I spent a couple weeks listening to the show and typing this up. Had some free time.

This was only from a couple episodes.

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You got to understand, this is not her fault. What women do when they pressure you to marry them is not their fault. That’s what the fuck they do. So you have to dismiss what she wants, dismiss that whole thing where she wants to get married, because that’s what she wants to do anyway. But them saying they want to get married is like me saying I want to eat or wake up and look at something. That’s what that marriage thing is to them. What you have to do is reestablish your shit. One thing you have to do is you have to be able to take an “L”. Not afraid to take a loss to get your point across. So when she gives you that marriage ultimatum, if you look like you’re sweating, and you’re blinking, and you’re nervous about her leaving, she will take advantage of that.

 

Stop having negotiations with women. Stop trying to give her things to make her happy so that she lets you go out to fuckin hunt and let you go out to drink. You have to say “look sweetie, this is how it is” and you have to be ready for her to walk out of your life.

 

One thing women need from you that if you don’t give them they fuckin flap around like a fish out of water, is emotions. If she goes “I gotta get married! And I don’t want you to go hunting!” You go “Oh sweetie we’re not gonna get married for a while, I don’t know when. And I’m going hunting right now. I’ll see you later. You don’t have to be here if you don’t want” And kiss her on the check and be really cold because now her emotions have to eat on themselves.

 

She’s not walking out of your life unless you’re crushed. They never walk out if you’re indifferent on the couch. If you go “goodbye, nice talking to you, I love you but you have to live your life” That bitch will not take a step. Trust me.

 

(Advice given in response to a caller who says his wife only fucks him once a year) Nothing helps a marriage more than cheating. Nothing makes it easier. When you’re cheating there’s nothing she could say that would upset you after you get home. You have to say to yourself “you can’t love a woman, like a woman loves you. You can’t give energy to her the same way she gives energy to you. You can’t go booby-bear, you can’t hold her hand because she’s holding yours. It’s a distance thing. Stay gone for a couple of days, have other things to do besides worry about how much she loves you and you love her. You gotta get a life. You don’t have a life if you’re worried about going to a bachelor party and cheating.

 

They don’t want what they can have. And right now I think she has you.

 

Most loser women, all they have to barter is their pussy. They don’t have anything else. Men have so many other things to barter when it comes to the sex game, and the relationship game. If you’re an ugly motherfucker with a hunchback and you walking with some type of swagger, everybody could be laughing and going “look at this hunchback motherfucker” but a woman might go “how could this motherfucker with a hunchback look like he should be fuckin’ me?” There are other things that make us attractive to women. Initially there’s only one thing that makes women attractive to us, and that’s fucking them. And then it builds from there. But they like us more than fucking us on the front end. We like to fuck them on the front end and then go “wow, she’s kind of cool” on the back end. So basically, you gotta understand that when you’re meeting these women, essentially, they’re losers. She has to get something out of her pussy, she has to get dinner, she has to get a movie. How can she function if she doesn’t get something out of what she has? Our bodies are not as important to us as their bodies are. So when you’re taking her out to dinner and spending time with her, you gotta understand that that’s her way of fucking you. If you take her out 5 times, she fucked you 5 times. And you haven’t fucked her yet. So basically what you’re doing is driving down a one way street, behind this bitch. And you can’t pass her. So if you find yourself getting stuck behind a chick on a one way road, you turn off the first available exit, and you get the fuck off that road. You can’t let a woman whore out your time.

 

She’s going to try and gradually take your manhood by small steps and before you know it you’re sitting in the shoe store carrying her bags. You gotta first decide what you want out of this and if what you want is sex, then that has to be obvious. And if that’s not what she wants, fine, there will be somebody else.

 

Fundamentally, it’s the nature of women to bitch you up. That always happens; the degree may be different from woman to woman, but it’s all about bitchin you up. And it’s organic. You cannot be angry at how they do it with such ease. It’s like brushing your teeth. Your manhood is constantly under siege, and you can’t be mad at them. It’s like being mad at a fuckin snake for biting you. If you got a rattlesnake in your hand and you’re like “this rattlesnake is the shit” and it bites you, you can’t be mad at the motherfucker. You just have to go “shit, it’s a snake”.

 

Women have no skills to get what they want, so they hope what they want just kind of walks in. What gives you the balls to sit and wait for Mr. Right? What skills do you have to get Mr. Right?

 

You have to take away what she wants (emotions) until you get what you want (sex)

 

She’s only powerful if you let her be powerful.

 

The amount of time it takes for her to pussy you up is the amount of time she sticks around to enjoy you being a pussy. And then she’s going to leave you.

 

(In response to a man calling in claiming his wife wants him to be a stay at home husband) All a woman has in this world is that her man is cool. For the sake of your marriage, do not get put in a position where she thinks you aint cool. If she can’t look at you like “my man is the shit” then your marriage is over. How can you look at him like he’s the shit if he’s a stay at home fuckin’ dad?

 

My girl said the other day “can you get off that pimp shit for once?” I go “if I do bitch, then what?” You need an opening to fag me up. Don’t let her fag you up.

 

A woman wants to be protected by her man, and if she can punk you up, how are you going to protect her against another man? She’s always looking to upgrade the protection.

 

Do the whole dating thing once or twice at the most. Because you don’t wanna do what other motherfuckers don’t do. You don’t wanna be taking her out and other motherfuckers just fuck her in the mouth on the first date. You take her out on 1-2 dates, and then you start pushing up on her. If she don’t wanna give you no pussy, you don’t go “fuck you” this and that. You always love em’ and leave em’. Just give her a kiss on the cheek, pet her on the head and say “thank you sweetie, but I don’t feel comfortable going out with you 2, 3, 4 times because I’m a viral young man who needs to fuck. I wanna be spending my time fucking you, not trying to fuck you. I know I want you now, do you want me?” You gotta make her ante up.

 

A happy man means a happy woman; it trickles down from the man. A happy woman doesn’t mean shit. She doesn’t know how to be happy outside of how a man makes her feel. If a motherfucker is sitting there playing Xbox 360 and you say “I’m not gonna bother this motherfucker at all”. He could be on there for 8 hours and I’m just gonna exist in my own place for 8 hours until he wants to exist with me, you just earned yourself 8 hours of happy. That motherfucker would be like “sweetie, what do you need me to do? Cause you left me alone for that 8 hours I wanted to be left alone for.” You were selling me what I wanted to buy. I wanted to buy some Xbox 360 time and you gave it to me, so you know what? I’m going to figure out how to make you happy. I’m gonna tune into you now instead of tuning out because you tried to force me to spend time with you, or force me to love you, or force me to talk to you.

 

You should encourage the whore-ness in every bitch. The reason men don’t like women is because of what you put us through for pussy. The fact is, you could fuck me now but you’re not, just because of the “unwritten rule” of not fucking on the first date. If a chick says she doesn’t know me before we fuck, you don’t know me any better if we talk for a year.

 

Pussy is only valuable to whoever is fucking it at the time

 

Any woman is going to push your boundaries until you stop her

 

Women hate being in charge. They don’t wanna win, they want a winner. And that’s what women test constantly, is this nigga the winner that I think he is? So you come at us and try to make us losers. And what a loser is, is a guy that lets a woman make his happiness. If you look at any woman who’s in charge, she’s not happy. She thinks she has to be mean to be the boss, she’s copying what she sees bosses do. Women don’t want to run shit, it makes them miserable. They want a man who runs shit so she can go “that’s my man”.

 

I’m not going to bite my tongue, I’m going to tell you how I feel. Ok sweetie, I’m not going to take you out on another date. I’ve been on three dates with you. I know I want to fuck you, I don’t know if you want to fuck me, but I already know I want to fuck you. If you don’t wanna fuck me, figure it out, but were not going on anymore food excursions so I can do something for you and you’re not doing shit for me. The more you make me wait, the less it’s worth.

 

Women want to look at a guy and believe that he will lead them where they need to go. But they’re gonna test him like he’s a weak ass second mate.

 

If I’m the king of the castle and I marry a useless bitch, do you know what she becomes? The queen. She becomes the highest level that a woman’s title can be, in the world. Just by marrying me. I make you the best you can be. Now, if a queen marries a motherfucker that ain’t shit, what does he become? He’s the motherfucker who ain’t shit who married the queen.

 

Guys, the only thing you really have to deal with is the threat of rejection on the front end. If I see you on the street and I go “hey what’s up” and you go “I don't like you”, all you had to do was deal with that. And once you apply that to yourself you can go “you know what, I'm just gonna stick fly paper everywhere and see what sticks.”

 

Here’s the problem, I have to be a good lover, have decent money, have decent clothes, be funny, I gotta be happy. I gotta be everything, for your vagina. Now where the resentment comes in is now you look at me, like I’m supposed to love you like you love me, and you’ve don’t nothing loveable. Why should I love you because I’m loveable?

 

Let’s boil it back down to pussy. Let’s say we had something that women were after every second of the day. What if God has cursed us or blessed us, and every guy had 10 G’s in his pocket every day. And every day women were out there going “hello” and in our minds, were going “man this bitch is just after my 10,000 dollars” Now, just because she’s after our 10,000 dollars, does that make you special? Cause she’s chasing your 10 G’s? And here’s the thing about my 10,000 dollars, I’m better than my 10,000 dollars. Bitches are not bigger than their pussy.

 

You’re gonna love him before he loves you, because he’s showing you the best of him. You’re not showing the best of you before he gets pussy. Before he gets pussy, it’s him auditioning for pussy, so you’re getting the best of a guy. You’re gonna love him first.

 

Women are looking for a General they are comfortable fighting for. They’re looking for a guy they can believe in. Women really want to have no job, they want to support a man that they believe in.

 

Remember, a happy man is a happy everybody in his life.

 

Women have no skill to get what they want. You survey the land and go “he’s nice” and your skill is to stand there and go “I’ll get his attention so that he comes over with his skills.” Because you have no skills to get a man. Your skill is your beauty. You don’t know how to get a dude. You don’t choose a guy, a guy chooses you and you choose to go “yes”.