Even if you're Brad Pitt...

[deleted] · 2016-09-21T13:09:01+00:00

Yeah, so far the claim is that he is having issues with weed and alcohol and becomes abusive. She filed for sole custody, whether she is actually worried about the children or just wants a fat check every month, she has her own issues. She carried a vile of Billy Bob's blood around her neck and used to make out with her brother. And in all honesty, I never her found her that attractive. I don't think its a huge loss. Based on looks alone, Aniston was the better choice anyway.

[deleted] · 2016-09-21T14:11:16+00:00

For every "hot" woman - there is a man so tired of her shit he would rather smoke weed than give a fuck.

aradthrowawayacct · 2016-09-20T20:43:19+00:00

Twice-married & divorced, mentally ill woman with obvious eating disorders and likely BPD? Meh. Not a big loss for him.

UEMcGill · 2016-09-21T12:57:16+00:00

I was glad someone posted this because I still think it's a good example about the pitfalls of marriage.

My take? Jolie is physically sterilized and that is a complete libido killer. Strike one. They are filthy rich, that's strike two. She's a rescuer, a florence Nightengale that's strike three.

Her libido is in the shitter, so now she's hyper focused on saving all these orphans from around the world.

Ole Brad is like, "come on Angie, let's spend a little quality time together..."

But ole Angie is like, "Brad I have to save the children!"

So Brad, he's still drowning in poon, starts to go out for beers with the fellas, runs into Marion who's like "Je Suis Marion, I am pleased to meet you Brad". Now I don't know about you, but in my book there is nothing sexier than a french girl talking to you in that low bedroom whisper.

So even though Marion is at best a 6 to Brad, she's still some strange. So he's like, "Yeah I'm Brad fucking Pitt, let's smash this"

Angie finds out, but she's unimpressed. Her reputation is most important to her, and she puts the blame on Brad, not for being a pussy hound, but for not taking her Florence Nightengale need serious. So she blames it on his "parenting style". Which is what it was, she didn't like him fucking other chicks while she was parenting. They both have a ton of money so there's no fear of resource loss on her part, and she has an over inflated idea of her worth, because actress.

I'm surprised this didn't self destruct sooner.

Aechzen · 2016-09-20T23:46:06+00:00

I'd say good for Brad, bad for the kids. Angie's smv has plummeted. She's 40, had her breasts and ovaries removed.

But Brad is still fine as hell.

redearththeory · 2016-09-21T17:04:55+00:00

I bet divorcing over "parenting styles" means that she wanted to do nothing but kids stuff all the time and was a total bitch to him whenever he wanted to have a beer or fuck (sound familiar anyone?). Guys like Brad Pitt (and rock stars and pro athletes) have women trying to pull them in to closets to fuck all the time and he could have kept that discrete, but I hear it gets a bit impersonal after a decade or two. I bet he started a relationship with Marion Cotillard because she had a more French life perspective on how to be a wife/gf and mother at the same time without letting her kids totally define her as a person like American women tend to do.

A_Rex · 2016-09-20T21:03:15+00:00

Spot fucking on with this line:

Brad Pitt can't quite compare to Brad Pitt

Women will never love you, they love what you are and how you make them feel. Even in my deepest BP days, I said to my wife more than once "you don't love me. You love the idea of me." How right I was.

RPAlternate42 · 2016-09-21T04:02:58+00:00

I've heard it was over parenting differences.

She's not seeking alimony.

Brad Pitt will be fine. Angie on the other hand will also be fine because she's crazy and post wall and had her tits and ovaries removed and has probably given up on any sort of sexual interaction at this point.

I think Jolie is savvy enough to know her worth... and some WK will shack up with her anyways.

And Brad Pitt will be fine.

Darkwoodz · 2016-09-21T00:58:46+00:00

There's so much speculation in this thread it's ridiculous. No one here truly knows any of the details.

bogeyd6 · 2016-09-20T23:25:56+00:00

I would argue that even as Brad Pitt, marriage is a bad idea.

[deleted] · 2016-09-21T14:09:04+00:00

My takeaway: they were together for 10...no issue. Get married and 2 years later: divorce.

Don't fuck with something that isn't broken.

[deleted] · 2016-09-22T15:05:28+00:00

This is also relevant:

Brad Pitt is being investigated for alleged child abuse.

It is alleged that while on their private airplane, Pitt had been drinking, and got verbally and physically abusive with at least two of his and Angelina's kids. It was "anonymously" reported to Los Angeles authorities, who are investigating.

sexyshoulderdevil · 2016-09-20T21:16:25+00:00

Did he get caught cheating by a PI?

Alpha_Rising · 2016-09-20T21:11:20+00:00

Jolie says the split is about difference in parenting styles, particularly with regard to alcohol and marijuana. Doesn't say anything about her trading up for a newer model. For all we know, Brad is crushing twenty-something poon on the side and Jolie found out.

Brad's legendary status remains intact.

screechhater · 2016-09-21T03:12:19+00:00

Ya, she divorced him, but I am sure my wife and many other would drop panties

Werewolf35b · 2016-09-21T20:05:41+00:00

Michael Douglas is friends of thiers. He made an ass of himself when he got drunk with a reporter doing a story on him and he went off on Brad Pitt and Angelina's marriage (paraphrasing) "its not gonna last, saving orphans with her in Africa ? Lol".

Guess he was right.

jcrpta · 2016-09-22T19:31:30+00:00

A relationship works best when the balance of power is ever-so-slightly tipped in favour of the man.

This is why Hilary didn't leave Bill Clinton when he very publicly got a blowjob in office. You or I get a BJ from the office intern, we're quite possibly looking at a divorce. She, however, was married to the president, FFS. Who's she going to branch swing to that would be a better offer?

I don't think Pitt/Jolie had that. They're much more equally matched; she could probably find some other absurdly rich celeb to date quite easily.

Mikesi12345 · 2016-09-21T02:06:07+00:00

The dude was doing drugs and prostitutes. Any woman or man in their right mind would divorce someone like that. I would

sexyshoulderdevil · 2016-09-20T20:23:26+00:00

I saw that on the "news" and but for MRP it would have escaped my notice entirely. Maybe she's still pining for Billy Bob. Wan't he a wild man or something? Why do I have some recollection of amulets of blood?

wanderer779 · 2016-09-21T15:21:28+00:00

I like that line. Reminds me of this interview I read once with a rock and roll groupie. They asked her what everyone was like in bed and she compared them all to Mick Jagger. Then they asked about Jagger and her quote was, "he was good but he's no Mick Jagger."

Frankengregor · 2016-09-21T15:41:43+00:00

This will be an interesting divorce.

Time will tell if BP will be treated poorly by family courts and become a celebrity victim of parental alienation.

Sole custody is sought by AJ and accusations of drug use being tossed around.

the_red_monk · 2016-09-30T17:29:00+00:00

My guess is there might be a lot more going on here than the press got a hold of. Who knows what's really going on...

vedanapatchayatanha · 2016-10-14T12:24:56+00:00

How did Brad fail to maintain attraction in this case? His smv's higher than all of us here combined.

If anything, brad's case seems more a reminder that an mrped marriage isn't divorceproof.

Please correct me if I'm wrong (and I hope I am).

[deleted] · 2016-09-21T10:09:03+00:00

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juanhermit · 2016-09-20T20:46:10+00:00

AWALT

mylowerbackhurts · 2016-09-20T23:45:17+00:00

Yea but she's angelina jolie

Title	Even if you're Brad Pitt...
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Date	September 20, 2016 8:20 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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