Guy post 125 "dont message me if" to OKC. Internet says "probably still single"

2014-07-26T00:32:10+00:00

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2014-07-26T04:06:09+00:00

Don't message me if:

You're less than a 6, not interested.

You're more than an 8, I don't like liars.

2014-07-26T03:28:56+00:00

you don't realize that John Lennon was a "Bono level" douche

That one got to me. Hahaha

nyrp · 2014-07-26T11:30:29+00:00

On Tinder, I'm 33 and wrote to a dozen girls age 18-23. First thing I said: "I'm too old for you."

Every single one wrote back with detectable tingles.

GoldenCeiling · 2014-07-26T09:09:57+00:00

What's wrong with The Doors?

Overzealous_BlackGuy · 2014-07-26T01:27:53+00:00

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spacecase89 · 2014-07-26T05:35:23+00:00

He said he wants someone who believes in feminism and got attacked for it?

dropit_reborn · 2014-07-26T06:18:27+00:00

When I used OKC, my best-performing line by far was under "You should message me if:", where I just put, "Honestly, you probably shouldn't."

exit_sandman · 2014-07-26T08:38:15+00:00

Well, to be honest he will probably still stay single unless by some stroke of luck a woman who coincidentally has the same opinions works through his list and thinks they're soulmates. I personally bothered to read the first 15 entries or so and stopped because it was extremely tedious.

One comment makes me chuckle, though - was something like "imagine there was a girl who completely fit his list but had also one single requirement: "don't message me if you have an extensive list".

Dreamtrain · 2014-07-26T08:42:48+00:00

Pretty sure that huge absurd list is a joke, but it's overdone to the point where it's really not funny, there's better ways to things, specially in online dating sites.

2014-07-26T13:11:47+00:00

Guy is a beta, but he isn't wrong for having standards and limits. He's wrong because his limits don't make any goddamn sense. Who the fuck cares if a chick listens to the Doors? I'm thrilled when a girl I'm fucking shows some interest in good music. Even if she's into music that I don't like or books that aren't my favorite, that's better than a girl who doesn't listen to non-pop music and doesn't read.

Then we have some of these criteria that DO make sense, but should not have to be articulated. For example, specifying you don't want a GF who uses sex as currency makes it sound like you've had that situation a few times before and are bitter about it. What kind of guy winds up in that situation and then complains about it (please, new GF, don't be like my old GF!)? That is setting yourself up for failure - the assumption that you're sex life will be healthy should be unspoken but understood, not vocalized in a passive aggressive way.

Lastly, he comes across like someone who is TRYING but failing to subcommunicate abundance. Acting like you have such a great abundance such that you can eliminate 99.9% of the competition based upon irrelevant minutiae just makes you look retarded when everyone can tell you are not of sufficient SMV to justify that. If Kobe or George Clooney was like "here are 99 traits of a woman I'd consider dating" it comes off as authentic because you know they actually can afford to be that picky. You're beta ass on OKC, an environment where even the best guys get like a 10% response rate? Good joke.

DISMANTLE5 · 2014-07-26T13:11:01+00:00

If this guy is hench, women will think 'ohhh he's just kidding! How funny!'

If the guy is ugly, women will think 'omg what a controlling loser!!'

PlanB_pedofile · 2014-07-26T21:33:02+00:00

Apparently someone's jimmies got rustled or she wouldn't be so hurt over it.

If I see any "do not message me if...." on some womans profile I wouldn't bother wasting my time giving attention.

I wonder if he has a high success rate in messages?

mrp3anut · 2014-07-26T03:12:13+00:00

Too much of this seemed trivial and/ or completely irrelevant.

"You wear big headphones" - wtf really.... how does anyone care enough about headphones for it to make the never talk to me list?

"you consider yourself a happy person" not sure if am missing some piece of wisdom in life but i consider myself happy because i choose to be happy and would expect the same from a woman...

"you think feminism hurts, more than helps, at this point in time" ahh yes never mind i really hopes this guy finds her and enjoys earning his weekly pity fucks for doing all of the house chores while she rants on the internet about feminism.

Anyways, any guy that makes a list of things that he would consider requirements to even speak to him is pretty sad. I would say every man should have baseline requirements for people he would consider to be in any form or relationship with but "eww don't even ask me out if you are x ,y ,x" sounds eerily like a future cat lady.

-Viking- · 2014-07-26T08:08:06+00:00

That list is ridiculous. I would never talk to a girl who had that many on the list. No one will read that, but everyone will be afraid of breaking one of his laws too much to go out with him

Tom_The_Human · 2014-07-26T11:40:27+00:00

What amazes me is the amount of people who don't seem to grasp that this is a joke. Sure the list is way too long but it's meant in jest.

8n0n · 2014-07-27T11:33:43+00:00

Here we go OP; I have done a text version via first OCR and then a tiny bit of formatting, spelling and grammar with minimal change from the content of the source.

http://pastebin.com/tTSHxcU0

I have to admit to a good laugh at some of these; unmentioned thus far in the thread: 'you walk three people wide on the sidewalk'. Totally worth the effort expended into making that for pastebin :)

Title	Guy post 125 "dont message me if" to OKC. Internet says "probably still single"
Author	The_BitterTruth
Upvotes	9
Comments	31
Date	July 26, 2014 12:15 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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