Went to a wedding and bumped into an Ex with whom I used to have the best animal sex marathons ever. Played it Zen with a few passive aggressive hints and she was digging it all, reminding me of some of our past times.
I tell her we'll catch up later and trade #'s. When it's that time, come up behind her w a hug and something else giving her a poke, w my phone on showing her I'm down to 1% battery so put her # in quick, and the walrus next to us has to act like some parent/cop roll.
My ex put her in her place and I made her look dumb too, but still, the fat cock blocker has happened to me at least a few dozen times forcing me to be crafty and navigate around the beached whale bullshit.
What is this behavior and we do they do that?
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