Hey guys, I'm a 19-year-old virgin with legit, diagnosed Asperger's living in the Toronto area. I'm in my 3rd year of university majoring in finance, & I still live at home with my parents. Dad Italian, mom Indian. I've read the sidebar, I'm subscribed to TheRedPill, etc. I've been "unplugged" for about 9 months now. Anyway, this morning, when I woke up, after I was done taking a shit, I forgot to turn off the extractor fan. My mom then told me to turn off the extractor fan. Since she's giving me her old car (as she's buying me a new one), she took this as an opportunity to nail me about "rules" and "responsibilities." What followed was one of the most epic arguments in history. I only was engaged in this argument out of convenience: I had to go to my parents' bathroom to brush my teeth (all my toothbrushing stuff is in there), & my parents' bedroom is right across from it, so we were in talking distance of each other. Also, I kept calm throughout this whole argument.

Mom - And you don't realize this, but rules are made to protect you and give you safety and comfort. I know you think we make rules are to dominate & control you, but we don't.

Me - Yes, some rules (here, I was referring to Mark Passio's Natural Laws, but I never said it outright, I only implied it). But the rest of the rules are designed for a small subset of dominant elites to control & dominate the rest of us.

Mom - Yeah, give me an example?

Me - Taxes

Mom - (blah blah blah)

This is not as important as what comes next: after my mom's monologue on my 28-year-old cousin on my mom's side who became a professional accountant after getting kicked out of university (& dumping the girl who he was in a relationship with at the time b/c he was spending all his time with her), is now married with a condo in one of the wealthier areas in my city. I then told her this:

Me - Yeah, but if I was (cousin), what I would have done is started seeing (cousin's current wife) anyway and kept (cousin's old girlfriend) as a girl to have sex with whenever I felt like it (in RP terms, a "demotion to a plate").

Mom - That's like prostitution! Are you kidding me? You don't know a thing about love! You only think relationships are about sexual activity! This is why you'll never get a girlfriend... you think all women are prostitutes!

Me - Well, based on the way I see most of my peers acting on Facebook and Instagram, yeah.

(Mom's triggering intensifies)

Me - Also, you look at when you take a girl out to dinner. I, the man, am paying, so yeah... I'd say that's prostitution.

Mom - ARE YOU SAYING I'M A PROSTITUTE?

Me - For the right price, yeah.

Mom - I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW. YOU NEED SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL THERAPY WITH YOUR VIEWS ON WOMEN. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RESPECT WOMEN.

So I brush my teeth, and when I get downstairs, lo and behold, I hear my mom calling my dad & my old therapist about what I just said.

What should I have done in this situation? How should I handle future situations like this where my mom uses my failings to draw me into arguments?