You can't make this shit up. Amazing. I don't have words for that, really...

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GF and i have been dating for 5 months now. This lady and i have have never had intercourse.

[After 1 month] She informs me that one night on vacation she was black out drunk after a long day of heavy drinking on the beach, wakes up in her hotel later that night and her friend tells her that she went off with a pair of guys. Now her friend assumed she had sex, my GF is in denial (being blacked out).

  • One month later? Yeah, when it is completely undeniable and not hideable.
  • Interesting, how comes friend assumes she had sex and GF not?
  • Blame it on the alcohol baby, don't take any responsibility, little princess.

Turns out she is pregnant.

Yeaah, you won the lottery.

... apologizing profusely saying "you don't deserve this, you deserve better".

Gues a normal man would think that too, but ultimately not our beta of the month (probably year):

... that no matter what she decides i will back her 100%.

Yeaah, well what?

My reaction. I'm stunned. I know that shes a good girl, not the most responsible person ever but has a good heart and never wants to hurt anyone.

Yeah, your girl is the little snowflake, she wouldn't harm anyone. She just wants to bang two guys and doesn't want to fuck with you. WOW, just wow.

Also, she is coming from a religious family. If she stays with her and raises another mans child from a threesome. How fucked up would that be? Ultimate AFBB.