Sunday TRP humor - girl requests open relationship while on vacation, boyfriend starts immediately fucking another girl, girlfriend melts down.

vanzant38 · 2014-02-23T16:33:46+00:00

That's a FUN read.

redpillshadow · 2014-02-23T18:52:12+00:00

Best comment in the other thread

Here's what happened at home - Daniel is a good guy, stays home, takes care of his responsibilities and does right by his girlfriend. His gf planned a trip with friends and he was cool with it. Then she comes home one night and tells Daniel she wants to fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel, being a regular bloke understands this to mean that she will fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel begins to insulate himself emotionally from his ex (she is his ex at this point, ex's fuck other dudes, gf's don't in Daniels worldview). When she leaves for vacation, Daniel accepts an invite to the pub from a girl he works with. After a couple of pints, he explains his new found single status and the work girl is over-joyed. She has liked Daniel for sometime, saw some great qualities in him, but her efforts to flirt had been rebuffed to date because he is a stand-up guy and wouldn't disrespect his gf by engaging in these flirtatious. But now, after Daniels ex gf pissed all over him and their relationship by treating his fidelity in a cavalier and selfish fashion, work girl has her in. Daniel now has a new girlfriend.

The lesson I (and work girl) take away from this - if you plan on fucking randoms, Daniel ain't gonna fucking be there when you get back.

She is not his girlfriend anymore. She is his ex-girlfriend. He didn't go out and fucked some other girl, he got himself a new girlfriend.

InferiousX · 2014-02-23T17:15:02+00:00

The key phrase:

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

TRPsubmitter · 2014-02-23T17:14:38+00:00

The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection. The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it. I vehementely disagreed with doing all this behind her boyfriends back though.

This is infuriating. Here she is in backwards fashion sneakily trying to imply that "it doesn't count" for her or her feeeeemale friends. "hey it was a confusing situation!", as the guy's dick plunges into her.

This is why no one respects these bitches. They don't even have the self-respect to own up to their decisions. If you cheat, do it and admit you did it.

I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age.

"Love is strong as ever?" So disingenuous.

And no, you don't get to keep your bf and "act freely and party". Make a decision. He doesn't owe you that and assuming he does makes you a cunt.

deptii · 2014-02-23T16:54:13+00:00

TLDR: Please allow me to be the slut I want to be for these 3 months, but stay home and masturbate while I'm getting miles of strange dick, ok?

qualia00 · 2014-02-23T16:56:38+00:00

She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. Well? Happy birthday to the ground!!!

Seriously though, I see the typical solipsism and hamster rationalization in here. If the story is true, good on the guy for having options. Reminds of this article in TRP:

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/267333

Action yielding a desirable reaction = success

Action yielding an undesirable reaction = mistake

You always want to make sure you have options.

Jkobzen · 2014-02-23T17:17:55+00:00

"The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection."

I remember reading about this here. The way women and men define cheating. Most women does not see sexual encounter as cheating its much more about the emotional connection with another woman. This is just yet another proof to it.

gekkozorz · 2014-02-23T17:47:24+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/a1zDQWb.gif

jethreezy · 2014-02-23T18:42:16+00:00

She just started on her trip too, it's gonna be a stressful 3 months for this girl LOL

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Theophagist · 2014-02-23T19:50:46+00:00

No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

Not when you pour water on a slice of bread.

AnotherPint · 2014-02-23T19:46:28+00:00

As a post-modern woman, OP claims the right to make the rules. She also demands the right to change the rules anytime via whining, wheedling, or weeping. Or just throwing the game board on the floor.

And she's wounded and outraged when someone calls bullshit.

Archwinger · 2014-02-24T02:43:47+00:00

"Wait! When I said I wanted to 'temporarily open' our relationship, I meant for ME! You're supposed to sit at home with your dick in your hand and tears in your eyes, then welcome me back with open arms, marry me, and provide for me for the rest of my life!"

"It's just sex! Unless you do it, in which case it's betrayal."

Ceekoe · 2014-02-23T17:26:56+00:00

This clearly illustrates the polarity between the feminist imperative thrust on young girls today that says the consequences of a modern woman's exploits were paid for by the suffering of previous generations of women, and the practical outcome of behavior associated with the expression of that imperative. How dare we not accept Ms. Xs proposal to sew her seeds with strange men with grace and humility, then await her return home as a "better, more fulfilled woman"? It is unthinkable that a man should expect loyalty, commitment or self-control from his mate.

Undercut this with the delusional construct that all men are cheaters. Simply by his response and subsequent behavior Mr. X shines a spotlight on his own commitment and monogamy until it is no longer part of their relational contract.

shadymilkman_ · 2014-02-23T17:43:46+00:00

I'm handing this to my son when he turns 13

Tarnsman4Life · 2014-02-23T16:53:00+00:00

That was really fun. Woman sounds like a 4 if she's having that much trouble getting laid. Meanwhile bf brought a spinning plate right into the mix.

She's shattered because her attempt to game him backfired.

IllimitableMan · 2014-02-23T23:36:10+00:00

And of course he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to.

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

Behold that manipulation right there guys. She trys to sound like she's reasonable but she knows exactly what she's doing, this is a power game and premeditated. She's in an environment to fuck and she's the girl (does the choosing, not the convincing) in the mating game whilst he's just sat at home and is a guy and therefore must work much harder to get sex. She tries to sell it as a fair deal, but if it was a fair deal she wouldn't offer it - this is an entirely one sided deal and she tries to make it seem like she's buying into the whole equal shit but she's not, the dynamics of this situation clearly favour her rather than him, she exemplifies that by saying "i dont expect him to get with a girl anyway" whilst she parties half way across the world with a bunch of sluts and wants to be guilt-free of being a whore.

"I have debated for days whether to send this to you and potentially ruin your vacation. But you deserve to know the truth. Daniel has been seeing another woman since you left. There is no doubt that he is seeing her, she has come over most nights and I have heard them being intimate. You deserve so much better. I'm so sorry."

The old lady goes to bat for the womans team straightaway, knowing nothing of the situation and saying this chick deserves better. That's the joke, she's the one who instigated the infidelity. Notice how quickly and unquestionably she sided with the woman? 99.9% of women do this and are like this.

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all

She could handle it if it was on her terms and she had it under control, she can't handle it because her supposedly introverted boyfriend who wouldn't get any tail is smashing the next girl and she hasn't even got herself some dick yet. She's heartbroken because essentially he violated their relationship before she did. It's hilarious I can't help but see the dissonance in the double standard here.

I regret ever taking Michelles advice and opening my stupid mouth. I dont want him to fuck other girls, i dont want to fuck other guys.

Now he's demonstrated high value by showing he can get other girls, you suddenly find him attractive again and get a little bit of respect, this is fucking dread game in full swing right here. Michelle poisoned this girls mind with bluepill bullshit and she was an idiot to put it into action. Michelle is not the kind of person I'd want any of my girlfriends hanging around with.

People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

You must take responsibility for your actions young girl.

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

You always want to have your cake and eat it. First it was not losing your relationship while going and fucking some strange whilst you thought he couldn't get any. Now you know he's getting some you want your cake again by reasserting your dominance over him and expecting him to just "trust you" to have enough self-discipline to not fuck anyone for the next few months. This is fucking hilarious honestly. I love the U-TURN here, the only reason you changed your mind at all was because he got another pussy, if he hadn't you'd have been a slut and had no regrets. So simple and so easy to read.

I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick.

Because he beat you at your own game, you lose. You took a risk and it didn't pay off, you got greedy.

Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

These bitches are just born with manipulation skills aren't they? This is all total horseshit designed just to stop him fucking this other girl because she can't handle it. Again, hilarious.

InferiousX · 2014-02-23T17:25:22+00:00

I had an ex do almost this exact thing.

When she thought I was out with another girl, my phone was blowing up. It didn't take long for us to break it off, and even after we were split she was going insane over me being with other girls.

Yet it was all her idea.

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RedSpectrum · Sun Feb 23 16:57:15 2014 UTC

LOL!

Bitch wants her cake and to eat it too. Good thing her bf ain't no beta pushover. Take note gentlemen, dread game works.

redpillbanana · 2014-02-23T17:06:52+00:00

Even if it is not true, it's a wonderful fairytale that I'm going to read to my grandkids.

VZPurp · 2014-02-23T21:25:28+00:00

Did this woman just take relationship advice from someone who destroyed their relationship? This would be called weird back in the day, now it's called feminism.

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vanzant38 · 2014-02-23T17:00:07+00:00

God, this is beautiful

ytismylife · 2014-02-23T17:50:19+00:00

Loved it. Instant mood boost. Thanks.

analrapeage · 2014-02-23T21:27:21+00:00

Proving, as always

1) the best female attractant is pre-selection

2) an open relationship is not a relationship

still_very_alive · 2014-02-23T17:15:41+00:00

Moments like these are an oases of sweetness in a desert of pure female entitlement.

FloranHunter · 2014-02-23T22:37:43+00:00

Her cardinal sin: greed. She had a boyfriend, an apartment, money enough to vacation for months. But that wasn't enough for her: she needed to fuck more guys. Party harder. It blinded her to the conditions of her wealth: principally fidelity. Ah well.

rdaily207 · 2014-02-23T17:26:55+00:00

what a fucking slut. she can't have it both ways. being a whore was her idea, so she can hardly complain. what a totally manipulative cunt.

rashnull · 2014-02-23T18:16:17+00:00

That relationship was pretty much over the moment she opened her filthy mouth.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T19:44:49+00:00

EDIT: guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping.

It's certainly helping my mood

rebuildingMyself · 2014-02-24T01:32:54+00:00

It's like her actions came with consequences. Such a novel concept.

EHjulstrom · 2014-02-23T18:11:15+00:00

Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

As a girl this infuriates me, this shitty under-the-table manipulation. She's going to play innocent and try to make him feel bad about doing what she suggested. What a cunt.

Clauderoughly · 2014-02-23T17:39:33+00:00

That.

Was.

Hilarious.

doctormisterjohn · 2014-02-23T21:11:00+00:00

Some years ago a gal I had been with for 4 years decided she was going to move back to Dallas and we should see other people. A week after she left I was dating someone else and a week after that I was shagging her. The ex clearly felt angry because she expected me to come crawling after her. Felt good then and feels good now.

CultOfBlackPhillip · 2014-02-23T17:22:55+00:00

I managed to get a post in there before it was deleted, I told her she's gotten exactly what she asked for and that it was hypocritical of her to hold her bf to a standard she wasn't going to hold herself to, most of the comments in the thread we're surprisingly similar. Her only advice would be to not try to weasel her way out of theoretical future cheating from now on, but it looks like all she wanted was people to make her feel better about being upset.

torrentialtomato · 2014-02-23T20:45:57+00:00

This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment.

"But-but-but I thought I guarded myself against any consequences for my actions! Why do actions insist upon having consequences?! This isn't how daddy, society, and university taught me life would be!"

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

This is one of my favorite parts. This was a nakedly obvious shit test and he passed. She was probably getting bored of him "being a homebody" (not that she'd admit to her boredom), so she figured she'd go fuck around awhile with some slut friends. She figured he'd do what he always does and chill out at home, which would be a shit test failure. "I'll tell him he'd be free to do it too, but obviously he won't. So really I'm just giving myself a free pass to whore around for a few months! I can't lose!" She thought she fucking had him. She'd found her beta bucks, and managed to find some alpha fucks without guilt. But he alpha'd the fuck up and passed with flying, vibrant colors.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T18:30:53+00:00

Haha. What an absolute hypocrite. Her bf should up the ante. And go out with his friends and pull some more. Also who is more of a slut. The girl who wanted to go on vacation to Fuck random strangers or the other girl.

WeAreAllSheep · 2014-02-23T19:22:02+00:00

So the cliffs are that she wanted to have sex with european guys while expecting her boyfriend to wait patiently for her like a chump? Then he found a new better girl and she's jealous now?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

excuse me

BHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

Aerobus · 2014-02-23T18:25:53+00:00

What a bitch. She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. I'm so glad her BF put her in her place.

And men take note. Dread game works.

Edit: And on another note, I'm really happy that /r/relationships is telling her that she fucked up instead of offering shit advice like "you need counseling."

Hyooge · 2014-02-23T22:02:22+00:00

Phwoar! That kicked her back right in the face! This is one of the most egotistical bits of shit I have ever read about a girl.

if it happens it happens.

Id insist on using protection

Some good reasoning right here........... lol

I used to see a girl, and she was one of the most beautiful I had ever met with a gorgeous face, 5'3 and boobs too big for her. She told me she was going on holiday to Zante or somewhere with her girlfriends and that was that. I stopped talking to her because the health is zapped out of a relationship as soon as the active choice to do something / go somewhere sexual is made.

Wesnile420 · 2014-02-23T19:04:21+00:00

Hey, stupid. Do you think he'll stop now? Bet that coworker is moved in by the time you get home. Pre-emptive slut fail.

expectingrain · 2014-02-23T21:40:12+00:00

God she's a horrible person.

Gyaltso · 2014-02-23T17:04:36+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if mr.homebody was an RP genius and went next door to have a nice little chat with the old lady convincing her to send this "concerned" email to his GF. That would be brilliant.

2comment · 2014-02-23T17:43:59+00:00

Tonight i checked my email at an internet cafe and there was a message from Kay, a sweet old lady who lives above us in our apartment complex.

Do people know their neighbors this well? Fuck, I don't even know my next door neighbor's name and I've been living here for over 5 years.

RAL9000 · 2014-02-23T19:20:18+00:00

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip?

This Hamster is shooting for the Gold Medal

What a feel-good story. Thanks for posting.

Mechanik_J · 2014-02-23T19:44:29+00:00

Fucking, Michelle, always giving terrible relationship advice.

AVeryMadFish · 2014-02-23T17:16:57+00:00

I really want to buy that guy a beer.

bama79rolltide · 2014-02-23T18:00:43+00:00

"How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip? I don't even know how i am going to look at him when i get home. I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick."

It is wrong and sick. No rules were broken. I would say she goofed, but then I read this part again:

"I honestly hadn't thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex."

Daniel dodges a bullet. He had a girl blowing him while he played Madden. Keep it up Daniel!

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T18:47:32+00:00

Looks like she got exactly what she wanted! I love happy endings!

Totsean · 2014-02-23T23:16:48+00:00

Request AMA of the BF.

charlie_bodango · 2014-02-24T08:57:22+00:00

On this night: A great justice has occurred. I have regained some small amount of faith in humanity. This made me happy.

batman50 · 2014-02-23T20:16:01+00:00

Talking with Michelle about a month ago, she asked what im going to do about Daniel. I honestly hadnt thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex. And id never want to betray Daniel's trust. But Michelle made a good case for 'opening' our relationship while i was away - she said (paraphrasing): "Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different. Daniel is going to wonder either way if youre fucking other guys on your trip. Just be upfront with him and see what he says."

Slut getting others to slut. And of course, she never considered her what her boyfriend would do. This is not only hamestering, this is narcissism and stupidity all on one.

I wouldn't be surprise if Michele is the one banging her BF.

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rebuildingMyself · 2014-02-24T03:34:13+00:00

I'm looking for women's opinions.

I'm not asking for your opinion!

She was looking for validation

A_Seabear · 2014-02-23T16:42:08+00:00

Funny to see her friend actually telling her how it is, never thought I'd see that from the horse's mouth.

watersign · 2014-02-23T19:32:12+00:00

wow, talk about hamstering. props for this dude being a "homebody who plays video games and netflix"

hahahaha

pwnage

Kharn0 · 2014-02-23T20:22:26+00:00

Tory is right, you can change your mind and regret decisions, but you also have to live with them, like an adult, not a child.

yourbrotherrex · 2014-02-23T21:02:52+00:00

This is hilarious.
She wanted her cake and the ability to eat it, too.
She just didn't think anyone else would have the nerve to want cake.

Newsflash: most people LOVE cake, especially if it's cake that you've been given free, all-you-can-eat, access to.
I guess she just couldn't understand that other people like cake, too (how dare him?), and now she's gonna have to go back and change all the free-cake rules.

She'll be very lucky if he's already satisfied his sweet tooth.

FortunateBum · 2014-02-23T16:40:03+00:00

So... she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women and he does and she realizes it was a horrible mistake?

Lesson here: Never ever take literally anything that comes out of a woman's mouth. If your gf tells you to fuck other women, you know for sure she's not saying that.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T21:38:59+00:00

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for. No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

Sometimes I really think we should stop teaching women how to read and write.

thekidfromthegutter · 2014-02-23T18:49:39+00:00

Can't wait the part when she came back and act all sweet and innocent, but her bf already decided to dump her sorry ass. that would be epic

kick6 · 2014-02-24T02:42:16+00:00

Consequences. Choices have them, and every once in a blue moon, a western woman is forced to acknowledge that they exist, and gasp they even apply to her!

kragshot · 2014-02-24T05:38:42+00:00

This line is the key to the entire post:

"This isnt what i intended at all i wanted the freedom to act in the moment."

See what's bolded? The "i" is what that was all about. She wanted the freedom to fuck around in Europe with the party boys and she expected him to just stay at home and deal with it.

The free sex was for meeee...not you! How could you do that to meeee? I was the one who wanted the freedom!

It doesn't get any better than that!

fuk_offe · 2014-02-24T07:02:59+00:00

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

That's because you are one, honey.

nuone99 · 2014-02-23T20:01:16+00:00

I just ADORE the whiteknight responses in the redditlog. Dig user /u/Nievvein and how he keeps defending her and telling her to send people to check up on her boyfriend and make sure he stops seeing the girl.

I swear, whiteknights like this must think that if they defend the reddit internet girl, then she'll fall in love with them and fly out to them and they'll finally lose their virginity.

Hrel · 2014-02-23T17:50:51+00:00

I think it's hilarious that she didn't think SHE could go 3 months without sex but her boyfriend could and would. How do you get to be 24 and never learn how much stronger men's sex drives are than women's?

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T17:54:13+00:00

without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch

Holy fucking shit! She's able to critically look at herself. She recognizes the hypocrisy.

cbarrett1989 · 2014-02-24T01:58:45+00:00

That was such a fucking hilarious read I spit my scotch on my desk.

So basically from what I'm gathering:

Dumb whore A went and took advice from Dumber whore B who couldn't keep a relationship together. Dumb whore A found out that Dumber whore B gives shitty advice. Now her plan to suck and fuck her way across whatever foreign land shes in backfires when alleged "loser beta" boyfriend is actually a coiled up tiger chomping at the bit to blaze new trails.

Reading posts like this make me so happy at a visceral level that I found TRP. I wouldn't say I was a beta white knight before TRP but I would say that I needed some missing pieces to the puzzle.

I hope that the boyfriend continues plowing pussy until the night he has to pick her up from the airport; then dumps her stupid ass for trying to weasel her way into getting permission to fuck around while implicitly stating he's a loser with no chance to get pussy besides her.

mechakingghidorah · 2014-02-24T04:31:58+00:00

There is a dark god of karma somewhere in the universe.

fuk_offe · 2014-02-24T06:59:11+00:00

Being a Daniel, I approve of this Daniel.

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl. And i have a feeling i know exactly who it is, a girl from his work who was always overly flirty with him.

Yes, because that wasn't a free pass for you as well, right honey? Bitches be crazy man.

infapwetrust · 2014-02-24T08:24:37+00:00

"Party like girls my age" My blood started boiling

[deleted] · 2014-04-19T20:40:02+00:00

AMA request: Daniel

johnnight · 2014-02-23T20:14:03+00:00

There is one thing she can do at this point. She can call Daniel, tell him that she made a terrible mistake, she did not fuck anybody and if he forgives her, she will immediately break off the vacation and come back to him.

In this arrangement Daniel wins one notch count, she has zero and Daniel can be reasonably sure that she will be too scared to try anything like this again. He's got a loyal bitch now and he has no reason to look for another gf to relive the same story again (because AWALT). Everybody is happy?

Daniel has no obligation to say yes to this.

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T04:02:16+00:00

Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

If that doesn't just scream female privilege, I don't know what does.

Also, proper capitalization and punctuation should be a virtue. How sad that, for many, that is not the case.

dancingwithcats · 2014-02-23T18:12:09+00:00

Be careful what you wish for.

Nemester · 2014-02-23T18:59:27+00:00

schadenfreude!!!

CAinCa · 2014-02-23T21:56:14+00:00

There are many good posts on this sub and every so often there is a great one. This is one of the great ones. Great job grabbing it before it got deleted.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T22:55:36+00:00

Tory's closing aadvice is fucking hilarious:

"Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you."

I am starting to doubt if this is for real, it's too good to be true. If this Tory really exists, is a fucktard selfish cunt even more idiotic that OP.

This is just fucking hilarious.

clandestinewarrior · 2014-02-23T23:51:09+00:00

By open she meant SHE could find another boyfriend while HE was supposed to sit and do nothing before getting dumped

TP_2 · 2014-02-24T00:33:35+00:00

god this is just a trainwreck of TRP goodness validating practically every fucking thing written in the sub...

Peripheryy · 2014-02-24T01:19:35+00:00

hahahahahahahahahaha.

HotBrudded · 2014-02-24T04:13:34+00:00

Someone needs to forward this to the "sweet old lady" that lives upstairs. Maybe she has some thoughts on the matter?

impuls3iv · 2014-02-24T04:30:50+00:00

Ah man, did this post ever make me smile... It's going to be a great day.

wheres_the_k · 2014-02-24T04:35:58+00:00

Man, I've been here a while, and this is definitely my favorite TRP post. Thanks for the laugh!

closetothesilence · 2014-02-24T05:12:23+00:00

This is so satisfying! She describes her boyfriend as a puppy dog beta and decides to fuck around because she doesn't think he'll be able to get any. And she doesn't want to man up and leave him because this way she doesn't have to worry about paying to store her shit for three months while he pays all the bills. I only wish that what the neighbor thinks is one girl is actually multiple plates. She could've had her boring, beta, "homebody" but she wanted to have her cake and spin some plates. Now he's doing the spinning and she's just a lonely woman eating cake.

drqxx · 2014-02-23T19:19:05+00:00

I had the exact same thing happen to me. GF decides to move to Chicago. She came a couple of time only to find some other girls dirty message on my mirror. She acused me of cheating. I laughed in her face and kindly remind her shes the one who moved to Chicago. Always have a girl or Two that you keep things flirty but platonic. Kinda like a vagina in a glass case. (only for emergency though)

nuone99 · 2014-02-23T18:20:05+00:00

Hahaha I LOVED reading that :)

What a fucking dumbass. Of course, it would be perfectly FINE if SHE were the one fucking random guys all across the world---she's just exploring and being free!

Fuck her, dude. Seriously, fuck this type of person, both literally and figuratively, and then toss her ass out.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T18:25:33+00:00

Stupid cunt. She deserves it.

czworooki · 2014-02-23T18:30:40+00:00

It's open relationship until guy find someone.

Just_for_boobs · 2014-02-23T19:32:54+00:00

crazy hypocritical bitch

I couldn´t say it better myself.

TRPtruth · 2014-02-23T21:36:25+00:00

Old lady Kay . . . the glitch in the cock carousel matrix.

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T03:34:37+00:00

i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl.

BOOHOO MOTHERFUCKER!

HAHA. I am sooo lolling right now. hahaha

Whats so different about what she and he did? She wanted to act in the moment? But he's fucking some girl regularly? What's the difference?

It's only different because she wanted to fuck as much as possible, and she didn't think he could get any pussy. Cunt behavior 101.

She wanted to play this game, and now that its gotten hard she's crying. You wanna play with fire, you gon' git burned, honey.

Again, I say. Boo. Hoo. Motherfucker.

hashtagpound2point2 · 2014-02-24T04:25:08+00:00

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

Tory sounds cool. Great read.

wolololololololo · 2014-02-24T16:03:49+00:00

I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age. It was more contingency if anything - i dont plan on fucking other guys, but if it happens it happens. A nigth of partying half the world away with people ill never see again shouldnt ruin what we had here.

....

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl. And i have a feeling i know exactly who it is, a girl from his work who was always overly flirty with him.

Surely a a troll. Surely, SURELY NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS LIKE THIS.

Holy shit.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T17:22:03+00:00

Hilarious!

magical_artist · 2014-04-01T12:00:50+00:00

I love how the woman is like "Hey honey I want to fuck as many guys as I can on vacation guilt free. To be 'fair' we both can! Oh, you're having sex with other women! And quicker than I am with guys! Oh god this is not okay!!"

i-like-boobs · 2014-02-23T17:45:00+00:00

I laughed so hard.

Sete_Sois · 2014-02-23T20:13:27+00:00

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

actually that's the one piece of good truthful advice she has received

you reap what you sow

AlmostRP · 2014-02-24T01:08:02+00:00

Hahaha. Reading that was like eating a pint of ice cream, a large popcorn at the movies, smoking a blunt of the best dro, fucking the top ten hottest women I know, and drinking a glass of 50 year scotch.

Every word was phenomenal.

zirzo · 2014-02-24T13:41:34+00:00

the post is overflowing with chick logic.

vengefully_yours · 2014-02-24T15:59:38+00:00

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls

What she was expecting was ol Dan to let her fuck anyone and be unable to get some strange. Its OK when she does it, but there's no way Dan could or should..

themasterof · 2014-02-23T22:12:44+00:00

"Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different.

I will keep this comment in mind if my future gf tells me she wants to go on a vacation with her girlfriends. Its not a vacation, its a tour de cock.

MagicGainbow · 2014-02-23T16:37:32+00:00

No redditlog? FFS.

Mitchell78 · 2014-02-23T17:37:26+00:00

Nice, like a boss!

Gfresh405 · 2014-02-23T19:34:52+00:00

Would have loved to read some of the comments, sounded like they actually weren't too bad this time around. Wonder were all the White Knights were..

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T19:55:19+00:00

What a selfish little nitwit. I just love reading stories where nasty girl games explode in bitches faces.

PUAreadingmaterial · 2014-02-23T20:33:09+00:00

This story warms my heart.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T21:00:47+00:00

The word hamster just cracks me up.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T21:14:04+00:00

Thank you OP for creating some laughs in my Sunday afternoon.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T22:44:59+00:00

The girls that tell their friends how much fun they're having partying and riding a new cock every night are the most depressed, fucked up people in reality. Can't even count how many times I've seen it.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T23:02:16+00:00

She thought she could screw around and have him just sit and wait for her at home. Fucking hilarious

bam2_89 · 2014-02-23T23:17:13+00:00

This is perfect for the man. Now she knows she probably can't do better and that he's not really tied down to her in any way.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T23:25:56+00:00

BAHAHAHAHA What a stupid bitch.

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T01:16:24+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1ypfrx/i_f24_asked_my_boyfriend_m25_of_4_years_to_open/

The comments alone are comedy gold!

Early on, she even responds.

"guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping. Im not asking for your opinion on my stupid selfish decision, im asking the best way to approach this and fix it."

"Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?"

Whew baby!

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T04:04:41+00:00

This is like porn for Red PillArs.

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T04:55:50+00:00

shes only pissed off because she cant get another man, meanwhile her boyfriend is fucking someone in her apartment haha. this girl is a cunt and he should forget about her.

monogamousprostitute · 2014-02-24T07:59:27+00:00

This is why one should expierence the single life. Relax and have fun in your earlier years. Later on when you settle a bit, you might have some of those whore-ish tendencies and jaeger bombs put aside.

luxury_banana · 2014-02-24T10:32:11+00:00

It's funny how she's acting like a child with a toy she didn't want to play with but didn't want anyone else to play with either.

vanzant38 · 2014-02-24T12:30:22+00:00

I'm probably not the only on here who thought of this but IF I were Daniel, I'd be sly and get her to apologize and lead her on to get her to come back "home" immediately. Then, DUMP her.

Happily Ever After ! ! !

brons104 · 2014-02-24T15:50:40+00:00

Ohh god, my sides hurt so much because I can't laugh as hard as I want to right now! You have to love the part "People aren't allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?! Of course you are, but you also get to live with the consequences of your decisions.

4vox1 · 2014-02-28T00:32:30+00:00

Love this

[deleted] · 2014-04-06T21:23:05+00:00

oh this was delicious

KyfhoMyoba · 2014-04-11T00:39:48+00:00

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!

I don't buy that she was CONSCIOUSLY intending to cheat, I think that when Michelle made the case for slutdom, OP's limbic system lit up like fucking Times Square, her hamster got a shot of methamphetamine, and out came this rationalization, with a little help from good ol' Michelle.

Guys, we underestimate the power of her reptilian brain. The limbic system rules all, the cerebral cortex is just along for the ride.

Inventi · 2014-05-22T12:28:52+00:00

You would've done the same if you were in his position. A friend of mine had this exactly happen to him. He, on the other hand, broke up with his "unfaithful" girlfriend. You may even be lucky enough to get your boyfriend back. I guess you learned Another lesson on this road called life.

canadianbud420 · 2014-07-09T15:11:14+00:00

This is fucking awesome... Before I was weary on subscribing to this sub, but this post is just way too fucking great not to.

GrantNexus · 2014-02-23T17:53:00+00:00

Classic Kay: she ruins everything.

HeadingRed · 2014-02-23T20:56:20+00:00

Wants the freedom to do what she wants- doesn't like giving her man the same.

Reminds me of that line in "as good as it gets"

"How do you write about women so well" "That's easy- I just think of a man and take away reasoning and accountability"

archeasterisk · 2014-02-23T20:56:27+00:00

Some friend, this Michelle girl.

sheriffbigbywolf · 2014-02-23T21:51:21+00:00

This bitch is straight up retarded

luxury_banana · 2014-02-24T06:49:59+00:00

this has got to be fake. it's like a virgin redditor's wet dream.

bassivemalls · 2014-02-23T19:47:20+00:00

First 2 lines put such a big smile on my face.

lorde_i_am_laffin · 2014-02-23T20:03:01+00:00

Worst case scenario you break up with her and have a new gf that you've been with for 3 months.

Best case scenario you keep fucking both girls after she gets done with her vacation.

JP_Whoregan · 2014-02-23T21:47:16+00:00

The most telling sentence in that whole rambling:

It was more contingency if anything - i dont plan on fucking other guys, but if it happens it happens. A nigth (sic) of partying half the world away with people ill never see again shouldnt ruin what we had here.

(emphasis mine)

Sloots gon sloot, and the ration-hamster picks up some serious speed.

i3unneh · 2014-02-23T22:47:19+00:00

Do you guys have the original thread? I would love to see the responses.

nuone99 · 2014-02-23T22:58:19+00:00

Well, well, well, my Michelle...

mdadm · 2014-02-23T23:48:42+00:00

This has got to be a troll. There's no way anyone's that dumb.

Kelly_Gruber · 2014-02-24T00:36:38+00:00

Nailed it

what happened at home - Daniel is a good guy, stays home, takes care of his responsibilities and does right by his girlfriend. His gf planned a trip with friends and he was cool with it. Then she comes home one night and tells Daniel she wants to fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel, being a regular bloke understands this to mean that she will fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel begins to insulate himself emotionally from his ex (she is his ex at this point, ex's fuck other dudes, gf's don't in Daniels worldview). When she leaves for vacation, Daniel accepts an invite to the pub from a girl he works with. After a couple of pints, he explains his new found single status and the work girl is over-joyed. She has liked Daniel for sometime, saw some great qualities in him, but her efforts to flirt had been rebuffed to date because he is a stand-up guy and wouldn't disrespect his gf by engaging in these flirtatious. But now, after Daniels ex gf pissed all over him and their relationship by treating his fidelity in a cavalier and selfish fashion, work girl has her in. Daniel now has a new girlfriend.*

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T02:57:38+00:00

I loled.

dave_is_not_here · 2014-02-24T03:38:48+00:00

so, so priceless. Oh wow.

staticxtreme · 2014-02-24T03:42:44+00:00

hahaha. good jorb

DirtyD27 · 2014-02-24T03:57:00+00:00

http://pirelli.colesa.ru/images/ckutils/images/tom-cruise-triple-laugh.jpeg

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T06:08:56+00:00

all you can do is get over it, and i would suggest you do it sooner rather than later. thats a can of worms that doesn't just get closed back up.

[deleted] · 2014-02-24T14:02:38+00:00

I need a solid dose of r/pussypass now to calm down my epic justice boner.

jacksbane · 2014-02-24T14:07:21+00:00

Made me laugh out loud this did, I have jusr read it aloud to the girls in our office, one of them said "Just suck it up and deal with it bitch"

Title	Sunday TRP humor - girl requests open relationship while on vacation, boyfriend starts immediately fucking another girl, girlfriend melts down.
Author
Upvotes	1360
Comments	504
Date	23 February 2014 04:23 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	TheRedPill
Link	https://theredarchive.com/post/11727
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1ypmkh/sunday_trp_humor_girl_requests_open_relationship/

Sunday TRP humor - girl requests open relationship while on vacation, boyfriend starts immediately fucking another girl, girlfriend melts down.

SOS I cant think straight and I need serious help police barely beleive me hamster mania ensued had to record 3 women assault me in my bed

SOS I cant think straight and I need serious help police barely beleive me hamster mania ensued had to record 3 women assault me in my bed

"You make me feel like everything is my fault"