For those of you who cannot be bothered to read long, painful books such as "The Surrendered Wife" or "First Kill All the Marriage Counselors" the author recently published a short piece in Fox News that outlines her methods.

Here: Tips for Saving your Marriage.

This is my mansplaining explanation.

  1. Couples Therapy is disrespectful to men and men need to be respected. Interesting that this was not one of her bullet points but it is the take away for the article.

  2. (this is her #1 bullet point): Stop being a nagging bitch. Shut the fuck up and trust your husband once in a while. COMMUNICATE to him that you trust his judgment then STFU even more- don't bitch and whine if it doesn't go well immediately).

  3. (this is her #2 bullet point): Stop being a nagging bitch and fucking TELL him what will make you happy. Then when he does it SHOW him that it made you happy. I can hear most women right now on reading this: "Communicate" means bitch, complain, and whine about how he needs to change, not....fucking "communicate. What deep magic is this?"

That's it ladies. Can we handle doing that? Hell, combine that with sex on demand and we have the makings of an actual marriage!

Laura Doyle couldn't put give him sex on demand and shut up in a national media publication so she just told the ladies to shut up and quitcherbeefin if they want to "save their marriage."

The bar is...not high and "communicate" does not appear to mean what they seem to think it means.