I find myself wondering if MRP is actually a con put over on us by women. I'm only half joking. Consider the program:
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Lose weight. Get in great shape. Dress better. Become as attractive as you can.
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Learn to become a Sex God in bed.
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Become OI about not getting sex if she doesn't want to. Just cheerfully move on to the next thing.
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Get shit done around the house, manage the kids, finances, etc.
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Generally improve yourself in every way.
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If your wife is a bitch, realize that it's ultimately your fault. If she's mistreated you in the past, that's on you, not her.
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Always remember that she's a free agent and you can't force her to do anything.
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Do this for a year or so. At the end of the process, make sure you give her a clear warning and a choice before ending the marriage.
Sure, throw in some fem-bashing and let him think he's the captain to make it palatable. But seriously, what's not to like if you're a woman?
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