So I just called my former roommate out on him bragging on reddit about "I've deployed to some awful fucking joints. Trust me, most of it was looking for the worst idea possible, as in the enemy. IF, he was army or marines, and only IF he was combat arms. But literally, more time was spent looking for fuckers than actually doing anything against them"

First, he is an army reservist who was never deployed. Second, he doesn't even go to his reserve job when he's supposed to, so he doesn't get paid and he owes me over a thousand dollars for rent, which brings me to my next point.

He always talks about being "red pill" and how the woman is "looking for a provider" He demonstrates this by fucking a bunch of fat, skanky, single mothers that he meets on tinder. Undoubtedly he showed them my apartment, filled with my things, like seriously owned nothing, not even the futon he fucked them on, and didn't pay me a dime of rent, and then has the gall to brag that "he's a provider and alpha as fuck" on top of it he stole from me, always seemed to be boiling some strange food without a lid when the apartment was 90 degrees already, left every cabinet open and every light on, and collected used cigarette butts and rolled his own causing my apartment to smell like shit. His room smells like a wet dog even though he has been gone for two weeks.

But my biggest problem with him was how he always tried to "force team" me. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an example would be when a guy is hitting on a chick at the bar and says something like "hey, where are WE going next". Basically, trying to integrate his identity into his and my identity by using "we". "We should buy a tv" or "we should start a business" when really he wanted me to pay for this because he knew I was put on disability by veteran affairs.

Anyway, I kicked him out but he still tries to scheme his way back into the picture. I know he reddits all the time because he never shuts the fuck up about it, and frequently reposts reddit material on Facebook as if it were his own. So, if anyone could fit all of this in a meme or think of a way to coherently post all of this so it makes the front page that would be great.

there's just too much scumbag for one meme.

And if you read this johnnyputtputt, fuck you.