Because there isn't enough attention whoring behaviour in the world:

Ladies: Now you can free your nipples without going topless

Ladies: If you want to take a stand against censorship and fight for gender equality, but may not be ready to pull a Scout Willis and walk through the streets of New York topless, there is now a bikini top that lets you bare all without baring anything at all. Meet the Ta-Ta Top, a bikini top fashioned after the female body, which features a nipple on each cup.

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a walk with my dick flopping around. It's not indecent exposure, its a political statement!