I'm a successful, tall, built 35 yo and I'm sick of post-wall women trying to nail me down, and I'm tired of fucking CC-riding 20-somethings because to me they all just look dirty. The caked-on makeup and the heat-damaged hair are such huge turnoffs for me, and once they're out of college the smarter ones think they know everything. I'm just over it.

I'm looking to meet a sweet, hopefully virginal 17 (legal in my state) or 18 year old who hasn't gone to college yet, but I don't know where to game high school junior/seniors without coming off like a pedo. I know if I could get ahold of one in a bar I could game her easily, but they're too young for bars. I've tried music festivals like Bonaroo but too many of them are fucked up for my liking. Any bright ideas?