So here goes my little fucked up tale of woe.

Wife isn't fucking me, been years coming up to 5. I have gained confidence talking to everyone. Started chatting up a woman online (stupid) via tinder... Transpires she is new to the area and literally moved in 2 doors down. (I wish that was a joke)

My wife talks to everyone... I can imagine it now... "Yeah I have already met your husband on a dating app"

And that gents is how you really fuck it up. So my option here is plain and simple if confronted I simply have to "own it" and take it on the chin. I'm not a troll but I think I'm fucked?