I was assigned to the Addiction Prevention department and I had to go help them give speeches in the Intro classes, and they were giving the usual list of services they have (Antidoping, Rehab, how they follow up and all) and they mentioned that they also have therapists in case you're depressed, and it can be due to anything from the death of a family member to ending a relationship. Then the woman from the department said something I found very funny, because it was true, but which left the audience dumbfounded:

You know, the girls usually come for a week or two then they're gone, the guys, though, they really care about their relationships. A lot of them come here for a few months, even the rest of the semester, as they get their stuff together.

At that point everybody was confused, mumbling and all, but I could tell they were speaking the truth. Of course, most of the generation will forget they ever heard this, because girls have to be perfect little angels, huh?