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Sunday TRP humor - girl requests open relationship while on vacation, boyfriend starts immediately fucking another girl, girlfriend melts down.

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by null on /r/TheRedPill
23 February 2014 04:23 PM UTC
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Saw this in r/relationships. Was able to copy the text before it got deleted. I guess she couldn't handle the heat people were giving her hahaha

TLDR - Before my vacation i [F24] asked my boyfriend [M25] to open our relationship temporarily. Now hes regularly having sex with some girl in our apartment and im heartbroken

Im pretty fucking upset rigth now , Im going to do my best to explain everything thats happened.

Ive had an extended holiday (3 months) planned with my best friend (Tory) for years. We have always talked about it and my boyfriend (Daniel) knew we were going to do it. She finally finished college this December and we put our plan into action.

Another friend (Michelle) went on a similar trip years ago. She and her friend both had longterm boyfriends at the time, and they both ended up cheating on the trip. A while later their friendship fell apart, and they both revealed each others infidelity. It got ugly. Michelle and her boyfriend broke up, her (ex)friend stayed with her boyfriend but from the sounds of it their relationship was severely damaged.

At first i thought they were absolutely horrible for doing it, but after talking to her i could see their side of things - months of no sexual contact/release, being in a party atmosphere, of course there would be temptation. She's young, attractive and gets lots of male attention. The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection. The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it. I vehementely disagreed with doing all this behind her boyfriends back though.

Talking with Michelle about a month ago, she asked what im going to do about Daniel. I honestly hadnt thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex. And id never want to betray Daniel's trust. But Michelle made a good case for 'opening' our relationship while i was away - she said (paraphrasing): "Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different. Daniel is going to wonder either way if youre fucking other guys on your trip. Just be upfront with him and see what he says."

And so that night i talked to him about it. I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age. It was more contingency if anything - i dont plan on fucking other guys, but if it happens it happens. A nigth of partying half the world away with people ill never see again shouldnt ruin what we had here. Id insist on using protection. And of course he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to. He wasnt happy, but said he understood. He said "Youve tied my hands. If i tell you i forbid it, ill still be worried if youre being true to your word. By expressing that this is what you want, theres nothing i can do to stop you".

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

Me and Tory left on February 17. Its been eye-opening and a ton of fun. But its also been stressful. We havent done any partying, we talked to some guys one night but nothing came of it. Tonight i checked my email at an internet cafe and there was a message from Kay, a sweet old lady who lives above us in our apartment complex.

"I have debated for days whether to send this to you and potentially ruin your vacation. But you deserve to know the truth. Daniel has been seeing another woman since you left. There is no doubt that he is seeing her, she has come over most nights and I have heard them being intimate. You deserve so much better. I'm so sorry."

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl. And i have a feeling i know exactly who it is, a girl from his work who was always overly flirty with him.

I regret ever taking Michelles advice and opening my stupid mouth. I dont want him to fuck other girls, i dont want to fuck other guys. I want this slut out of my apartment NOW!!! I am a fucking wreck and need other womens opinions. Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for. No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip? I dont even know how i am going to look at him when i get home. I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick.

I am going to bed now to try and get some sleep, i will check and respond to all comments tomorrow morning. Thank you :(

EDIT: guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping. Im not asking for your opinion on my stupid selfish decision, im asking the best way to approach this and fix it.

Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?



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1021 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

That's a FUN read.

149 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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176 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I like this one:

Good for him.

You're an idiot.

Ha Ha Ha!

With love,

The Internet

48 upvotesHumanSockPuppet5 years ago

Nice work. The comments in that thread are fantastic.

37 upvotesEvers895 years ago

Every single one over there drags this girl over the coals. It's awesome.

How come they only react like that when it's boldly put it in their face? I swear there's a way to swing this story so she looks like a victim here.

13 upvotesThe_Determinator5 years ago

No, if there was it would have been the top comment. The only reason they're actually calling out the gasp! female is because there is absolutely no other way to see the situation.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I suspect the thread wasn't open long enough for white knights to read all the comments and get offended for the OP. The SJWs tend to abuse the reddit downvoting system to brigade through downvoting anything non PC and upvoting anything vaguely "you go girl".

4 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

Give it time man, someone will come along willing to ignore the facts and fit it into their own narrative

2 upvotesKyfhoMyoba5 years ago

You didn't see the comments from Nievvein. She's managed to spin it for the Feminine Imperative.

44 upvotesSgtSplacker5 years ago

Best comment I found:

"There's no point calling this other girl a slut because she's not, the same as you wouldn't be a slut if you ended up sleeping with other guys on your trip."

How thick is the wool over our eyes. That some girl that goes abroad with every intention she had yet to believe she's not a slut...

Somebodys gotta deserve the title....

3 upvotesEnforcerBudu23555 years ago

They were calling her out on her hypocritical view of the girl, pot vs. kettle.

3 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

Damn...

Just looking at the comments I would swear it was posted in this sub.

3 upvotesCyralea5 years ago

This one is fucking hilarious:

I felt sorry for you making such a mistake (not the having an open relationship part as that works for some people but thinking that you could handle one) until you called the woman your boyfriend is fucking a slut. Uncool and nasty, man.

Yep, the problem isn't that she wanted to go ride dicks against her boyfriend's wishes, it's that she called another chick a slut.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Wow, good information. Did not know.

2 upvoteselevul5 years ago

THanks.

745 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

I like the part where the guy is banging the shit out of some chick and she's not even gotten to ride the carousel yet.

Seems pretty Alpha for a dude who just sits around at home playing XBox most of the day.

328 upvotesgekkozorz5 years ago

This was a good line on his part:

"Youve tied my hands. If i tell you i forbid it, ill still be worried if youre being true to your word. By expressing that this is what you want, theres nothing i can do to stop you".

It's not 100% alpha, but it's definitely TRP aware. He knew he couldn't just say "I demand that you don't fuck anyone" because how the hell is he supposed to control that outcome while she's out partying and getting sloshed on the other side of the world?

He passed the shit test, though, by playing the classic "agree and amplify" move. He said "sure let's fuck other people"... and then fucked another person.

255 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

Oh hell yes he passed the shit test with flying fucking colors when he went out and found someone to bang for the next 3 months.

I'm sure his GF is having the tingles for him thousands of miles away now.

Only way to fail now would be to agree to close the relationship before she comes home because we all know she went with the intent to get laid at some point because we'll know at some point it will 'just happen' and she'll magically slip and land on some dude's cock.

64 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

yeap, next logical step is plate downgrade or just telling her to piss off

41 upvotesvaker5 years ago

It'll be sweet to tell her when she gets home to find a new boyfriend and a new place to live.

She'll have definite tingles, so plate downgrade should be possible.

116 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

You can bet she's gonna be a super bitch and throw it in his face that he fucked some other girl while she didn't fuck anything. She'll act all butthurt and shit. I pray that the guy has the balls to say, "Sweetheart. Your exact words were so-and-so. This was what you wanted."

Then she'll rant on about how she didn't mean that. pfft. Women

And who's the fucking neighbor thinking she is? Keeping tabs on our hero like that? Cheeky cunt.

66 upvoteshashtagpound2point25 years ago

I bet that neighbor is gonna act like a bitch to the guy for the rest of her life since she probably won't tell the neighbor "Oh don't worry about it. I told him he could fuck other chicks," despite all of this happening because of her.

7 upvotesrenegade2point05 years ago

She'll use the fact that she didn't actually bang anyone to try and shame dude. She was just looking out for him of course.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

You can bet she's gonna be a super bitch and throw it in his face that he fucked some other girl while she didn't fuck anything.

But she was the one that ASKED for the opening in the relationship. If she is going to be hypocrite I say he needs to drop her ass ASAP.

2 upvotesWhind_Soull5 years ago

I agree with everything but the last part. If I noticed compelling, clear evidence that my neighbor was cheating on his/her significant other while they were gone on vacation, I would sent a (probably anonymous) email to the cheatee. I say this regardless of the neighbor's gender.

Does that make me a judgemental prick? If so, I wear the label proudly. I just know I would sleep better at night than if I didn't tell them.

If they're in an ACTUAL open relationship, then nothing happens and it's just funny for everybody involved. If not, fuck 'em....I have no obligation to cover for your cheating ass.

99 upvotespolysyllabist5 years ago

And she'll justify it with, "but you already did" and "it's only fair, how can you be mad at me?"

63 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

"nah, bjs and xbox is pretty sweet, thanks have fun see you soon"

3 upvotesangryadult5 years ago

god, if that dude can just post some pics of his new "friend" on facebook or something, especially if the new girl is hotter than the GF, that GF is going to be cutting that trip short and proposing to him.

29 upvotespositiveeagle5 years ago

The next step is for him to take a 3 month sex tourism vacation.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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5 upvotesgekkozorz5 years ago

I would have said the same thing, but with no hint of emotional vulnerability. He sounded a little insecure.

Otherwise, it was a great line.

1 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

I'd honestly tell her that her shit will be in a box at her parents house when she gets back and to have a nice life.

5 upvotesJustThrewUp5 years ago

I think the moment she suggested an open relationship he already broke up with her in his mind and didnt bother.

Certainly texted that girl the moment she left.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I would have just shut it down entirely at that point.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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643 upvotesvaker5 years ago

Look at the timing:

  • 3 months vacation
  • "Me and Tory left on February 17."
  • "We havent done any partying, we talked to some guys one night but nothing came of it."
  • Posted to reddit on yesterday or today, that is Feb 22 or 23.

So it's been five days or so but she's already complaining that she didn't have any luck yet: "some guys one night but nothing came of it."

She absolutely had the intention to ride as much cock in those 3 months as she can squeeze in. This 'something might happen' was utter bullshit.

EDIT:

One more thing

I want this slut out of my apartment NOW!!!

It's her apartment. Anybody wants to take bets that the rent is paid by the boyfriend?

159 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

That was my first thought too - she says "I won't be looking to fuck any guy I just see, just occasionally IF it happens." Then, she's bitching about how she didn't get piped on her first night out. She was looking for at least 1 cock per friday and saturday at that rate, for a good 3 months straight.

109 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

And here we see the hamster in its natural enviroment.

8 upvotesjolly--roger5 years ago

Read this in David Attenborough's voice.

173 upvotesthrough_a_ways5 years ago

The most responsible teenager in the house

4 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

The most responsible 3-year-old in the house.

106 upvotesIllimitableMan5 years ago

This 'something might happen' was utter bullshit.

Typical manipulative plausible deniability bullshit women use so they cannot be held accountable, opens up the options to gaslight and be pedantic to evade exposure.

30 upvotesmoresmarterthanyou5 years ago

money on 100% paid by homeboy

25 upvoteswillFour5 years ago

The other girl is a slut, but she just wanted an "open relationship" while on vacation. hmmm.

4 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

Well spotted.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Now there's some good analysis of what's actually going on. Always appreciate someone who can piece together the situation (if it's true about the leaving and posting time frame). Solid input, appreciate it.

232 upvotesvaker5 years ago

Plot twist:

Sweet old lady living upstairs has a badly set up, unencrypted wifi. Homebody dude captures old lady's email password. Writes email to his gf from old lady's account, complaining that different girls show up every night having loud sex.

130 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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56 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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9 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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61 upvotesPaulRivers105 years ago

hahahahaha...omg, that would be hilarious

22 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

How would that woman have her email address? Who swaps email addresses?

Details like these make me doubt what's being said.

29 upvotesvaker5 years ago

Good question. Might be a fake. On the other hand so many people do so many stupid things, stuff like this could happen.

The fact that she deleted the post based on the reactions it got makes me think it could be real.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I still get a strong sense this is fake. I do believe such a scenario is possible however.

Yes it's perfect in a sense (the story sounds right), but remember it's the little details are what let down lies. This is also a useful method to use in interactions. When you feel someone is lying note the details rather than the story (everyone thinks through lies to some level), ask about the details and focus on them.

3 upvoteslookingatyourcock5 years ago

I would assume that by email she meant Facebook. It is extremely common to add neighbors on Facebook since you only need to know their name.

2 upvotesstuffandthat5 years ago

Ultra plot twist: he's banging Kay!

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Oh man.. That'd be amaaaaaaaaazing

69 upvotesbam2_895 years ago

Video games are no longer an indicator of lifestyle. Now it's just something almost everyone does.

32 upvotesCats_of_War5 years ago

Seriously, what young guy doesnt play video games or watch netflix?

2 upvotesAerobus5 years ago

I have one close friend from high school who has no interest in video games. But yeah he's on youtube/netflix like 4 hrs a day or so. Pretty cool guy actually.

4 upvoteslookingatyourcock5 years ago

I wasn't aware that video games were this popular... I guess I don't get out enough or meet enough people.

3 upvotescharlie_bodango5 years ago

Agreed. Also, she's hot and she knows it, so this dude had a pretty good thing going. I'd also be willing to bet he went out and did stuff, just not with HER, so of course if she wasn't there, in her mind, he wasn't doing anything fun.

1 upvotesbam2_895 years ago

Yep. That's some deep hamstering insight.

3 upvotesDasmahkitteh5 years ago

It makes me physically sick.

"What are you going to do about Daniel" just think about what that says for a second.

Also I'm sure it didn't start as a "contingency" plan, she just flipped it when she realized he could get other, possibly better sex elsewhere.

16 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I wouldn't assume he's alpha.. he's probably just decently attractive and the girl from work probably was DTF to begin with.

3 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

Good point... though to get a girl into a position where they're DTF usually takes a bit of game to pull off.

Whether the guy was a sleeping alpha (got comfy in his relationship and acted more beta) or it's an unintentional alpha it's nice to see the ending isn't the one that was expected.

3 upvoteslookingatyourcock5 years ago

I think if you're decently attractive and somewhat indifferent, in my experience with girls, and from observing friends who are similar to me, there are certain girls that are somewhat aggressive and make all the moves. I put more effort into avoiding girls advances these days, but back in the day when I was more open to hooking up, I never really did anything. Girls just start talking and turn the conversation towards sex, and I would just play along. I find that girls will play hard to get if you chase them, but run after you if you run away.

2 upvotesKimjungillestt5 years ago

I bet if they get back together, she is going to swallow every last bit of his cum and she's going to ride him non stop.

1 upvotesbennybunny255 years ago

thats my favorite part of the story :D

65 upvotesseancj1335 years ago

lol 4chan got a hold of this girl's post.

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/res/10742136

Here's the deleted thread

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/267377

11 upvotesjimbo77715 years ago

/r/theredpill (and this thread!) got quite a few mentions on that 4chan page, so keep an eye on subscriber counts

10 upvotesmordanus5 years ago

I laughed so hard I thought my neighbors would hear.

29 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Watch out for the lady who lives above you.

29 upvotes______Last_Christmas5 years ago

I'm still trying to figure out "sweet old lady" Kay's motive for emailing her..

Why, Kay?

77 upvotesKnight_of_autumn5 years ago

Agh, old women have nothing to do but spread gossip. I have lived with my grandparents for several years during my childhood and old women would always come by and gossip to my grandma for hours. I swear, they cannot help but get their nose into everyone's business.

Just try living in an apartment complex with an old lady living by herself. She will come running to listen in to every argument or loud conversation you ever have.

Why is this a thing? What happens to women in old age that they suddenly care about every little thing going on while men just default to a "I don't give a shit about anything anymore" state?

80 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Because women need the feel of relationships in their life - they need to feel in a place where they are surrounded by positive, chatty energy, where everyone loves them. This is not bad at all - ideally you have a mother in a house, she has her kids, her husband, her nieces and nephews, etc, and she blankets everyone with her nurturing femininity, cares about everyone's problems, provides a nice refreshing environment for the man coming home from his masc. work environment.

Now when a woman DOESN'T have this family around her, this instinct goes terribly wrong. She lacks a son to care for, a man to look up to, daughters to do feminine shit with, sisters to gossip with, etc. Because she was a annoying slut in her 20s, men used her and girls were smart to get caught up with her, so she has no friends. She's older now, she's fat, there's no single guys. Her own family can't deal with her hamstering.

All of her positive feminine instincts just well up inside of her with no outlet. This is why 38 year old female store employees will literally talk to you about dumb shit for 15 mins if you accidentally ask them a personal question. They need that flow of social energy in their life, they need to create the illusion that they are sitting happily by the warm fire with their beautiful family and friends. So they constantly inject themselves into every situation, hoping to be a voice of maternal authority or support or nagging, trying desperately to live out a lie.

17 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This is the deep dark truth. Your 38 year old female store employee analogy is spot on.

2 upvotest21spectre5 years ago

Dude... no one has described my aunt better. It's amusing how single, child free men i their 40s and 50s usually have great lives whereas women in the same situation are often bitter, resentful, and cynical. Oh and most get fat thinking they can eat away their depression.

27 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Too old to get any dick = live vicariously through younger women, even if they hate those women.

1 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

virtually/remotely riding the wheel?

23 upvotesrptruther5 years ago

How and why did a sweet old lady living above them HAVE her email address?

96 upvotesfoghorn195 years ago

$5 says she ASKED the old bitch to keep tabs on boyfriend and report if anything happened.

10 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

She was pitching for Team Woman

44 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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3 upvotesRepealer5 years ago

what she was doing? more like who amirite

kek

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Wow duh. I feel stupid for not seeing that.

38 upvotesnicethingyoucanthave5 years ago

How and why did a sweet old lady living above them HAVE her email address?

Am I the only person who is friendly with his neighbors? I have phone numbers and email addresses. I feed dogs when people go out of town. Husband of the lady across the street from me is a civilian contractor who regularly goes to iraq (or at least, he used to) and she's like 60. I used to help her all the time. She came pounding on my door one night because she'd put a coffee cup in the microwave and it had a gold rim or something on it. She didn't turn the microwave off, mind you, she just booked it to my house. She's a very sweet lady and yeah, she has my email.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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2 upvotesKoshatul5 years ago

This.

I like my neighbours, but where my aunt lives it's all cheap rentals, so it's people taking drugs on their front lawn and throwing rubbish on the street, then screaming at people for leaving mcdonalds wrappers on their lawn (when they leave them on others laws, or just kick the boxes into their neighbours lawn).

I just can't fathom how people can live in filth without any respect for their community or neighbourhood.

2 upvotesthecajunone5 years ago

Thought she was the land lady.

2 upvotesgrammer_polize5 years ago

Cause the story is fabricated

14 upvotesmeterspersecond5 years ago

Fuckin' Kay

3 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

Team Woman

2 upvotesDanReggins5 years ago

I think this is my favorite one since coming here. HAMSTER OVERLOAD

349 upvotesredpillshadow5 years ago

Best comment in the other thread

Here's what happened at home - Daniel is a good guy, stays home, takes care of his responsibilities and does right by his girlfriend. His gf planned a trip with friends and he was cool with it. Then she comes home one night and tells Daniel she wants to fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel, being a regular bloke understands this to mean that she will fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel begins to insulate himself emotionally from his ex (she is his ex at this point, ex's fuck other dudes, gf's don't in Daniels worldview). When she leaves for vacation, Daniel accepts an invite to the pub from a girl he works with. After a couple of pints, he explains his new found single status and the work girl is over-joyed. She has liked Daniel for sometime, saw some great qualities in him, but her efforts to flirt had been rebuffed to date because he is a stand-up guy and wouldn't disrespect his gf by engaging in these flirtatious. But now, after Daniels ex gf pissed all over him and their relationship by treating his fidelity in a cavalier and selfish fashion, work girl has her in. Daniel now has a new girlfriend.

The lesson I (and work girl) take away from this - if you plan on fucking randoms, Daniel ain't gonna fucking be there when you get back.

She is not his girlfriend anymore. She is his ex-girlfriend. He didn't go out and fucked some other girl, he got himself a new girlfriend.

117 upvotesotiswild5 years ago

I hope he's boxed up all her shit, put it in storage, and given the key to her family. I hope his new GF helped out, and they took video of it.

72 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Oh god I do hope you're right, imagine if she comes home after 3 months and his new girl answers the door.

88 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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27 upvotes-RobotDeathSquad-5 years ago

bitch fight ensues

hopefully new girl wins.

2 upvotesmagical_artist5 years ago

Love the visual. Thank you.

55 upvoteselevul5 years ago

new girl answers the door

Naked.

33 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

"We're kinda busy here, what do you need?"

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

That would be alpha as FUCK.

26 upvotesDigitalMonocle5 years ago

Maybe the reason the thread got deleted was that the "Boyfriend" posted on the story. Even better karma...

5 upvotesHonduran5 years ago

What did he say?

8 upvotesDigitalMonocle5 years ago

Oh I meant that the boyfriend could've been the one that posted the parent comment and caused the deleted thread along with the vitriol

7 upvotesRipsaw19905 years ago

You win this thread IMO. Nice Catch

432 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

The key phrase:

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

402 upvotesInferiousX5 years ago

If he was a club promoter or something similar with a lot of social proof and access to attractive women in that regard, she wouldn't even have thought about this idea for a split second

393 upvotesHrel5 years ago

Absolutely, the only reason she wanted to do this was because she thought she'd have sex with other guys and he wouldn't be able to fuck anyone else.

231 upvotesseancj1335 years ago

Hamsters gonna hamst.

102 upvotesmeterspersecond5 years ago

Permission to use the word "hamst"?

103 upvotesseancj1335 years ago

permission granted.

3 upvotescharlesbukowksi5 years ago

I ain't going to no Hamsterdam

3 upvotesstemgang5 years ago

A couple apropos aphorisms:

If you have to ask, the answer is, "No."

It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

"Hamst" needs to be including in the TRP lexicon even if it happened to be a typo.

4 upvotesFoxTrot13375 years ago

Sorry to sound retarded, but Im knew here. Why are people called hamsters? I see it everywhere but I dont get the reference?

2 upvotesSecondQuarterLife5 years ago

Hamst

Hamsty

Hamsterdom

Hamsterdam

2 upvotesJoJackthewonderskunk5 years ago

Hamstersauras rex

Hampsterpotomous

We can do this all day.

50 upvotesx7CR7x5 years ago

This is fucking baffling. Women think by virtue of the fact that someone is a homebody they're a shut in. Myself, and many of my bros stay in because we legitimately have shit to do (business related) and girls always pull the "You're no fun, blah blah" card.

2 upvotes-RobotDeathSquad-5 years ago

solipsism

74 upvotescashmoney_x5 years ago

BINGO. Insanely selfish on her part.

67 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Makes me so mad that someone can treat their partner that way. Presuming they are below you and exploiting it to be a selfish cunt. The fact that she got burned makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY. Schadenfreude at its finest.

6 upvotesethan865 years ago

Plus, you could tell from how jealous she got that the girl her boyfriend was fucking was way hotter than her.

6 upvotestorrentialtomato5 years ago

That's just it: she hasn't gotten any dick yet. She was thinking it would be new dick daily. Whoa! Her boyfriend scored before she did? But, but, but....whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I bet she didn't have sex with him that often, maybe once or twice a week. And they were never loud enough such that the old lady upstairs can hear it. What really gets to her is that he is with the new girl almost every night, and the new girl is probably fucking him harder than she ever did. And there is nothing that she can do about it for the next three months.

189 upvotesTRPsubmitter5 years ago

The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection. The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it. I vehementely disagreed with doing all this behind her boyfriends back though.

This is infuriating. Here she is in backwards fashion sneakily trying to imply that "it doesn't count" for her or her feeeeemale friends. "hey it was a confusing situation!", as the guy's dick plunges into her.

This is why no one respects these bitches. They don't even have the self-respect to own up to their decisions. If you cheat, do it and admit you did it.

I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age.

"Love is strong as ever?" So disingenuous.

And no, you don't get to keep your bf and "act freely and party". Make a decision. He doesn't owe you that and assuming he does makes you a cunt.

27 upvotesIDefyAxioms5 years ago

This is infuriating. Here she is in backwards fashion sneakily trying to imply that "it doesn't count" for her or her feeeeemale friends. "hey it was a confusing situation!", as the guy's dick plunges into her.

Reminds me of this lyric. So funny how they rationalize this shit.

20 upvoteselevul5 years ago

The next day the boy was out of her life completely and that was it.

This is actually a PERFECT example of how women don't understand that men don't value emotional commitment as much as they value sexual monogamy. She just doesn't understand the huge difference in value that women and men give to these two different parts of a relationship, and the underlying reasons for it.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I bet what really gets to her is that he is with the new girl every night. I bet they didn't have sex that often, and when they did, it wasn't loud enough to wake up the old lady upstairs.

It was always a possibility that he would have sex when she brought up the open relationship, so it shouldn't have bothered her that much. But she fears the emotional break because the new girl seems to have better sexual chemistry with him than she did. He's not just fucking some random chick and then moving on, he's fucking the same chick daily (as well as working with her daily) and doing the wild stuff in bed that she never did for him.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

To me this post reflects exactly what it is we say about perceptions of cheating:

Females are more concerned with the emotional connections of their partners with others, men are more concerned with physical cheating.

It's really obvious that what burns her the most is that her bf is in one place with one girl drinking fine wine in front of the fireplace and fucking on the bear skin rug. It burns her. What was she up to? You know, no real attachment to the nightly rail riding on the beach. So it's not really cheating, right? Especially if we're in an open relationship...

My favorite part of this post is that she wants to try to control her bf from thousands of miles away by hiding information and claiming that it is her second thoughts about compromising 'what we have' by hooking up with strangers that has caused this change of heart. I honestly don't think this post is a troll (and frequently I do) because of this last part, it's just perfect enough: a true to life narcissistic rationalization, finally revealed as a desperate measure to make their 'relationship' all about her and her feelings.

403 upvotesdeptii5 years ago

TLDR: Please allow me to be the slut I want to be for these 3 months, but stay home and masturbate while I'm getting miles of strange dick, ok?

103 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Also, who the fuck gets a 3 month vacation to partyland?

151 upvotesun-affiliated5 years ago

That is a red flag all by itself. Every girl's fantasy vacation includes romantic dinners and sex on the beach. If she doesn't want her boyfriend along, it's because she wants to be available for different guys.

37 upvotesTorps5 years ago

sad part is the guys dont even want her.

42 upvotesgreatGoD675 years ago

Well, She only had a few days. Granted, so did he.

8 upvotestorrentialtomato5 years ago

Nah, that's part of the reason this is so funny.

5 upvotesJames_Locke5 years ago

Teachers

2 upvotesPOWcake5 years ago

Quite common to being able to take a leave of absence for backpacking or studies for us here in Scandinavia. I bet it's not paid vacation.

231 upvotesqualia005 years ago

She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. Well? Happy birthday to the ground!!!

Seriously though, I see the typical solipsism and hamster rationalization in here. If the story is true, good on the guy for having options. Reminds of this article in TRP:

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/267333

Action yielding a desirable reaction = success

Action yielding an undesirable reaction = mistake

You always want to make sure you have options.

62 upvotesdeepsouthscoundrel5 years ago

She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. Well? Happy birthday to the ground!!!

Welcome to the real world, jackass!

49 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This has to be immortalized

That shit is funny.

22 upvotesytismylife5 years ago

First line of this comment gave me a good laugh.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Your first comment made me laugh so hard! I almost gave away my hiding spot at work.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This bitch literally thought she was riding the magic school bus! Going through life without consequences and shit! What a fucking trip! haha

6 upvotesblazin_5 years ago

Everyone is saying the first line is hilarious but I don't get it. Could you explain?

5 upvotesWAFC5 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqg6cBRTZ8

7 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

full video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

3 upvotesblazin_5 years ago

Thank you good sir.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I don't get the "happy birthday to the ground" part.

3 upvotesChinny4daWinny5 years ago

Slaps the cake to the ground as if giving it the cake for its birthday. Happy birthday ground!

108 upvotesJkobzen5 years ago

"The encounter was purely sexual, she was drunk, and they used protection."

I remember reading about this here. The way women and men define cheating. Most women does not see sexual encounter as cheating its much more about the emotional connection with another woman. This is just yet another proof to it.

88 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

what probably set her off the most is that he was seeing the same girl regularly

129 upvotesvaker5 years ago

Correct. Males are threatened by physical cheating (cuckoldry). Females feel threatened by emotional relationships (loss of access to male's resources).

75 upvotesPokesHoleInCondoms5 years ago

It reminds me of a post I saw on /r/korea regarding the prostitution business there. One of the posters was an English tutor for the wife of an executive at a major Korean Chaebol (or conglomerate.) It was fairly obvious why he was coming back home late every night since it's perfectly normal in that business culture for these executives to get together after work to party and fuck high end prostitutes. But she said that she wasn't really bothered by that since it's purely physical and he comes home every night to her. What she was worried about was that hot, young translator his company hired who's accompanying her husband on long business trips abroad and spending an awful lot of time with him.

9 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This is evidenced in the fact that women try and use men as emotional tampons. Also the countless examples of girls who have other guy friends they use for emotional support. I had 2 girlfriends in a row that I'm sure (as sure as you can be at least) that they weren't physically cheating on me, but they were emotionally involved with other guys.

17 upvotesparkman475 years ago

(stepping from lurker to active member in this comment).

Your words have probably been said before however this it the first time I've read them so succinctly put. This is the truest of statements I have found in identifying differences in our relationship needs.

2 upvotesmagical_artist5 years ago

Indeed.

THey are thoughts I have been brewing since thinking the red pill over.

8 upvotesGrantNexus5 years ago

No- she wanted her cake and to eat it too. But instead: no cake and no eating.

11 upvotesotiswild5 years ago

I'm sure she'll have plenty of time for cake now.

And cats.

2 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

And cakes in the shape of cats.

3 upvotesmelikeurface5 years ago

Agreed. The article is about how likely a man or a woman will forgive a cheating partner.

2 upvotesHardparty5 years ago

I remember this article/study as well. Good catch my friend. It's very apparent in this instance.

1 upvoteselevul5 years ago

Yes, exact same thing I was thinking.

146 upvotesgekkozorz5 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/a1zDQWb.gif

38 upvotesconnorcook135 years ago

Why did the hamster spin the wheel clockwise, and then lose its footing and get flung counter-clockwise?

104 upvotesbassivemalls5 years ago

Because hamsters don't make no logical sense, fool.

21 upvotesthrough_a_ways5 years ago

Female spatial intelligence.

48 upvotesDemonspawn5 years ago

I don't think the hamster lost footing, I think the wheel seized and the hamster ran itself off the wheel.

Makes it even more deliciously appropriate: When reality hits, the hamster goes flying.

2 upvotesKoshatul5 years ago

Because someone stopped the wheel.

3 upvoteskragshot5 years ago

Cause centripetal force is a bitch.

2 upvotesthrough_a_ways5 years ago

I noticed the same exact thing. Fuck.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

LAWL

0 upvotesAdmiralVonJackass5 years ago

Can't stop laughingggg

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I usually downvote gif link comments - but this was worth the exception.

49 upvotesjethreezy5 years ago

She just started on her trip too, it's gonna be a stressful 3 months for this girl LOL

41 upvotesDanReggins5 years ago

With lots of meaningless 5-minute pump-and-dump hostel sex that will leave her feeling each time even more empty than before.

15 upvotesjohnnight5 years ago

That notch count is gonna go wwwaaaayyyy up until she "finds herself".

6 upvotesDanReggins5 years ago

Oh, but it doesn't really count if she's drunk and he wears a condom (that somehow slips off), right?

5 upvotessweetleef5 years ago

That's called "having fun like other girls my age" in hamsterish.

95 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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63 upvotesTarnsman4Life5 years ago

Yep; the moment she realized not only is he getting laid, not only is he getting laid often but he is got laid BEFORE her she blew a gasket.

7 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

And it's not to random sluts. It's the same chick, doing things to her bf she'd never do.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

The thing that gets me is that he clearly didn't want her too. He expressed his agreement as the fact he had no choice.

42 upvotesTheophagist5 years ago

No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

Not when you pour water on a slice of bread.

14 upvotesCaptainDerpknocker5 years ago

I'm absolutely going to use this.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Maybe I'm just slow, but I don't get this.

6 upvotesun-affiliated5 years ago

Some actions are irreversible. When you pour water on a slice of bread, that bread can never go back to what it was like before. Even when it dries, it'll be hard and inedible.

The same thing is true when you tell a long term committed partner that you're going to go fuck other people. That better be really important to you, because the relationship is permanently changed, and most likely ruined, the second you say it.

3 upvotesTheophagist5 years ago

You can't dry out soaking wet bread and make a sandwich out of it. It will always be ruined.

38 upvotesAnotherPint5 years ago

As a post-modern woman, OP claims the right to make the rules. She also demands the right to change the rules anytime via whining, wheedling, or weeping. Or just throwing the game board on the floor.

And she's wounded and outraged when someone calls bullshit.

9 upvotesSete_Sois5 years ago

post-modern woman

okay what exactly is a post-modern woman?

20 upvotesAnotherPint5 years ago

One who understands the dividends of feminism solely in terms of perceived "rights," privileges and licenses, and not at all in terms of responsibilities, equality, or accountability.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Indeed, those last few words don't exist in their lexicon.

39 upvotesArchwinger5 years ago

"Wait! When I said I wanted to 'temporarily open' our relationship, I meant for ME! You're supposed to sit at home with your dick in your hand and tears in your eyes, then welcome me back with open arms, marry me, and provide for me for the rest of my life!"

"It's just sex! Unless you do it, in which case it's betrayal."

5 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

That would have been a nice TLDR.

4 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

my shit is stuff and your stuff is shit.

3 upvotestorrentialtomato5 years ago

Perfect summary.

2 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

"It's just sex! Unless you do it, in which case it's betrayal."

Lulz.

Of course, the reality is that for Daniel it's far more likely actually to be "just sex" than it would be for this egocentric bitch.

2 upvotesmidasz5 years ago

Open relationships aren't a one way street?!

74 upvotesCeekoe5 years ago

This clearly illustrates the polarity between the feminist imperative thrust on young girls today that says the consequences of a modern woman's exploits were paid for by the suffering of previous generations of women, and the practical outcome of behavior associated with the expression of that imperative. How dare we not accept Ms. Xs proposal to sew her seeds with strange men with grace and humility, then await her return home as a "better, more fulfilled woman"? It is unthinkable that a man should expect loyalty, commitment or self-control from his mate.

Undercut this with the delusional construct that all men are cheaters. Simply by his response and subsequent behavior Mr. X shines a spotlight on his own commitment and monogamy until it is no longer part of their relational contract.

47 upvotesPaulRivers105 years ago

Feminism has simply turned women into the men that they used to critisize, claim were victimizing them, and say were bad.

They used to go on and on about what bastards men who said "it was just sex! it didn't mean anything!" were. All that's changed is that now they're saying that to.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

feminists are hypocrites?

2 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

At least those men were telling the truth :/

9 upvotesManuel_S5 years ago

"better, more ful...filled with random jizz woman"

Fixed that for you.

2 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

But she was gonna use protection!

9 upvotesabcd_z5 years ago

You sow seeds, you sew fabric. They're both pronounced "so".

34 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I'm handing this to my son when he turns 13

11 upvotesshadymilkman_5 years ago

10/10 story would tell to grandchildren

71 upvotesTarnsman4Life5 years ago

That was really fun. Woman sounds like a 4 if she's having that much trouble getting laid. Meanwhile bf brought a spinning plate right into the mix.

She's shattered because her attempt to game him backfired.

20 upvotesabcd_z5 years ago

Woman sounds like a 4 if she's having that much trouble getting laid.

As mentioned upthread, it was only 5 days of vacation before she posted to Reddit.

35 upvotesTarnsman4Life5 years ago

I'm sorry; if a decent looking woman (7-10) is looking to get laid she can easily find at least one, if not 2 or 3 men in that time.

20 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

Even a 4, if she REALLY wanted to, could make it happen, just keep buying dudes drinks

9 upvotesTarnsman4Life5 years ago

Yep pretty much; with OKC, Tinder, Skout, other apps like that you have to be pretty disgusting before its what I would call difficult to find sex if thats what your after.

11 upvotesTP_25 years ago

The thing about women is they typically believe their own bullshit.

When they say "I'm not going out looking for cock" to themselves, they believe it, and typically also have retardedly unrealistic standards, regardless of their own physical attractiveness.

So add these together and you get a billion "opps it just happened" stories. Just not every night of the week.

3 upvotesladyway9055 years ago

Either that or she has no game.

1 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

Mastectomy is rough

63 upvotesIllimitableMan5 years ago

And of course he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to.

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

Behold that manipulation right there guys. She trys to sound like she's reasonable but she knows exactly what she's doing, this is a power game and premeditated. She's in an environment to fuck and she's the girl (does the choosing, not the convincing) in the mating game whilst he's just sat at home and is a guy and therefore must work much harder to get sex. She tries to sell it as a fair deal, but if it was a fair deal she wouldn't offer it - this is an entirely one sided deal and she tries to make it seem like she's buying into the whole equal shit but she's not, the dynamics of this situation clearly favour her rather than him, she exemplifies that by saying "i dont expect him to get with a girl anyway" whilst she parties half way across the world with a bunch of sluts and wants to be guilt-free of being a whore.

"I have debated for days whether to send this to you and potentially ruin your vacation. But you deserve to know the truth. Daniel has been seeing another woman since you left. There is no doubt that he is seeing her, she has come over most nights and I have heard them being intimate. You deserve so much better. I'm so sorry."

The old lady goes to bat for the womans team straightaway, knowing nothing of the situation and saying this chick deserves better. That's the joke, she's the one who instigated the infidelity. Notice how quickly and unquestionably she sided with the woman? 99.9% of women do this and are like this.

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all

She could handle it if it was on her terms and she had it under control, she can't handle it because her supposedly introverted boyfriend who wouldn't get any tail is smashing the next girl and she hasn't even got herself some dick yet. She's heartbroken because essentially he violated their relationship before she did. It's hilarious I can't help but see the dissonance in the double standard here.

I regret ever taking Michelles advice and opening my stupid mouth. I dont want him to fuck other girls, i dont want to fuck other guys.

Now he's demonstrated high value by showing he can get other girls, you suddenly find him attractive again and get a little bit of respect, this is fucking dread game in full swing right here. Michelle poisoned this girls mind with bluepill bullshit and she was an idiot to put it into action. Michelle is not the kind of person I'd want any of my girlfriends hanging around with.

People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

You must take responsibility for your actions young girl.

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

You always want to have your cake and eat it. First it was not losing your relationship while going and fucking some strange whilst you thought he couldn't get any. Now you know he's getting some you want your cake again by reasserting your dominance over him and expecting him to just "trust you" to have enough self-discipline to not fuck anyone for the next few months. This is fucking hilarious honestly. I love the U-TURN here, the only reason you changed your mind at all was because he got another pussy, if he hadn't you'd have been a slut and had no regrets. So simple and so easy to read.

I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick.

Because he beat you at your own game, you lose. You took a risk and it didn't pay off, you got greedy.

Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

These bitches are just born with manipulation skills aren't they? This is all total horseshit designed just to stop him fucking this other girl because she can't handle it. Again, hilarious.

15 upvotesPushnikov5 years ago

Your analysis highlights the prime example of a woman needing a committed validation tool (boyfriend). Without that sense of comfort knowing that someone wants her at all times without question or "judgement", she falls apart into insecurity. Now that she feels threatened by that other girl and she is thousands of miles away and can't do anything at all, she feels powerless.

10 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

Don't forget her calling the work girl a slut that needs to get out of her apartment. Yeah...

3 upvotesLegalPusher5 years ago

I agree with everything else, but I'd give the old lady the benefit of the doubt. I would also think the boyfriend was cheating, if I didn't know she'd "opened" their relationship so she could slut around on her vacation.

4 upvotesenticingasthatmaybe5 years ago

Do you think that the neighbor would be as quick to email him the same courtesy? Something tells me that she would not.

56 upvotesInferiousX5 years ago

I had an ex do almost this exact thing.

When she thought I was out with another girl, my phone was blowing up. It didn't take long for us to break it off, and even after we were split she was going insane over me being with other girls.

Yet it was all her idea.

16 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

Nothing but a shit test. And you passed

27 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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18 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

CultOfBlackPhillip had some good insight, too:

When a person suggests an open relationship, what is really implied regardless of it being true is "I have set up or am looking for somebody new to fuck, but I want you as my safety net to come back to when i'm done."

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Amazing.
This is one of the rare occasions when /relationships does not support the hamster and comfort her for all the bad things that suprisingly happened to her.

8 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

My tentative hypothesis is that they put way too much stock in words. When the hamster merely acts wrongly, they support it. When the hamster speaks wrongly (eg asking for an open relationship, not just cheating then crying about it) they don't support it.

4 upvotesblahbergstein5 years ago

From one of the comments:

There's no point calling this other girl a slut because she's not, the same as you wouldn't be a slut if you ended up sleeping with other guys on your trip.

I wish people could see. Even if she doesn't sleep with any guys on this trip, she's still a slut.

2 upvotesOperahat5 years ago

Reading /u/Nievvein's comments was fascinating. My god, can that hamster wheel ever spin at an incredible rate.

47 upvotesRedSpectrum5 years ago

LOL!

Bitch wants her cake and to eat it too. Good thing her bf ain't no beta pushover. Take note gentlemen, dread game works.

88 upvotesredpillbanana5 years ago

Even if it is not true, it's a wonderful fairytale that I'm going to read to my grandkids.

24 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Did this woman just take relationship advice from someone who destroyed their relationship? This would be called weird back in the day, now it's called feminism.

17 upvotesVZPurp5 years ago

I'm not sure why women in otherwise good positions take advice from women getting divorces or slutting around, but I believe it's called "normal" now.

66 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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23 upvotesbassivemalls5 years ago

Me too, bro

2 upvotesAmaedoux5 years ago

Hah, didn't know what to expect but tapped it anyway. Funny stuff, man.

22 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

God, this is beautiful

3 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

It is simply a work of art.

20 upvotesytismylife5 years ago

Loved it. Instant mood boost. Thanks.

6 upvotesnuone995 years ago

Funny ain't it? My mood was significantly boosted, too :)

23 upvotesanalrapeage5 years ago

Proving, as always

1) the best female attractant is pre-selection

2) an open relationship is not a relationship

3 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

If a girl proposes an open relationship, it's nothing more than signing a relationships death warrant. If my girl says that, she's instantly demoted to plate status at best. Why should I pay relationship coins to a woman that's giving her sex away for free to alphas on weekends?

44 upvotesstill_very_alive5 years ago

Moments like these are an oases of sweetness in a desert of pure female entitlement.

43 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

Her cardinal sin: greed. She had a boyfriend, an apartment, money enough to vacation for months. But that wasn't enough for her: she needed to fuck more guys. Party harder. It blinded her to the conditions of her wealth: principally fidelity. Ah well.

3 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

Contentment is a hard state of mind to achieve, especially in a narcissistic selfish society

3 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

I don't find it hard (at least while psycho bitches like this stay the fuck away from me).

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

It wasn't greed it was envy, her girls did it why not her, hypergamy, she clearly had no respect for the xbox player and feminism empowerment, sure leave your relationship on pause to slut it out for 3 months.

20 upvotesrdaily2075 years ago

what a fucking slut. she can't have it both ways. being a whore was her idea, so she can hardly complain. what a totally manipulative cunt.

22 upvotesrashnull5 years ago

That relationship was pretty much over the moment she opened her filthy mouth.

2 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

True. The moment she asked for an OPEN relationship is was a done deal.

20 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

EDIT: guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping.

It's certainly helping my mood

19 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

It's like her actions came with consequences. Such a novel concept.

2 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

But the feminists at school told me there's no consequences as I'm a strong empowered womyn!

131 upvotesEHjulstrom5 years ago

Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

As a girl this infuriates me, this shitty under-the-table manipulation. She's going to play innocent and try to make him feel bad about doing what she suggested. What a cunt.

30 upvoteslovelustus5 years ago

We need more like you!

3 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

It doesn't matter whether you're a girl or not, and being one doesn't lend your comment any more weight than if you were a guy.

Besides, there are no girls on the internet.

8 upvotesthekidfromthegutter5 years ago

award that girl with a Swedish name an Oscar. she's a rare breed.

3 upvotesHormander5 years ago

As a girl

We don't give a fuck.

18 upvotesClauderoughly5 years ago

That.

Was.

Hilarious.

17 upvotesdoctormisterjohn5 years ago

Some years ago a gal I had been with for 4 years decided she was going to move back to Dallas and we should see other people. A week after she left I was dating someone else and a week after that I was shagging her. The ex clearly felt angry because she expected me to come crawling after her. Felt good then and feels good now.

37 upvotesCultOfBlackPhillip5 years ago

I managed to get a post in there before it was deleted, I told her she's gotten exactly what she asked for and that it was hypocritical of her to hold her bf to a standard she wasn't going to hold herself to, most of the comments in the thread we're surprisingly similar. Her only advice would be to not try to weasel her way out of theoretical future cheating from now on, but it looks like all she wanted was people to make her feel better about being upset.

38 upvoteslovelustus5 years ago

That's exactly what she wanted, she didn't want actionable advice. She wanted everyone to tell her how shitty her soon to be X is and validate her own ridiculous behavior.

If someone has her username I highly recommend sending her this thread. The only dick she should be worried about is the long, hard dick of reality.

3 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

So what dudes are gonna be like Sup baby are you /u/stupidchickopensrelationship. HAHAHA Sorry no dick for you! NEXT!

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

helpme000033

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

The only dick she should be worried about is the long, hard dick of reality.

Sage advice for anyone. There is no escaping the long, hard dick of reality. It comes for us all.

7 upvotesHyooge5 years ago

It's as if everything a girl says or does is entirely in selfish, hedonistic interest. It is all one big pit of self denial where the only thing considered is the girl's happiness.

4 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

Oh wait...

18 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment.

"But-but-but I thought I guarded myself against any consequences for my actions! Why do actions insist upon having consequences?! This isn't how daddy, society, and university taught me life would be!"

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

This is one of my favorite parts. This was a nakedly obvious shit test and he passed. She was probably getting bored of him "being a homebody" (not that she'd admit to her boredom), so she figured she'd go fuck around awhile with some slut friends. She figured he'd do what he always does and chill out at home, which would be a shit test failure. "I'll tell him he'd be free to do it too, but obviously he won't. So really I'm just giving myself a free pass to whore around for a few months! I can't lose!" She thought she fucking had him. She'd found her beta bucks, and managed to find some alpha fucks without guilt. But he alpha'd the fuck up and passed with flying, vibrant colors.

2 upvotestorrentialtomato5 years ago

It reminds me of the Role Models movie, where Paul Rudd wants to bang the hot chick, but she never cheats on her boyfriend (when she's in the same zip code). When they go on a trip together, outside said zip code, then bangalanga do dah. You can bet if if OP had successfully kept him beta, she'd continue having this same dispensation whenever she traveled in the future.

15 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Haha. What an absolute hypocrite. Her bf should up the ante. And go out with his friends and pull some more. Also who is more of a slut. The girl who wanted to go on vacation to Fuck random strangers or the other girl.

15 upvotesWeAreAllSheep5 years ago

So the cliffs are that she wanted to have sex with european guys while expecting her boyfriend to wait patiently for her like a chump? Then he found a new better girl and she's jealous now?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

excuse me

BHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

11 upvotesAerobus5 years ago

What a bitch. She thought she could have her cake and eat it too. I'm so glad her BF put her in her place.

And men take note. Dread game works.

Edit: And on another note, I'm really happy that /r/relationships is telling her that she fucked up instead of offering shit advice like "you need counseling."

13 upvotesHyooge5 years ago

Phwoar! That kicked her back right in the face! This is one of the most egotistical bits of shit I have ever read about a girl.

if it happens it happens.

Id insist on using protection

Some good reasoning right here........... lol

I used to see a girl, and she was one of the most beautiful I had ever met with a gorgeous face, 5'3 and boobs too big for her. She told me she was going on holiday to Zante or somewhere with her girlfriends and that was that. I stopped talking to her because the health is zapped out of a relationship as soon as the active choice to do something / go somewhere sexual is made.

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Yep you're correct with that decision.

Funnily enough creepy middle aged men are viewed as the worlds main sex tourists, I would strongly argue it is young women "discovering themselves"/"sucking dick".

12 upvotesWesnile4205 years ago

Hey, stupid. Do you think he'll stop now? Bet that coworker is moved in by the time you get home. Pre-emptive slut fail.

14 upvotesexpectingrain5 years ago

God she's a horrible person.

43 upvotesGyaltso5 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if mr.homebody was an RP genius and went next door to have a nice little chat with the old lady convincing her to send this "concerned" email to his GF. That would be brilliant.

39 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I doubt the old lady would go along with such deviant manipulation unless she was like hardcore traditionalist. As earlier discussed, women tend to side with other women.

29 upvotesMelodyMyst5 years ago

Not the old ones... That hate these young bitches and the way they act.

5 upvotesthecajunone5 years ago

Because they aren't them bitches anymore.

21 upvotesPaulRivers105 years ago

I doubt the old lady would go along with such deviant manipulation unless she was like hardcore traditionalist. As earlier discussed, women tend to side with other women.

No, women appear to stand up for each other on the surface, but behind the scenes they're constantly infighting, backstabbing, and shaming each other.

A woman from an older generation also doesn't have the "oh it's so bad to slut shame! and girls should be able to sleep around freely!" mentality that girls of our generation have. She's probably FAR more used to critisizing girls for being promiscuous.

Problem is, the old lady doesn't know the girls friends or social circle, and even if she did they wouldn't listen to an old lady anyways. So she can't talk about her behind her back. Plus the girl is out of the country.

And since this girl has a friend providing social validation for her choice to slut it up, making her feel bad (even if it was possible) isn't going to work either. She's not going to feel like she's doing something wrong with her friend right there telling her she's doing something right.

So dread game or negging is the only option left. "you deserve better than this" is CLASSIC female-to-female shaming or negging language. It's real life concern trolling.

It's not necessarily that the guy "convinced" the little old lady to send this email. It's more likely that the guy is a classic nice guy beta, the little old lady likes him, and he was telling his story to the little old lady. This lady goes "oh, dear, well - I think I know what I can say to her to get her to stop this foolish behavior".

That assumes the above story is real, though. There's a few things that make it implausible as being realistic.

3 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

There has been research showing that women side with women against men. I'm not sure of the exact circumstances they used but my guess is that the Sisterhood is only active when there's an explicit disagreement where siding against men is an option. If women are fighting over a man then there is no Sisterhood. If there are no men then there is no Sisterhood.

2 upvotesjohnnight5 years ago

Also, when one woman is way above the others in hotness. Sisterhood schemes against her (Sienna Miller).

2 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

What are the things that make its realism implausible?

34 upvotesGyaltso5 years ago

Nah dude, you underestimate a mans ability to charm an old lady

22 upvotesLinkenSphere5 years ago

Why is this downvoted? the man is basically correct. Old ladies are easy to charm and they sometimes like getting involved in random things like these. They are also friendly towards young male neighbors.

3 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

Can confirm.

2 upvotesBooksofMagic5 years ago

It makes sense. Searching for validation gets much harder for women as they get older. IF he's a good enough charmer, The old lady would probably start cleaning his apartment for him just to be validated by him.

2 upvotesMockingDead5 years ago

Hell, he could even lie "Well, got to go, heading over to my new girls place"

2 upvoteserich_von_stalhein5 years ago

This is so true. A woman over 55 will do almost anything for a man under 40.

5 upvotesrandom_reddit_accoun5 years ago

My Aunt and Grandmother would have done this in a heartbeat. If they found out what was going on, my aunt would march right up to the BF and suggest something like this herself. My Grandma would have just done it and told the BF what she'd done.

27 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Twist: The old lady agreed, but he had to fuck her to make it happen.

26 upvotesGyaltso5 years ago

Alpha old lady

3 upvotes_social_caterpillar5 years ago

Plate #2 for our friend Daniel

6 upvotesHrel5 years ago

I had this same thought; though I admit I hope we're wrong and he really is banging that chick he works with.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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10 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Nah. Then that would have put the blame on him for not understanding.

This was the perfect way to play this. The girl really expected to have this guy - a co-habitating BF of 4 years sit at home and wait for her while she was out banging other dudes.

The BF must have been somewhat prepared for this moment and had already figured out she was going to get banged out on her vacation.

This was his opportunity to pull the rip chord on the relationship and next a woman he knew he couldn't trust.

Daniel is free and the bitch got what she deserved for trying to punk him.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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8 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Well look at it this way. No apartment break up drama. She left and he has the place to himself for 3 months. He can strategize his exit at his leisure - - maybe get his name off the lease - leave without having to worry about losing any of his shit or any wierd games.

When she gets back she can figure out her situation - by then he should be all good.

When it comes to cohabitating - shit gets a little more complicated. You have to be somewhat slick about it. You can't just shoot your mouth off like Sonny from the Godfather.

All he had to do was smile, agree and ler her go. When she gets back - I'm sure he won't be around any more and that will be that.

Like I said he played it just right. Now he's fucking new girl in that bed on his terms like a bauce. He'll move into a new place like a bauce and eveything will flow without drama.

The stupid ex-bitch played herself out - and he let her.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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4 upvotesfoghorn195 years ago

The GF of a decently RP guy wouldn't dare think of proposing such an idea in the first place.

2 upvotesWAFC5 years ago

Taking the red pill does not inoculate you from bitch/slut behavior. It merely tells you how to handle it when it inevitable pops up.

2 upvotesGyaltso5 years ago

I think he handled it like a pimp.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

It would be easier finding a girl to lay than orchestrating a plot like that. Besides imagine if the girlfriend found out what position does that leave him in?

1 upvotesGyaltso5 years ago

The idea is to teach her a lesson, then really be about it yourself. I would view it as an intelligent move made by a man who knows what he's doing.

24 upvotes2comment5 years ago

Tonight i checked my email at an internet cafe and there was a message from Kay, a sweet old lady who lives above us in our apartment complex.

Do people know their neighbors this well? Fuck, I don't even know my next door neighbor's name and I've been living here for over 5 years.

7 upvotesRC_52135 years ago

Old people, being probably more lonely, like to talk a lot. I know my elderly neighbors much better than my neighbors my parents age.

1 upvotesrefrigeratorbob5 years ago

In apartments, you quickly learn who is above/below you.

1 upvotesStarcraft_III5 years ago

Neighbors can be an excellent resource. You might want to introduce yourself.

11 upvotesRAL90005 years ago

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip?

This Hamster is shooting for the Gold Medal

What a feel-good story. Thanks for posting.

13 upvotesMechanik_J5 years ago

Fucking, Michelle, always giving terrible relationship advice.

30 upvotesAVeryMadFish5 years ago

I really want to buy that guy a beer.

2 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

A case of beer and a video game.

18 upvotesbama79rolltide5 years ago

"How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch? And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip? I don't even know how i am going to look at him when i get home. I am beyond hurt, this feels so wrong and so sick."

It is wrong and sick. No rules were broken. I would say she goofed, but then I read this part again:

"I honestly hadn't thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex."

Daniel dodges a bullet. He had a girl blowing him while he played Madden. Keep it up Daniel!

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Looks like she got exactly what she wanted! I love happy endings!

9 upvotesTotsean5 years ago

Request AMA of the BF.

10 upvotescharlie_bodango5 years ago

On this night: A great justice has occurred. I have regained some small amount of faith in humanity. This made me happy.

7 upvotesbatman505 years ago

Talking with Michelle about a month ago, she asked what im going to do about Daniel. I honestly hadnt thought about it like that, i felt like i could easily go 3 months without having sex. And id never want to betray Daniel's trust. But Michelle made a good case for 'opening' our relationship while i was away - she said (paraphrasing): "Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different. Daniel is going to wonder either way if youre fucking other guys on your trip. Just be upfront with him and see what he says."

Slut getting others to slut. And of course, she never considered her what her boyfriend would do. This is not only hamestering, this is narcissism and stupidity all on one.

I wouldn't be surprise if Michele is the one banging her BF.

3 upvotesJustThrewUp5 years ago

Heard of that guy that tried to rob a bank and used an Umbrella as container for the money? Shes that guy.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

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5 upvotesPushnikov5 years ago

Girls I hook up with regularly go, "Man, it's been soooo long since I had sex!!"

Me : "How long?"

Girl : "Like, 6 weeks!!"

... I go, ya right. Try going 2 years without sex. Bitches get plowed all the time whenever they want. It's not that hard for them.

8 upvotesrebuildingMyself5 years ago

I'm looking for women's opinions.

I'm not asking for your opinion!

She was looking for validation

8 upvotesA_Seabear5 years ago

Funny to see her friend actually telling her how it is, never thought I'd see that from the horse's mouth.

9 upvoteswatersign5 years ago

wow, talk about hamstering. props for this dude being a "homebody who plays video games and netflix"

hahahaha

pwnage

7 upvotesKharn05 years ago

Tory is right, you can change your mind and regret decisions, but you also have to live with them, like an adult, not a child.

7 upvotesyourbrotherrex5 years ago

This is hilarious.
She wanted her cake and the ability to eat it, too.
She just didn't think anyone else would have the nerve to want cake.

Newsflash: most people LOVE cake, especially if it's cake that you've been given free, all-you-can-eat, access to.
I guess she just couldn't understand that other people like cake, too (how dare him?), and now she's gonna have to go back and change all the free-cake rules.

She'll be very lucky if he's already satisfied his sweet tooth.

69 upvotesFortunateBum5 years ago

So... she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women and he does and she realizes it was a horrible mistake?

Lesson here: Never ever take literally anything that comes out of a woman's mouth. If your gf tells you to fuck other women, you know for sure she's not saying that.

124 upvotescarrotplanter5 years ago

she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women

Nah son see she told her bf that she might be in a situation to fuck other dudes and so she needed to know that she could do so with no consequences. The bf wasn't meant to think the rule applied to him as well!

78 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

No the truth is like most women who pull this stunt. She thought her man was sufficiently beta-ized that he would not be able to get new pussy in the 3 months she was gone or that the 'wife/gf-goggles' effect would have him waiting until she got home for some sex.

She never expected him to be a sleeping alpha and start banging some chick immediately after she left.

I was never a big fan of schadenfreude until I joined TRP. But it's nice to see women reap what they sow.

26 upvotesHumanSockPuppet5 years ago

Schadenfreude: German chocolate cake for the soul.

47 upvotesUnimpressedAsshole5 years ago

he would have the same opportunity as me, he would be able to freely see girls if he chose to

I wonder...

This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl

...Yep

9 upvotesLinkenSphere5 years ago

The hamster is fat in this one.

3 upvotesFloranHunter5 years ago

Wouldn't it be thin from all that running in place?

3 upvotesMockingDead5 years ago

Actually, he's also free to act in the moment.

12 upvotesInferiousX5 years ago

Exactly this.

7 upvoteskorzybski5 years ago

The bf wasn't meant to think the rule applied to him as well!

Asymmetrical relationships. Much like man-and-state.

28 upvotesPolegarVermelho5 years ago

If your gf tells you to fuck other women, you know for sure she's not saying that.

But you have to act on that, either do it or kick the bitch. Otherwise you're a beta bitch.

6 upvotescolovick5 years ago

This... It's not about what she wants or appeasing her... It's about shaping your world around you and she can either happily tag along (and most do) or they can leave... When she makes this kind of statement she's gone as far as you're concerned

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

So... she tells her boyfriend to fuck other women and he does and she realizes it was a horrible mistake?

She sees the BF as a homebody beta who won't be able to bed another woman in that time frame. That way she gets the best of both worlds - she can go from one exotic bed to another for three months, but it's okay because they agreed to open up the relationship. And then the plan was for her to arrive home and hear "I know we said it would be okay to see other people, but I just played video games while you were gone. And thinking of you in another man's arms is driving me crazy, will you marry me?"

Lesson here: Never ever take literally anything that comes out of a woman's mouth. If your gf tells you to fuck other women, you know for sure she's not saying that.

That's not at all what she's saying. She's saying "I'm going to fuck other men for three months."

2 upvotesMockingDead5 years ago

Lesson here: take what you gf says and do exactly that. If you gf tells you to fuck other women, do so.

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for. No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

Sometimes I really think we should stop teaching women how to read and write.

8 upvotesthekidfromthegutter5 years ago

Can't wait the part when she came back and act all sweet and innocent, but her bf already decided to dump her sorry ass. that would be epic

6 upvoteskick65 years ago

Consequences. Choices have them, and every once in a blue moon, a western woman is forced to acknowledge that they exist, and gasp they even apply to her!

8 upvoteskragshot5 years ago

This line is the key to the entire post:

"This isnt what i intended at all i wanted the freedom to act in the moment."

See what's bolded? The "i" is what that was all about. She wanted the freedom to fuck around in Europe with the party boys and she expected him to just stay at home and deal with it.

The free sex was for meeee...not you! How could you do that to meeee? I was the one who wanted the freedom!

It doesn't get any better than that!

9 upvotesfuk_offe5 years ago

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

That's because you are one, honey.

12 upvotesnuone995 years ago

I just ADORE the whiteknight responses in the redditlog. Dig user /u/Nievvein and how he keeps defending her and telling her to send people to check up on her boyfriend and make sure he stops seeing the girl.

I swear, whiteknights like this must think that if they defend the reddit internet girl, then she'll fall in love with them and fly out to them and they'll finally lose their virginity.

17 upvotesHrel5 years ago

I think it's hilarious that she didn't think SHE could go 3 months without sex but her boyfriend could and would. How do you get to be 24 and never learn how much stronger men's sex drives are than women's?

12 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch

Holy fucking shit! She's able to critically look at herself. She recognizes the hypocrisy.

4 upvotescbarrett19895 years ago

That was such a fucking hilarious read I spit my scotch on my desk.

So basically from what I'm gathering:

Dumb whore A went and took advice from Dumber whore B who couldn't keep a relationship together. Dumb whore A found out that Dumber whore B gives shitty advice. Now her plan to suck and fuck her way across whatever foreign land shes in backfires when alleged "loser beta" boyfriend is actually a coiled up tiger chomping at the bit to blaze new trails.

Reading posts like this make me so happy at a visceral level that I found TRP. I wouldn't say I was a beta white knight before TRP but I would say that I needed some missing pieces to the puzzle.

I hope that the boyfriend continues plowing pussy until the night he has to pick her up from the airport; then dumps her stupid ass for trying to weasel her way into getting permission to fuck around while implicitly stating he's a loser with no chance to get pussy besides her.

6 upvotesmechakingghidorah5 years ago

There is a dark god of karma somewhere in the universe.

6 upvotesfuk_offe5 years ago

Being a Daniel, I approve of this Daniel.

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl. And i have a feeling i know exactly who it is, a girl from his work who was always overly flirty with him.

Yes, because that wasn't a free pass for you as well, right honey? Bitches be crazy man.

6 upvotesinfapwetrust5 years ago

"Party like girls my age" My blood started boiling

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

AMA request: Daniel

9 upvotesjohnnight5 years ago

There is one thing she can do at this point. She can call Daniel, tell him that she made a terrible mistake, she did not fuck anybody and if he forgives her, she will immediately break off the vacation and come back to him.

In this arrangement Daniel wins one notch count, she has zero and Daniel can be reasonably sure that she will be too scared to try anything like this again. He's got a loyal bitch now and he has no reason to look for another gf to relive the same story again (because AWALT). Everybody is happy?

Daniel has no obligation to say yes to this.

9 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls.

If that doesn't just scream female privilege, I don't know what does.

Also, proper capitalization and punctuation should be a virtue. How sad that, for many, that is not the case.

5 upvotesdancingwithcats5 years ago

Be careful what you wish for.

5 upvotesNemester5 years ago

schadenfreude!!!

5 upvotesCAinCa5 years ago

There are many good posts on this sub and every so often there is a great one. This is one of the great ones. Great job grabbing it before it got deleted.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Tory's closing aadvice is fucking hilarious:

"Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you."

I am starting to doubt if this is for real, it's too good to be true. If this Tory really exists, is a fucktard selfish cunt even more idiotic that OP.

This is just fucking hilarious.

5 upvotesclandestinewarrior5 years ago

By open she meant SHE could find another boyfriend while HE was supposed to sit and do nothing before getting dumped

5 upvotesTP_25 years ago

god this is just a trainwreck of TRP goodness validating practically every fucking thing written in the sub...

4 upvotesPeripheryy5 years ago

hahahahahahahahahaha.

5 upvotesHotBrudded5 years ago

Someone needs to forward this to the "sweet old lady" that lives upstairs. Maybe she has some thoughts on the matter?

4 upvotesimpuls3iv5 years ago

Ah man, did this post ever make me smile... It's going to be a great day.

4 upvoteswheres_the_k5 years ago

Man, I've been here a while, and this is definitely my favorite TRP post. Thanks for the laugh!

3 upvotesclosetothesilence5 years ago

This is so satisfying! She describes her boyfriend as a puppy dog beta and decides to fuck around because she doesn't think he'll be able to get any. And she doesn't want to man up and leave him because this way she doesn't have to worry about paying to store her shit for three months while he pays all the bills. I only wish that what the neighbor thinks is one girl is actually multiple plates. She could've had her boring, beta, "homebody" but she wanted to have her cake and spin some plates. Now he's doing the spinning and she's just a lonely woman eating cake.

9 upvotesdrqxx5 years ago

I had the exact same thing happen to me. GF decides to move to Chicago. She came a couple of time only to find some other girls dirty message on my mirror. She acused me of cheating. I laughed in her face and kindly remind her shes the one who moved to Chicago. Always have a girl or Two that you keep things flirty but platonic. Kinda like a vagina in a glass case. (only for emergency though)

5 upvotesnuone995 years ago

Hahaha I LOVED reading that :)

What a fucking dumbass. Of course, it would be perfectly FINE if SHE were the one fucking random guys all across the world---she's just exploring and being free!

Fuck her, dude. Seriously, fuck this type of person, both literally and figuratively, and then toss her ass out.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Stupid cunt. She deserves it.

5 upvotesczworooki5 years ago

It's open relationship until guy find someone.

4 upvotesJust_for_boobs5 years ago

crazy hypocritical bitch

I couldn´t say it better myself.

4 upvotesTRPtruth5 years ago

Old lady Kay . . . the glitch in the cock carousel matrix.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl.

BOOHOO MOTHERFUCKER!

HAHA. I am sooo lolling right now. hahaha

Whats so different about what she and he did? She wanted to act in the moment? But he's fucking some girl regularly? What's the difference?

It's only different because she wanted to fuck as much as possible, and she didn't think he could get any pussy. Cunt behavior 101.

She wanted to play this game, and now that its gotten hard she's crying. You wanna play with fire, you gon' git burned, honey.

Again, I say. Boo. Hoo. Motherfucker.

5 upvoteshashtagpound2point25 years ago

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

Tory sounds cool. Great read.

2 upvotesopencover5 years ago

Maybe Tory wants her out of the way so she can compete for this guy too. He just became a hot commodity!

4 upvoteswolololololololo5 years ago

I explained that i wasnt going to be looking to fuck every guy i see that im attracted to, and that my love for him was as strong as ever, but i also wanted to be able act freely and party like other girls my age. It was more contingency if anything - i dont plan on fucking other guys, but if it happens it happens. A nigth of partying half the world away with people ill never see again shouldnt ruin what we had here.

....

I thought i could handle this open relationship arrangement. I cant. This message shattered my heart into a million pieces. This isnt what i intended at all, i wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl. And i have a feeling i know exactly who it is, a girl from his work who was always overly flirty with him.

Surely a a troll. Surely, SURELY NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS LIKE THIS.

Holy shit.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Hilarious!

5 upvotesmagical_artist5 years ago

I love how the woman is like "Hey honey I want to fuck as many guys as I can on vacation guilt free. To be 'fair' we both can! Oh, you're having sex with other women! And quicker than I am with guys! Oh god this is not okay!!"

3 upvotesi-like-boobs5 years ago

I laughed so hard.

3 upvotesSete_Sois5 years ago

Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for.

actually that's the one piece of good truthful advice she has received

you reap what you sow

3 upvotesAlmostRP5 years ago

Hahaha. Reading that was like eating a pint of ice cream, a large popcorn at the movies, smoking a blunt of the best dro, fucking the top ten hottest women I know, and drinking a glass of 50 year scotch.

Every word was phenomenal.

3 upvoteszirzo5 years ago

the post is overflowing with chick logic.

3 upvotesvengefully_yours5 years ago

Daniels a bit of a homebody - he goes out with his friends on occassion, but most nights he spends in our apartment playing video games or watching netflix. Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls

What she was expecting was ol Dan to let her fuck anyone and be unable to get some strange. Its OK when she does it, but there's no way Dan could or should..

4 upvotesthemasterof5 years ago

"Of course you love Daniel. But traveling is about experiencing new things, and that includes sex. Youll say it wont happen now, but you just have to trust me that once youre their youll feel different.

I will keep this comment in mind if my future gf tells me she wants to go on a vacation with her girlfriends. Its not a vacation, its a tour de cock.

7 upvotesMagicGainbow5 years ago

No redditlog? FFS.

4 upvotesRedBigMan5 years ago

I think he got a copy of it before it was deleted from /r/releationships. Which is why no redditlog.

2 upvotesmalignantbacon5 years ago

The only thing left in the log is the comments, might be worth reading. http://redditlog.com/snapshots/267357

2 upvotesMitchell785 years ago

Nice, like a boss!

2 upvotesGfresh4055 years ago

Would have loved to read some of the comments, sounded like they actually weren't too bad this time around. Wonder were all the White Knights were..

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

What a selfish little nitwit. I just love reading stories where nasty girl games explode in bitches faces.

2 upvotesPUAreadingmaterial5 years ago

This story warms my heart.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

The word hamster just cracks me up.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Thank you OP for creating some laughs in my Sunday afternoon.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

The girls that tell their friends how much fun they're having partying and riding a new cock every night are the most depressed, fucked up people in reality. Can't even count how many times I've seen it.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

She thought she could screw around and have him just sit and wait for her at home. Fucking hilarious

2 upvotesbam2_895 years ago

This is perfect for the man. Now she knows she probably can't do better and that he's not really tied down to her in any way.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA What a stupid bitch.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1ypfrx/i_f24_asked_my_boyfriend_m25_of_4_years_to_open/

The comments alone are comedy gold!

Early on, she even responds.

"guys, seriously stop it. I know i fucked up, i brought it all on myself. Kicking me while im down isnt helping. Im not asking for your opinion on my stupid selfish decision, im asking the best way to approach this and fix it."

"Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?"

Whew baby!

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

This is like porn for Red PillArs.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

shes only pissed off because she cant get another man, meanwhile her boyfriend is fucking someone in her apartment haha. this girl is a cunt and he should forget about her.

2 upvotesmonogamousprostitute5 years ago

This is why one should expierence the single life. Relax and have fun in your earlier years. Later on when you settle a bit, you might have some of those whore-ish tendencies and jaeger bombs put aside.

2 upvotesluxury_banana5 years ago

It's funny how she's acting like a child with a toy she didn't want to play with but didn't want anyone else to play with either.

1 upvotesFearlessBurrito5 years ago

Funny, my dog acts the same way.

2 upvotesvanzant385 years ago

I'm probably not the only on here who thought of this but IF I were Daniel, I'd be sly and get her to apologize and lead her on to get her to come back "home" immediately. Then, DUMP her.

Happily Ever After ! ! !

2 upvotesbrons1045 years ago

Ohh god, my sides hurt so much because I can't laugh as hard as I want to right now! You have to love the part "People aren't allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?! Of course you are, but you also get to live with the consequences of your decisions.

2 upvotes4vox15 years ago

Love this

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

oh this was delicious

2 upvotesKyfhoMyoba5 years ago

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!

I don't buy that she was CONSCIOUSLY intending to cheat, I think that when Michelle made the case for slutdom, OP's limbic system lit up like fucking Times Square, her hamster got a shot of methamphetamine, and out came this rationalization, with a little help from good ol' Michelle.

Guys, we underestimate the power of her reptilian brain. The limbic system rules all, the cerebral cortex is just along for the ride.

2 upvotesInventi5 years ago

You would've done the same if you were in his position. A friend of mine had this exactly happen to him. He, on the other hand, broke up with his "unfaithful" girlfriend. You may even be lucky enough to get your boyfriend back. I guess you learned Another lesson on this road called life.

2 upvotescanadianbud4205 years ago

This is fucking awesome... Before I was weary on subscribing to this sub, but this post is just way too fucking great not to.

2 upvotesGrantNexus5 years ago

Classic Kay: she ruins everything.

2 upvotesHeadingRed5 years ago

Wants the freedom to do what she wants- doesn't like giving her man the same.

Reminds me of that line in "as good as it gets"

"How do you write about women so well" "That's easy- I just think of a man and take away reasoning and accountability"

2 upvotesarcheasterisk5 years ago

Some friend, this Michelle girl.

2 upvotessheriffbigbywolf5 years ago

This bitch is straight up retarded

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

this has got to be fake. it's like a virgin redditor's wet dream.

6 upvotesluxury_banana5 years ago

Probably not fake. Most women who try to set up relationships like this don't want the chump boyfriend to actually be getting any of their own. If he didn't, I can almost assure you she'd have fucked someone during the trip and not felt bad about it.

1 upvotesbassivemalls5 years ago

First 2 lines put such a big smile on my face.

1 upvoteslorde_i_am_laffin5 years ago

Worst case scenario you break up with her and have a new gf that you've been with for 3 months.

Best case scenario you keep fucking both girls after she gets done with her vacation.

1 upvotesJP_Whoregan5 years ago

The most telling sentence in that whole rambling:

It was more contingency if anything - i dont plan on fucking other guys, but if it happens it happens. A nigth (sic) of partying half the world away with people ill never see again shouldnt ruin what we had here.

(emphasis mine)

Sloots gon sloot, and the ration-hamster picks up some serious speed.

1 upvotesi3unneh5 years ago

Do you guys have the original thread? I would love to see the responses.

1 upvotesCaptainDerpknocker5 years ago

Scroll down, somebody got it.

1 upvotesFailedPrayer5 years ago

Read through for more hilarious shenanigans: http://redditlog.com/snapshots/267357

1 upvotesnuone995 years ago

Well, well, well, my Michelle...

1 upvotesmdadm5 years ago

This has got to be a troll. There's no way anyone's that dumb.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

Sure there is. Entitlement attitude is everywhere.

1 upvotesKelly_Gruber5 years ago

Nailed it

  • what happened at home - Daniel is a good guy, stays home, takes care of his responsibilities and does right by his girlfriend. His gf planned a trip with friends and he was cool with it. Then she comes home one night and tells Daniel she wants to fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel, being a regular bloke understands this to mean that she will fuck dudes while she is on vacation. Daniel begins to insulate himself emotionally from his ex (she is his ex at this point, ex's fuck other dudes, gf's don't in Daniels worldview). When she leaves for vacation, Daniel accepts an invite to the pub from a girl he works with. After a couple of pints, he explains his new found single status and the work girl is over-joyed. She has liked Daniel for sometime, saw some great qualities in him, but her efforts to flirt had been rebuffed to date because he is a stand-up guy and wouldn't disrespect his gf by engaging in these flirtatious. But now, after Daniels ex gf pissed all over him and their relationship by treating his fidelity in a cavalier and selfish fashion, work girl has her in. Daniel now has a new girlfriend.*
1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I loled.

1 upvotesdave_is_not_here5 years ago

so, so priceless. Oh wow.

1 upvotesstaticxtreme5 years ago

hahaha. good jorb

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

all you can do is get over it, and i would suggest you do it sooner rather than later. thats a can of worms that doesn't just get closed back up.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 5 years ago

I need a solid dose of r/pussypass now to calm down my epic justice boner.

1 upvotesjacksbane5 years ago

Made me laugh out loud this did, I have jusr read it aloud to the girls in our office, one of them said "Just suck it up and deal with it bitch"





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