So about six months later or year later (or whenever) when, not if, but when she stops having sex with you twice a week, you fist pump and run right out and go have sex with a 21 year-old cheerleader. As soon as your girlfriend/wife finds out, or when you tell her you’re going to do this, what do you think sheâll say? How do you think sheâll react?
Do you seriously think sheâll say, âAh, yes Joe, per our logical arrangement we configured a year ago, you are now allowed to fuck other women on the side. Have fun fucking your cheerleader! Just be home by 6pm, please.â?
If you actually think this, YOU ARE STUPID. You do not understand women or female psychology in any way whatsoever.
Instead, sheâs going to have a meltdown of nuclear proportions. Sheâs going to throw drama at you like youâve never seen in your fucking life. Sheâll scream, yell, threaten to leave you, and might even throw things at you. Then, like a dumbass, youâre going to use your guy-logic (haha!) to try to calm her down (waaaahaha!) and set her straight (hahahaha!) by reminding her of what she agreed to (bwaaaahahahaha!). And sheâll throw a frying pan at your head. Good job.
To you, guy-logical-man, youâre simply following through on a clear agreement that you both agreed to like logical adults.
To her, feminine-emotional-woman, you are in a committed, monogamous relationship and now YOUâRE CHEATING ON ME! You SON OF A BITCH! And you want to do it with some STUPID SLUT! (Woman translation for the word âslutâ in this context: A woman who is younger or skinnier than her.) Youâre disrespecting me and treating me LIKE SHIT!!! HOW DARE YOU! You think Iâm going to let you go fuck another woman?!? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!? Let me scream at you for an hour and explain a few things to you, little manâ¦
Drama, drama, fighting, screaming, then she later calls her best friend / orbiter / sister / mom, and they, of course, agree youâre being a total asshole and that she should probably leave you.
This is exactly what happens every time men try conditional monogamy. Your girlfriend or wife is not a logical man executing a business deal. Sheâs an emotional, irrational woman in a romantic relationship where itâs very hard for her to think rationally. True, some aspects of a relationship must be logical to some degree (particularly if you live together), and she must agree to at least some of these things. However, since sheâs a woman, none of these things can include a complete relationship 180, like âwe’re 100% monogamousâ to ânow I’m going to fuck other people.â