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Recently I matched with a 10/10 smoke-show whore on my regular account. I message her and ask if she wants to meet up, she tells me she's sick. OK, no problem. I text her a little bit more and she tells me she's trying to get some rest and that she'll text me later. She eventually texts me back but is obviously not interested so it dies out.

After that I came across this sub and see all the fun you guys are having so I figure, what the heck, I'll make a Chadfish of my own. So I set up a Bumble and swipe right on everyone. To no surprise, I match with this same girl again.

However, this time she's far more talkative. I tell her I'm just trying to fuck, nothing serious and it upsets her since she's told herself she's a good girl who doesn't do that but clearly all she can think about is Chad's cock.

She asks me for a pic but I say "you first." She sends me a picture of her cleavage. I respond: "why is your shirt still on?". She begins to suspect I'm fake but I play it off and am able to convince her otherwise. After that, she sends me a pic of her tits (which were amazing btw).

At this point she wants proof that I'm real (which I obviously can't provide) so I tell her "I don't take orders" hoping this would get me out of my predicament. It doesn't and she unmatches me, causing me to lose our entire convo and the picture.

I'm not surprised but being Chad felt like being God. There was nothing I could say wrong no matter how much of a dick I was and she even told me "I had a good vibe."

I know this might not be as good as the others but just wanted to share a field report. Keep up the good work out there everyone.


[–]ChadThePsychopath29 points30 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Chad on Tinder:

-Hey, your holes are looking appetizing, lets fuck tonight without protection

-You'll be a fucking slut for me you fucking object. You'll fucking do anal if thats what I want

Her: You give off such positive/good vibes!🤞

Normie on Tinder:

Hey :)! Wow your profile is really interesting, I think we share a lot in common. My name is ****, it's great to meet you!

Her: Eww, wtf your face looks like a fucking goat's. Unmatched

[–]blackpillmaxxing7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

you just send her another selfie from the chadfish's instagram

[–]AverageGrammer[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It was my first time so I didn't prepare and I actually lost the Chad who's Insta profile I went with. She wanted me to hold 3 fingers up to prove I was real so I couldn't have kept her on the hook anyway.

[–]blackpillmaxxing14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

tell her you'll prove it in person. set up a date and then flake on her

[–]Pirateangel1137 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy fuck bro you are a master chadfish.

[–]elegant_droid11 points12 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Always screenshot as you go, brother

[–]AverageGrammer[S] 5 points6 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

Now I know. I'll bring the goods next time.

[–]canicallyoutonight1 point2 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Please remember to never share nudes on the internet. It’s illegal and you’ll get banned from reddit if caught and possibly charged. “Chadfish” all you want, just never share nudes.

[–]AverageGrammer[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wasn't planning on it but thanks for the heads up.

[–]foreignincel40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

send me on private bro we thirsty out here

[–]WeAreLostSoAreYou1 point2 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

shutup cuck

[–]JustAnotherGhosted2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't think trying to protect our backs makes him a cuck.

[–]canicallyoutonight 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Okie dokie horny incel 🤪

[–]WeAreLostSoAreYou2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

cool story pedo, this whole sub started as a braincels idea. calling me an incel isn't an insult, but cry more about your physically and sexually abusive father i guess lol

[–]canicallyoutonight-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Me telling someone the law so it doesn’t bite them in the ass is being a pedo? No one cares if you guys Chadfish, it’s just people exposing girls or whatever who cares it’s funny. Go focus on your plastic surgery or something

[–]canicallyoutonight 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

“Sexually abusive father” Wrong but okay, put the same energy into being an incel into actually studying the law kiddo. Or better yet, get some more plastic surgery so you can boost that self esteem of yours! 🥰

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