Look, I get it. Your situation is unique, you are unique. I know this from the length of your interesting and not boring at all background stories, ripe with defense of the woman we don't even know, all the way to describing all your weak bullshit as a benefit.

Yes, you're well learned, you used to be hot shit in the Air Force (does such a thing even exist?) you are really good at facetime with the kids. Fucking wow.

Come here, because you're a guy, we automatically will put our collective heads together, and sort out how to make you love her again, and her to fuck you back. OK?

A very trusted poster brought up a good point. Why do the other guys even allow you into their locker room? None of you start your posts with what you've done, how much of the sidebar you've read, at least a few of you mention lifting, thank fuck.

And every guy in here sees a little bit of the former them in you, so they offer you some very obvious tips that you would learn in said sidebar, said activities, and the hundreds of top level posts here, and in TRP that takes a 200 word post, and brings it the 1000 word context that makes it click.

You are failing you, ergo, we are failing you, but we will learn from our mistake.

Lead with your accomplishments, this place should be about guys chucking shit in the locker room, swapping success stories, laying out some damn fine learning experiences in their FR.

The days of bitching about your shitty life, then having 20 of us explain to you why your life is shitty, arguing with you the whole way are over.

You will be a man, or you will leave. Get to work brothers, I would say I believe in you, but we all know that I probably shouldn't.

I'd rather see an empty frontpage, than another fucking bitch post. I hamstered it as cautionary tales for those putting in effort to heed. I now see I was bullshitting myself.