Jeff Bezos to divorce wife of 25 years, leading to the costliest divorce settlement ever...

_n1codemus · 2019-01-09T19:12:57+00:00

To become the richest woman in the world you just divorce the richest man in the world.
Nice example.

hidemyface1234 · 2019-01-09T17:56:08+00:00

We'll have to see how it plays out before we really see it as "redpill confirmed".

If she only gets a tiny slice, then maybe lawyers still have power amongst the elites.

I'd like to know if this is Jeff getting "hawt" and wants to try all the pussy he can get or if this is a reinforcement of the idea that even if a relationship is good and the man is alpha, she will always crave variety. You certainly can't get much more alpha in terms of wealth, power, social status than Jeff, but he doesn't come across as having any game. He did get quite a bit more fit recently (past 5 yrs approx), so he does lift (or TRT).

ahg1008 · 2019-01-09T18:16:26+00:00

Taking a step back from my initial chuckle, I hope this plays out for ol' Jeff. This guy's read his Ayn Rand, for sure – no compunction about ripping off factory workers and decimating the mercantile landscape, so it stands to reason that he might be coming out on top of this one.

The community here is likely to cry "sad beta Jeff," but given their so-called amicable split (which smacks of negotiation even regarding their PR), I don't think it's so inconceivable that ya boy Bezy decided to take the L on something like a third of his assets, still be one of the top-five richest humans alive, and to cruise his way through pussy the way that billionaires do – very, very, privately. There's a reason we still make movies about the debauched lives of the rich, with the implicit allure, "see what goes on behind closed doors."

Anyhow, if he ends up with a model girlfriend in circa 6 months, just remember that when your company tops the Forbes 500, a mythical "alpha provider" archetype does exist, but Black Swans are labeled that way for a reason. Your money just has to swing big-dick weight higher than most countries' GDPs, so please remember that you are not advised to draw corollaries between this man and yourself.

(Edits: typed fast, made typos)

GrippingNipples · 2019-01-09T18:15:25+00:00

On the contrary -- Jeff will come out of this still a billionaire, and he will also be getting some hot & fresh pussy

DigitalDragonSlayer · 2019-01-09T17:41:55+00:00

LOL.

This mother fucker dated this chick for 3 months, got engaged, married 3 months later.

I mean 25 years is a nice run, and I bet it was good for a decade or two. But at what cost? Especially now, given what he is worth?

Smart person, dumb choice.

MR3790 · 2019-01-09T19:02:54+00:00

Next picture we see of Jeff will be with a tight ass 22 year old not giving a fuck.

Doomacracy · 2019-01-09T19:22:08+00:00

True redpill of this thread: People hating on other people who they don't know, because they have nothing better to do and low self-worth. It is not like anybody doesn't know about the bad and good parts about marriage. It is just that you either don't have anyone who you love or you feel so low that you are grateful for every possible attack on others that makes you feel better about yourself.

direfrog · 2019-01-09T19:05:47+00:00

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SuperCrazy07 · 2019-01-09T20:20:00+00:00

Rich people get divorced all the time. The only reason this is news is because it's happening to the world's richest person.

Does Mackenzie feel like she "missed out" after locking down Bezos at the height of her prime at age 23, and now wants to explore strange cock before it's too late? Does Bezos display Alpha traits in business but is actually a total Beta at home? Or does he secretly dream about nailing supermodels that are much hotter than his aging wife?

Who knows, and frankly, who cares. Jeff is going to do fine over the long-term. He still has his mission. He is still one of the world's top five richest people. He looks great for a man in his 50s and is going to soak the panties of hotties half his age.

Mackenzie is actually the loser here. She is well past the Wall, for one. With all her billions, satisfying hypergamy is going to prove very challenging, not to mention that nearly every man on the planet would feel emasculated being with her. I think she will be in for a very lonely existence as far as men are concerned.

edit: seems like Jeff was definitely thinking about nailing those hotties

Thunderbird93 · 2019-01-09T18:44:50+00:00

Honestly as much as we can define alpha as the orientation to successfully spin hella plates and never settle down, that's only in a sexual sense. Eliminating the alpha value of being wealthy, well known and powerful if it's not being converted into lays is only a way to undermine the success of others. TRP is an approach to one facet of life and it's not a lens through which to view everything at all times. If you spent literally all your time towards the goal of getting laid, you'd die knowing you got as much pussy as possible but wonder if you should have put some of your eggs in other baskets. The more your life becomes a means to the end of getting pussy, your activity becomes stifled by a constant drive for outcome, rather than enjoyment of a process. Jeff's already super alpha for being him and I hope he converts it into spinning some fine china in the upcoming years. But let's stop disparaging outlandishly successful men who haven't been RP'd for marrying so they can focus on success. I'm sure he'll come around.

2019-01-09T19:14:58+00:00

I think the main motivation for the Bezos crew would be purely financial engineering and tax dodging. They both have enough money to do whatever they want, with or without the divorce.
They could legally stay married and live on opposite ends of the globe and live lush lifestyles.

Not going to comment on Fake-Judge Judy.

TitusDorsus · 2019-01-09T18:53:57+00:00

I don’t see the problem here.

Nobody knows the behind of the scene, who initiated the divorce and it seems like they still have a good relationship.

And from what I understand, she was 23 y.o. when they married and Jeff was from being rich and alpha. She locked down a man with a good potential while she was at her prime. During all those years, she had many opportunities to divorce-rape him and cash out. Basically, she did what we recommend here to the women.

Lifelong marriages are almost a thing of the past. I think this one ends well.

_n1codemus · 2019-01-09T19:04:30+00:00

You are not spared from the truth, no matter who you are.

Psalm 127:1

Mozorelo · 2019-01-10T10:29:32+00:00

You fucking fools this is a financial trick to get around insider trading laws.

This is what Lou Pai the head of Enron did to get out of his insider trading charges. The divorce forces a stock sell and he gets out of Amazon like he has been wanting to for the last 3 years.

Austiny1 · 2019-01-10T03:00:02+00:00

All the research I’ve done says over and over she was a legit cofounder of Amazon. I don’t know if she deserves half of his net worth but she’s so something

2019-01-10T15:38:12+00:00

If he wasn't a cheater too then I might have felt bad for him. Karma is a bitch, and apparently she has expensive tastes.

It doesn't matter that society takes women's side more; if you decide to get married especially if you have aspirations to be a multi-millionaire, a prenup should be standard.

TheImpossible1 · 2019-01-09T18:53:27+00:00

Jeff Bezos as an anti-fem is way more threatening than anything else for women and their sympathisers.

I don't expect him to lose much.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2019-01-09T23:48:44+00:00

One thing I don't understand about rich men who get divorced and lose shitloads of money....sometimes over and over again.

A lot of them seem to decide the answer to their troubles is...another woman.

Look at John Cleese for example.

If you've had your marriage, had your kids....leave women be. Fuck them if you want, but don't allow a woman into your house. (And I mean literally that. Don't even allow one to sleep over.) All you're doing is asking for trouble.

I'm tired of courts who think a woman married to a billionaire somehow deserves a huge chunk of his wealth...why on earth should someone be forced to enable someone else to live "in the style they are accustomed to".

If I lose my job, can I sue them so that I can live in "the style I am accustomed to"?

If I quit writing books, can I sue my readers and force them to support me so I can "live in the style I am accustomed to?".

If I quit hunting, can I sue the government and force them to supply me with dead animals so I can "live in the style I am accustomed to" ?

Our divorce laws are outdated. We no longer live in a world where women don't work and can't earn property or get an education.

Marriage should not be a ticket to an income for life - any more than women should have to provide sex and cooking for men they are no longer married to.

Whatever happens to Jeff this time, I hope he has the brains and determination to stay unmarried after this.

citizen1a · 2019-01-10T18:49:57+00:00

Well, he is apparently having a relationship (affair?) with Lauren Sanchez (50yo) not a 20 year old.

metallicdrama · 2019-01-11T05:40:59+00:00

That guy looks like he is descended from the hunchback on 300. When you have that kind of money you almost have to burn mad cash to convince yourself you're a Chad when you're not, especially in a late mid-life crisis. Dude is huge betabux and had to subconsciously fill that role. I doubt the TRT helped.

WalterEArmstrong · 2019-01-12T04:43:07+00:00

I don't see how anybody could give a fly'n rat's ass about Jeff Bezos and his marital problems.

cafeitalia · 2019-01-13T00:43:39+00:00

Jeff, the buffed up testesteron injected steroid juiced rich man. Married to a hot ass looking 48 years old, having an affair with a married 50 year old hottie with 3 kids, and writing love poems to her. He is the pure definition of beta in man and woman relationship. All the trp guys who were going bazooka saying he got ass raped with divorce etc and how they claimed he was a Chad and would be fucking supermodels... You ain't know shit and what worse you make your own fantasy and live off the reality. If a man is beta in the heart and sends love letters to the woman he is having an affair with deserves to be ass raped in a divorce. He had to announce the divorce asap as well because the news was about the break out about his affair. Well 60 billion is more than enough money for him.

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_TheRP · 2019-01-11T20:20:39+00:00

Ehhhhhhhhhh.

Nah.

I own a business. If I had been married at the outset and had someone that was able to cover living expenses while I gambled on the future, shit would have been much easier. Also, that's his wife, who do you think he bounced ideas off of?

On top of that - getting to where he is takes work, intelligence, timing, and luck. Bill Gates talks about those last two a lot. Two years earlier or two years later and he'd be just another career IT Architect.

I have no issue with her getting half, because if it would have gone tits up like most startups she'd have been out the money she was spending on living.

Bottom line - she didn't marry into it.

Bear-With-Bit · 2019-01-09T20:20:40+00:00

Rich or poor, young or old, healthy or sick, educated or dropped out, regardless of race or culture, religious or agnostic, first or fifth marriage, kids or childfree, exclusive or open, ~~divorce~~ hypergamy is blind. All women are like that.

2019-01-10T05:44:43+00:00

If you look up the richest women in the world not a small amount of them are there simply from having married then divorced a super rich guy.

There are no guys on that list from having married and divorced a super rich woman.

dumbkidaccount · 2019-01-10T07:01:59+00:00

No matter how rich and smart u are, most people are driven by testosterone so shit like this will always happen lol

2019-01-10T13:34:16+00:00

Both will still be fabulously wealthy.

tchower · 2019-01-10T19:41:18+00:00

What type of idiot would want to get married after reading this?

F_Dingo · 2019-01-11T05:58:03+00:00

Looks like Bill Gates will be reclaiming the wealthiest person in the world title again. Poor Jeff Bezos, I dont even think he had the title for a year.

cuteshooter · 2019-01-11T08:06:13+00:00

Forced liquidation of stock in a divorce is a clever way for an insider to cash out without suspicion should a major stock hit occur.

man0man · 2019-01-11T15:15:41+00:00

Every woman I've heard talking about this has a breathless excitement and glint in her eye that is truly disturbing.

chazthundergut · 2019-01-12T22:42:01+00:00

If I were a billionaire, I would consider it worth every penny.

What is your freedom as a man worth? At that point, to a guy like Bezos, it would be worth a lot more than money.

She put her time in before I was kingpin billionaire, so I would sign the alimony with a smile. Then get back to getting my ass licked by bad bitches for the rest of my life.

Ascend_Daily_305 · 2019-01-09T19:07:36+00:00

All bullshit aside, dude had a woman down for 25 years. He sold her the dream and she brought it and now is collecting on her investment. Not comparing apples to oranges here but most of the guys on this sub can't juggle a LTR for 5 years, let alone an additional 20. This is only a bad thing if Jeff has oneitis..... At this point I expect some John Mcaffee shit from the Bezosnator.

Of course if he is butthurt, we'll see some great instagram photos of him traveling the world and finding 'himself' again

Doomacracy · 2019-01-09T19:37:48+00:00

one of the richest women in the world will now have gotten there by marrying and divorcing someone

Are you serious man? They started Amazon together. You're bashing someone without even doing research.

Me_ADC_Me_SMASH · 2019-01-10T06:53:12+00:00

Add it to the pile of reasons to be MGTOW, or at least to never get married.

Maybe I should marry a male friend for the better tax rates.

WallyHotvedt · 2019-01-09T20:57:14+00:00

His woman has just shown him that she is garbage. Wish granted.

He'll do fine, the blow to his pride and ego will diminish over time. He will refocus on making his $ back. Woman throwing themselves at him. He'll suffer from a wicked case of #firstWorldProblems for the rest of his life.

Someone send him a Amazon gift card for his own copy of RM...

ETA: eeeehhh, the wife, WNB. There are no survivors of the wall

WingManThunder · 2019-01-09T22:38:45+00:00

She's getting paid and I'm sure he's been getting better pussy for quite some time now

2019-01-10T01:20:09+00:00

J both bezos and his wife met and married while working at D. B. Shaw, a reputable financial turned tech company(like everything) in the 90's. The idea of Amazon came from a single brainstorming session within db shaw that hatched many modern successful ventures. Bezos acted on the idea. Mackenzie certainly does not deserve bezos's wealth, but she's no dumbass. The way I see it, she stuck by her alpha during the fledgling days of Amazon when bezos' top investor was his own foster parents. AWALT as always but I don't want anyone to walk away from the thread without some context.

Hamlet_Prime · 2019-01-12T03:20:30+00:00

This isn’t a story of poor beta bezos

He’s a fucking savage when it comes to interpersonal relations.

It also came out that he was cheating on his wife with this new bag of wrinkles, she looked fantastic pre-wall tho

2019-01-09T19:59:51+00:00

She's not stupid, you know.

FractalNerve · 2019-01-10T06:07:20+00:00

Why does everyone conclude with divorce rape? I believe he totally tricked the system! He grew so big that only divorce "on paper" allows him to diversify his wealth in coordination with his "formal ex wife" without the government blocking. He can still happily live together the same way with her!!

Who said that they won't live the couple life anymore? As a billionaire you don't divorce ever, but get her killed, unless marriage would stop you from doing something you wanted. Or the government gets or will get in your way. This trick helps him to become more successful strategically! And he can strike back two times harder with his "wife who became his girlfriend".

Don't forget that he wanted a wife who can get her out of a third world prison!! Now he's getting closer to that, making her more independent of him and able to strike harder on strategic moves on their enemies without the weakness of maritage.

WinjetRed · 2019-01-10T04:04:48+00:00

I have a feeling this will be a pretty amicable divorce. Too much to lose for both of them. The only people to gain if it isn't are the gossip media and the divorce lawyers. Her posturing is expected and pretty tame it seems going strictly by your write up.

2019-01-10T12:18:08+00:00

He can blame only himself for signing a contract with the government (aka marriage). He will still be a billionaire so here's that. And he knew that divorce is a thing in our world so he knew the cost of his actions all along. He knew what would happen in worst case scenario and that marriage is very very unstable business.

quazimodo_007 · 2019-01-10T12:40:59+00:00

She won't have a chance to get 1/2 his shit hes a front man for other people it will be undisclosed.

BurnoutRS · 2019-01-10T13:48:26+00:00

I wonder how heinous it is to fuck Judge Judy?

Sake99 · 2019-01-10T14:09:32+00:00

This hasn't happened because of the hypergamy. Eventually, nothing stays/lasts forever.

2019-01-10T17:16:12+00:00

jeff better start spinning plates

distant_shade · 2019-01-10T17:24:58+00:00

It would be cheaper to hire someone to assasinate her without any trace

SpecialistParticular · 2019-01-10T22:27:57+00:00

The local news slut was practically creaming her panties while doing this story. "She's about to become the world's richest woman, in her own right!"

_Cryptonaire_ · 2019-01-14T13:39:50+00:00

This is not divorce. This is a genius Bezos cash-out ploy from AMAZON.

Market wont spook if Bezos ex sells off Amazon stock.

Imagine founder and CEO selling off $60B in stock. Different story.

They know financial collapse is coming. Wake up people.

throwitdownman · 2019-01-14T19:03:48+00:00

You know how growing up we had participation awards? Basically, we didn’t do anything but we got something?

This is that, on steroids. $68b, a claim at half of Bezos’ everything just by having shared the same living space, insane.

Where was she when Bezos was starting Amazon? “Hey guys, you do the work, I’ll bring the tea. In 25 years, we split everything 50:50, okay?”

Another example to show young women that beta bux is a winning strategy. For reference, Bezos was working in a hedge fund when he met her. Married one year later, babies the following year.

AbjectGrapefruit · 2019-01-15T01:32:14+00:00

Never get married folks. Somehow that + doing a little accounting during the start up phase = she is owed billions.

What a load of shit

OlofPalmeBurnInHell · 2019-01-18T09:52:59+00:00

If a woman had such wealth, she would find a man who would get rid of her man.

VojvodaSrpski · 2019-01-09T20:13:26+00:00

I don't give a fuck about this globalist piece of shit Bezos, sorry just had to say it.

light-----------dark · 2019-01-09T22:53:58+00:00

Read the news, and was certain there was a conversation to visit here at TRP.

Don’t get married, folks. Especially if your mission may influence an overall increase in your wealth.

2019-01-10T00:27:28+00:00

Now THAT'S an expensive live-in hooker! Hope everything works out for him.

Outlawe · 2019-01-10T00:51:45+00:00

This is great news for young women. Gives them something to aspire to. A new generation of frontierswomen excited by the gold rush to Silicon Valley! Be careful out there gents.

apost54 · 2019-01-10T01:17:07+00:00

He’s gonna be getting every single girl now tho so ....

SuperiorConstantine · 2019-01-11T00:56:08+00:00

"Society instead, will always side with the woman"

Imagine being such a beta that you're threatened by a successful man that has a net positive effect on your life. All because he makes your life achievements look pathetic, and instead of working on yourself you choose to slander him and side with his wife. Maybe all these sluts will finally see how virtuous you are and you'll hit 2 birds with one stone.

Welcome to 90% of millennial men.

2019-01-11T11:06:33+00:00

LMFAO Omg this is just hilarious. Long time no see trp, damn quarantined so sad. So much of trp philosophy is legit, the pure truth of this world, its crazy how true a lot of the philosophy preached here was lol, we will keep seeing the evidence time and time again.

Richmest man in world? Most alpha man in terms of money and power? CUCKED by the marriage system, all the women has to do is say she wants a divorce and the richest, calmest headed and nicest guy in the world can get cucked hard, lose half of everything instantly lmfao. This is just plain hilarious actually,

This makes me actually really want to never get married its crazy. If you ever get rich and powerful everything is in on the line if people know you have money... especially with all this #metoo stuff tons of women out there could be predators preying on you, be careful out there you bastards!

Sid_Vichous · 2019-01-11T15:14:34+00:00

If she did accounting, she probably embezzled money.

SeasonedRP · 2019-01-13T11:18:36+00:00

Some of the comments on here are BP to the core. Bezos's wife doesn't deserve tens of billions because, horrors, he screwed some other woman. The family court system in this country is insane and the reason isn't feminists but white knights who have the same mentality as many of the commenters here. If Bezos's wife were getting gangbanged regularly by Seahawks players and he threw her out, he wouldn't get a dime, and the people here bashing him would be defending the fair damsel's trashy behavior.

Judging from the cringe-inducing texts, Bezos is the one who wants the divorce. Rather than using his status to couple with younger attractive women, he wants to wife up some has been slut. She'll likely dump him in a year or two for an aging rapper or other bad boy type.

tchower · 2019-01-09T19:05:37+00:00

This is one of the very reasons why I read Red Pill and MGTOW both!

Thunderbird93 · 2019-01-09T19:00:53+00:00

(Drake: "Kobe about to lose 150m's, Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him...bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the Gym

Ross: BITCH YOU WASN'T WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYM!)-Stay Scheming

Does anyone have an update on Scottie Pippen? His wife Larsa fucked the rapper future, fortunately he had a pre-nup. As for Jeff, he's about to wish he had that prenuptial agreement too, goddamn

ChrimsonChin988 · 2019-01-10T16:45:48+00:00

100+ billion dollars and an old hag or 50+ billion dollars with the hottest women on the planet as plates.... easiest fucking choice.

Getting whores on the side while married not a good idea in his position... always will have to watch your back etc. Rather pay the old hag 50b and walk around with model bitches.

He's not taking any L here imo

TheImpossible1 · 2019-01-09T18:17:14+00:00

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2comment · 2019-01-09T18:52:47+00:00

Your links probably contain odd characters that Reddit's parsing hates. You can fix that by using using an URL shortener like bitly.

I wonder who initiated it? Doesn't matter much I guess, although the stock might have ramifications now if it doesn't land all under his control.

lux_7 · 2019-01-09T23:45:28+00:00

Agree with everything you say except the admiration for Judy. Can't stand that yelling bitch.

nickelchip · 2019-01-10T16:02:31+00:00

The day Jeff Bezos became a Republican.