The idea just came to me while I was browsing facebook and I saw all the Lebron posts regarding his return to Cleveland.

The analogy - Lebron is the hypergamous female who is about to hit the wall, Miami is the alpha whom he wanted to play around with during his prime, and Cleveland is the beta that he came back to after he got his fun from his alpha Miami.

I think it's pretty self-explanatory but to go on more detail, Lebron was the sweet young thing everyone wanted at first, he met this nice little team named Cleveland who loved and adored him but from whom he could not get what he wanted from (championships) at that time so he left fot the alpha team, Miami. He got his needs met there (2 rings) but then he realized he was getting old, couldn't win anymore (at least with that team) so he decided to go back to his beta bucks for the unconditional blue pill love.

Not exactly a perfect analogy but I thought it was a somewhat interesting thought. Hope you guys like it. And sorry for the shoddy writing style.