The Most Viewed TNMM Articles of 2016

As 2016 draws to a close and we prepare ourselves for a debaucherous and insolent 2017, let’s take a look back at some of this year’s “Greatest Hits” with a listing of the most viewed articles on The New Modern Man.

Some articles became popular after causing feminist outrage while others became popular in men’s circles for their wisdom about women. One article on minimalism made the list, and two Be Like Dirk comics made the Top 10. Eight out of ten articles were about The Sexes and the related themes of Game and Hypergamy.

So, without further adieu, here’s a listing of the articles that generated the most traffic here at The New Modern Man.

10. Be Like Dirk (Comic)

Ah, the comic that caused so many loose bowel movements amongst leftists. This is the “pilot episode” of the politically incorrect comic series. Be Like Dirk features a bad boy, Dirk, who gets all the chicks by breaking all the rules while the Beta nice guy Jackson endlessly chases women with good intentions only to wind up alone. Mirroring life, this comic series went viral in August and provoked a SJW swarming for its thoughtcrimes.

9. The Law of the Jungle Rules Today’s Sexual Market

If you’ve ever thought it’s a jungle out there when it comes to the dating and mating market, well, you’re exactly right. This popular article explains why things have become so fucked up with male/female relations in recent decades.

8. The Five F’s of a Happy Man

Rel dreamed this article up while riding around on the sunny back roads in the Caribbean. What most men want from women is incredibly simple, yet finding it has become nearly impossible since the cancer of Cultural Marxism descended on the land.

7. It Doesn’t Take Much for a Man to Live On

It’s a simple statement that has the power to free millions of men from drudgery and economic slavery. Once men realize the material world is for material girls and minimalism is for men, their roles as subjugated, disposable utilities in society will actually turn around and “empower” them – to borrow a leftist code word.

6. The 10 Laws of The Mating Game

The sister article to The 10 Laws of Hypergamy, this listing of dating and mating rules has become a staple in some men’s circles. It enlightens men to the harsh realities of the winner take all sexual marketplace.

5. Women Will Do Anything for an Alpha – Including Having Sex with Other Women

Using science and not hyperbole, the old maxim “Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks” is once again confirmed. Anthropological evidence points to the fact women have orbited dominant males in society for a long, long time. So long, in fact that they’ve evolved to peacefully coexist with other women in the harems of dominant men. They alleviate tension by fucking each other, according to at least one survey.

4. Why You Should Ignore Women

No matter how many times women say they hate being objectified, all evidence points to the contrary, including the many billions pf dollars women spend on cosmetics each year. Start ignoring them and watch comedy ensue as the hamster wheel kicks into high gear.

3. Where Do You Stand in The Sexual Hierarchy

This article helps men rank themselves in yet another of man’s dominance hierarchy schemes. It turns out hierarchies don’t just exist in the political and business world, but they’re also central to human sexuality, as well.

2. The 10 Laws of Hypergamy

One of our most shared articles, an expose on female mating instincts and how to exploit them turned out to be quite a popular topic.

1. Take This Job and Shove It (Comic)

Thanks to a feminist, White Knight and bitch boy backlash, this humble comic about a middle class guy being shafted by HR then taking an exotic vacation only to find true love “triggered” thousands and caused them to blow their hypocritical circuits. Thanks for the ad revenue, feminists.

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