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[–]SilverGryphon4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't think so. As long as you don't do cray stuff that involves minors, sharing their nudes and taking their money you can claim that it was just a joke. Most Stacies would think that it's a joke anyhow. Worst case scenario the police would check on your criminal history and when they see that you did fuck all they won't waste any more of their time on you.

[–]Silverfox174212 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You could even say stuff that involves minors.

You could say, "I fucked a 15 year old girl." Perfectly legal to say that. Nothing illegal about it. And the police obviously can't arrest you for "confessing" that. Which 15 yr old girl? When did it happen? Where? Where is the girl now? What's the evidence that it occurred? Can we talk to the girl?

LOL, it didn't happen so it's all bullshit. Cops can't arrest you for confessing to a crime that never happened.

[–]Silverfox174210 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

LOL you can confess to any crime you want. I doesn't matter as long as you didn't do it. LOL I'm a serial killer with a victim count of 40 over decades. LOL come get me FBI. I'm confessing to crimes that I never did and that never happened in the first place. Even with known crimes, cops get false confessions all the time and have to let them go. It's not illegal to falsely confess to even a known crime.

[–]LeJacquelope1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I can beat that, sir.

I eat my steak well done!

Come at me foodie cops LOL

[–]LegendofPajeet0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nope

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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