I'm on the way back from the Gym in the morning. The sun's finally in the sky and I'm sitting in my car listening to a random channel on the radio.

Usually the shitty music is just white noise to me, but today this really interesting thing happened.

Now these scumbag radio channels have this "event" where a girl can call the radio station if she suspects her boyfriend of cheating. The White Knight host and her feminist co host would then call up the unsuspecting boyfriend, who they would then claim to have won a free prize. The boyfriend get's to send a bouquet to anyone he wants in the entire country. If he says the girlfriend's name, huzzah everything is okay. If he says someone else's name? BAM The white knight rides in on his mangina and breaks it to the boyfriend that he's on a radio show.

Now I'm highly fucking skeptical of this shit, it really seemed staged.I thought the guy would just say someone else's name. And without proof or any logic the girlfriend would automatically assume that the guy is cheating and he get's shamed publicly on the radio. Fun times right?

Now here's how it actually went down.

The Setup:

Girlfriend calls the station, they're on the line. The girlfriend discusses that she is suspicious of the boyfriend because he seems to 'take his phone' everywhere nower days and he keeps it locked.

The host and cohost sympathize with her, another female caller gives 'advice' to the girlfriend saying:

"I was in the same situation 3 months ago, and whether or not he sends you the flowers, gurlll he is cheating on yo ass"

(Minus the sassy black girl act. But you get the point, that's how it sounded to me).

At this point they take a break.


I actually drive slower in order to have time to listen to the whole story. Screw work, it can wait.


They get back, they call the boyfriend.

The boyfriend is skeptical at first but he after he agrees to the accept the gift. They spinned it so it seemed like they were calling from somewhere he shops often or his mobile provider or something (once again, this is why I'm a skeptic about these events. At that point I was pretty sure it was staged and I knew exactly where it was going).

Big moment, the host asks the boyfriend who he wants to send the flowers to.

"Uhh... send them to (not his girlfriend). And tell her I miss her and I'll see her soon"


BAM, I'm sitting in my driveway with the car running for no reason other than to listen to how this turns out.

At that point I literally went "Ahhhh, fuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude"


The host comes out and tells him that he is infact on a radio show and that his girlfriend is also on the line.

"Hey (boyfriend), this is your girlfriend" (In the most sassiest way possible, it was hilarious)

"What?" (boyfriend still confused)

Host continues to explain what's going on and that he's on a radio show.

Boyfriend catches up.

"I thought you were cheating-"


At this point I was still pretty sure this was staged, now this is what changed my mind. This GUY just got 'caught cheating' (I mean this is loose fucking evidence) on LIVE radio.

I'm thinking this beta fuck is done. He's gonna apologize and ask to speak to her privately and that the white knight host and the co-host are gonna shame him on air.

THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN.

THIS GUY TAKES THE SITUATION BY THE BALLS. HOLDS FRAME. AND TURNS IT AROUND ON HER. HELL, ON ALL OF THEM


"I though you were cheating-"

(He does not even let her finish)

"So you went to a RADIO show?"

(The host tries to interrupt him, assumabely to shame him by asking 'how do you feel about getting caught cheating on live radio'. GUESS WHAT HE DOES NOT GIVE THEM THE CHANCE!)

Boyfriend: "I wasn't talking to you was I? I was talking to my girlfriend. I have no respect for you. You sicken me, you use other people's personal lives and monetize on their personal affairs to spice up your viewers.

(He does not ONCE swear).

He does this for a while, the host tries to defend himself, the co host even tries but he does not give them the chance. I'm not writing more because this is all from memory, I don't know exactly all of what he said because at this point I was knee deep rooting for this guy.

But eventually it got to a point where the host let the girlfriend talk once again.

Girlfriend: "I thought you would send the flowers to me! You're CHEATING on me?"

Boyfriend: "Are you KIDDING me? Do you even know who (not the girlfriend) is? Yea I would send her the flowers. She is having a really hard time right now. She just found out she can't have kids, her dog died (I have no idea who this other girl is, nor do I know if anything he's saying is true. BUT HE TURNED THIS SHIT AROUND!). SO YEAH I WOULD SEND HER THE FLOWERS. Because I spend more than 12 hours of an entire day with you, I shower you with my love (I'm sure he didn't use the exact same words but, bear with me, I'm recalling from like 8 hours ago). And you don't even TRUST me enough to send some girl flowers?

Girlfriend: How do I know you're not cheating on me?


Sidebar, if he's this good at running DREAD on prompt. He was probably cheating


Boyfriend: Because I'm MATURE enough to be able to hold a platonic relationship with another human being without having to cheat on my girlfriend. Where on the OTHER HAND, my girlfriend has to go to a RADIO SHOW to address how she feels about me INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME.

(Host and cohost once again try and interrupt to try and shame the guy, he does not give them the time of the fuckin day)

Boyfriend: WHAT does that say about YOU? What does that say about our relationship.


This is where all thoughts that this shit is staged went out the window, because at this point instead of talking back all you could here were the girlfriends tears.


Boyfriend: You know what? Thank you, you've done our relationship a huge favor. Because now I know my girlfriend lacks trust and maturity. When I get home I think we need to have--

Girlfriend: (Still crying) No please...

Boyfriend: No, I think we need to sit down, FACE TO FACE, and have a conversation about the future of this relationship.


20 bucks this guy dropped the bitch.


At this point the guy hangs up. The host and co host make awkward small talk and try to cheer the girlfriend up, she's trying to hold frame but she's obviously lost it and now think's that the boyfriend is coming home to break up with her. The host and cohost even try to call the guy back, the phone rings but he does not pick up. They go to break and play songs.

At this point I don't know what happened next. I went inside, showered, and went to work. But I have a feeling they didn't take it any further than that.


In conclusion:

Take this entire event with a grain of salt because we have no way of proving that it wasn't staged. But BECAUSE I know this radio show to be always leaning toward the woman's perspective and well-being (I listen to the radio every morning to and from the gym). I highly doubt this was staged because it didn't feel have a happy ending for the woman, it didn't empower them. Instead it gave all the power to the man.

TL:DR - No, read the whole thing. Trust me it's worth it