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MEGATHREAD: Discussion/Off-Topic/Requests

submitted by LegendofPajeet

With how popular this subreddit is starting to become and a consistent online userbase as well as occasionally being visited by normies we are deciding to make a megathread dedicated to general discussion, requests, and occasionally off-topic (but please minimize that). As the sub grows more and more popular we will be flooded with more requests and occasionally outsiders.

Outsiders are welcome here if they obey the rules and remain civil. If you do have something you want to question or ask about the sub or its members, please do so in this thread. Do NOT go make your own thread and pollute it with your nonsensical arguments.

This thread is also available and open to all requests. However we encourage that instead of asking for requests, that you do it yourself for both the learning experience and how it will open your eyes to a whole new perspective.

If you need help chadfishing, this is also a good place to ask. Use this thread as a point of reference too. https://old.reddit.com/r/chadfish/comments/bw0x0x/how_to_get_chadfish_pics_in_one_easy_step/


[–]Forrest-9314 points15 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Requesting a functionally retarded Chad (with link bellow to video of autistic Chadtard).

Will Chadtard slay? Say in the bio that you're the caregiver and is trying to get him laid. As the mother make it unambiguously clear the degree to which her son is irreconcilably retarded, we're talking goo-goo-ga-ga tier game. Will an adult infant with the face of a Greek God get his dick wet? The world needs to know?

[–]IHateRoasties10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Rather then making it sound like you’re trying to get him laid which isn’t too believable and slightly creepy. Perhaps try and say you’re helping him find a long term relationship or some shit.

[–]Forrest-932 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good idea.

[–]LegendofPajeet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LMFAO THIS IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING AMAZING IDEA HOLY SHIT.

[–]8HcT2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit the dude from the video looks like Sean O'Pry LMFAO

[–]PackagedToiletPaper0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Maybe also throw in some stuff about how he likes to bathe in his own feces? Or fling it at anyone who dare defy him?

[–]IHateRoasties5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nobody is stupid enough to fall for that, not even holes. At least do it somewhat realistic.

[–]Forrest-936 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Request for a Chad to playfully confront women on the dogpill. Mention that you know about all women's secret attraction to animals in general, dogs, horses, werewolves, vampires, bigfoot, etc.

It's not that women evolved to be sexually attracted to dogs, it's more an unintended side effect of women having more mental & fluid sexuality (the ironic catch 22 of a woman's lower sex drive is that they have a higher threshold for being turned on by physical appearance, they are also turned on by less tangible mental qualities like dominance & status).

Dogs unintentionally trigger the same buttons for what she instinctually wants in a man, a ruthless predator that she hopes to tame to protect her and her offspring from the cruel savage realities of life in the wilderness, her pussy doesn't know she's no longer part of the foodchain. This is why I can't help but buy that the dogpill must be true on some level, it makes too much sense and makes sense of all these many coincidences...

[–]thanosisright1884 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I will do this with my next chadfish experiment

[–]record14880 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I made a tinder profile years ago with the only pic being a handsome pure breed Alsatian. It got heaps of likes, IDK if it did as it was a joke profile or cos of the dogpill

[–]Forrest-936 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Request for a sexually greedy Scumbag Steve Chad explicitly offering ONS ass to mouth pump'n dumps. Have your Chad inform women they are fortunate enough to be given the privilege of eating his ass tonight, suck his dick & balls while he vapes playing Overwatch, they may even be lucky enough to guzzle his bladder, etc.

[–]thanosisright1885 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Will do it

[–]STUNTM4N_5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Has anyone tried a virgin chad yet?

[–]SilverGryphon5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

How about a Chad that is a suspected murderer out on bail or that has killed but gotten away with it due to a technicality?

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As the saying goes, Chad can get away with murder in the eyes of women, so why not give it a try and see if it is true.

[–]LegendofPajeet[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Not sure people will buy it in tinder

[–]Forrest-930 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe if you mentioned it in conversation (not the bio), but that could get the cops after yo. Solong as it's a non-violent offence (but still something ridiculous red flag so as to make the Chadfish funny), I think you'll be fine.

[–]deadguy352 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Is there a way to spoof location for Bumble? I really don't like Tinder.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

fake gps app and set location to device only, bumbles location is way worse than tinders

[–]deadguy35

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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