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Birthday Cat Lights Another Cooter Candle

CH
June 22, 2016

Birthday Cat is a multi-functional Game changer, capable of flipping girls from cold to hot in an instant. Use judiciously, but never second-guess His Royal Kitty’s pedigree, because Birthday Cat has slain pussies on all social media platforms and in all courtship contexts. The latest delirious victim (somewhat NSFW):

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Birthday Cat is the emoji equivalent of “lol”, “gay”, or “bring da movies“. I think he’s even better than those, because girls can’t resist a cute jerkcat.

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Title Birthday Cat Lights Another Cooter Candle
Author CH
Date June 22, 2016 7:04 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Blog Heartiste
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Heartiste/birthday-cat-lights-another-cooter-candle.9626
https://theredarchive.com/blog/9626
Original Link https://heartiste.org/2016/06/22/birthday-cat-lights-another-cooter-candle/
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