TL;DR: this is how your TRP questions should look like, pussies.

Hi,

since I divorced and moved out I started spinning some plates. The deal is, very often a girl wants to take a shower after I'm done with her. I guess those situations are going to happen more often, as the summer is coming. The deal is, I am not exactly sure how should I maintain a proper level of hygiene.

Current situation: I give one of my towels to a girl, then I wash it in washing machine in 90 degrees Celsius. I find it suboptimal. Hot washing means raised electricity costs. Washing takes at least 2 hours with the program I use so it complicates my logistics a bit (I work 24 or 32 hour shifts sometimes). Also, I feel this is really suboptimal when it comes to hygiene - I'm not running a fucking hotel, those are my towels.

But, I want all those plates to feel comfortable, because why not. Sometimes I want also to play with them in the shower. Sometimes on the first date.

I think need a proper towel solution that would include all those situations.

Here is what I came up with:

  • I buy a few cheap towels and give them to girls. This is suboptimal: it requires money, it is also giving something to her that she could totally take care about herself.

  • I don't give her any towel. This is suboptimal. I'll get the floor in my flat wet, I'll get her cold.

  • expensive option, but cocky funny as fuck - perhaps I'll do this and use this for special occasion - I buy a few towels and I get them embroidered with something funny like "I took shower at EAB's" or some even more hardcore options like "I'm a bad bitch who loves ONS" (too obvious, but still funny though) or anything else along the lines. I think you can't actually get more cocky funny than that. Patent pending.

So, thank you for reading, you had your fun, now tell me... there is a plate that just had some good lovin' with me, she's all sweaty, salty, it is hot outside, we both want to take cold shower. Help me finding a solution to make her dry again.

In case anyone wonders, this is serious.