I am going to be there for the next weekend for the first time of my life, although I took the Périphérique multiple times on my way to the Biscaya.

I am not so much into all the sightseeing stuff, so what do I definetly not want to miss?

Any tips for clubs apart from the obvious tourist places like the Rex? I read about a club with three areas of Indee music but can't remember it's name or where it was located. Sounded fun though.

Where do those college hotties hang out on a saturday night?

What do I definetly want to miss out? What about Pigalle? Worth visiting, or better save my money to go to a Thai massage club with happy ending you recommend?

I've read that the Metro won't operate from 2:15 to about 5:00 on weekends. When do people in Paris usually go out?

I am not solely interested in clubbing, but also bars, arts, interesting places, whatever.

My french is so rusted, besides my kitchen french, that I'd hardly be able to ask for directions. Thank Google for maps. Oh btw: What about taxis? Risk of skamming?

I'll be staying in Batignolles, if that's of any use.

Thanks in advance for your input.