I was talking to this girl the other day, and she was surrounded by some time hoes of hers, they would not leave her alone or give me a word in edge wise, I mean like constant random questions about nothing simply to talk to her.

"Hey [Girl's name how about you rate us on a scale of 1-10?" One of them asks.

Goes around and gives what I believe to be mostly bullshit answers, keep in mind this entire time I had been ignoring her, unfazed by her rating of me and was usually looking straight through her

I ask her what I am personality wise (She always goes on about how much of an asshole I am etc. I knew what was coming)

"You get a 0 on in personality, but you get a 10 in douchebag."

I begin to make my move, asking her what I could do to make it up to her (my intention was to ask her to come over to my house to watch a movie, I suppose I was going to run Hard exterior but soft on the inside game, make her seem like she is special enough to see "the real me" and all that jazz) but one of these guys flat-out interrupts us and asks her "Do you want to come over to my place and watch frozen with me?" (Completely stole my line btw)

Her response is absolute gold, and not 15 seconds after she had gone on and on about how much of a douche I was.

"Sure... Actually, I want to watch it with Ithoughtyoumentweast instead."

This is what you look like fellas. Every fucking time, you make a fool of yourself when you revert back to these behaviors.

To clarify, I am legitimately an asshole to her. I call her out on all her bs as I simply do not have time to entertain her retarded antics, so I don't recommend actually being a douche, but hey if that's what gets it, go for it guess. Also, I am not dashingly handsome or anything. I give the credit to the frame I have around her.