Girls are fun

Whisper · 2014-09-04T22:14:06+00:00

Add in your creativity and your physical self...

Laughing my ass off over here. I know HumanSockPuppet personally, and he's working on it, but still kinda fat.

This just helps show the great truth that there is no trait that a woman won't think is attractive if she's already attracted.

If you're fat, she'll think you're big and strong, or "cuddly". If you're skinny, she'll think you're fit and talk about how she hates "meatheads". If you're smart and talk a mile a minute, she'll think you're fascinating and always have a plan for everything. If you almost never say anything, she'll think you're confident and don't have anything to prove to anyone.

Just get those tingles going, and her hamster will do the rest.

87GNX · 2014-09-04T20:55:46+00:00

I love how your entire side of the conversation is just a series of Roissy text game posts. These bitches formulaic.

alpha_i · 2014-09-04T18:17:17+00:00

Your replies to her texts are just perfect. Being a man of few words via texts lets that hamster spin!

AlienSunrise · 2014-09-04T18:22:03+00:00

Haha "I can't figure out why you turn me into a little slutty sex addict, please tell me that my actions are justified and I'm not really a slut" is all I read there.

redpillshadow · 2014-09-04T18:30:55+00:00

You are being a massive dick to her and that results in her praising your personality. You can't make that shit up even if you tried.

bobbybluepill · 2014-09-04T19:20:26+00:00

"You're goofy." Great line. Bravo.

TheWastedYearz · 2014-09-04T22:24:50+00:00

Op is good looking, the chick is mediocre...

im almost 100% sure

erthian · 2014-09-04T18:25:35+00:00

This is why more people should read Chateau Heartiste. You are Satans apprentice and she loves it

dustyh55 · 2014-09-04T23:09:54+00:00

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Zanford · 2014-09-04T21:18:58+00:00

Well played. Her use of her dirty pics as beta-bait dangled rewards is major biotch territory so you were right to go with the hard, Spartan Heartiste game.

ForgotMyNameGG · 2014-09-05T01:47:42+00:00

I gotta say, whenever I see an ellipsis, it brings up this irrational anger in me.

But otherwise gj op lol

youreunbelieveable · 2014-09-04T19:46:32+00:00

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The_Americano · 2014-09-04T20:30:58+00:00

Keep doing you OP, keep doing you!

awfuljokes · 2014-09-05T01:56:47+00:00

I'm new to TRP but why do you let her over to your place? Tom Leykis always says to go to her place so the girl can't come over during strange hours and spy on you when you're with other girls. Also, you can leave her house anytime versus if she comes over she'll want to spend the whole day with you.

chadchadington · 2014-09-05T04:04:13+00:00

Respect the hamster, gents. The wheel spins both ways.

Tom_The_Human · 2014-09-05T15:26:42+00:00

I'm not really that type of person that just jumps into bed

Since discovering TRP this has quickly become the funniest sentence in the English language, to me.

GWBuffalo1847 · 2014-09-06T18:15:12+00:00

Dude,

They love this shit. Girl who had been sleeping with me behind her bf back loved to be like. "GWBuffalo1847, I can't be around you because your presence is intoxicating." So, I'm going to fuck you again. lmao

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Mike · 2014-09-04T22:19:50+00:00

Seems like you just have zero game and this dumb ass girl misinterprets that as "mystique".

2014-09-04T23:00:20+00:00

? This girl is not in any way loving being blown off. She's obviously very insecure about the fact that you've already slept together and is trying to get you to say it's ok and that you appreciate that she's more than just a convenient fuck, which you obviously don't. Not faulting you for that, if that's how you feel, but anyone here who thinks that this girl is becoming more attracted to him because of his responses is way off. She's becoming more desperate and insecure, and that's about it.

JJBonesaw · 2014-09-04T18:19:34+00:00

Good work bro. I would like to see some more text game of yours

MrRexels · 2014-09-04T22:12:35+00:00

Fuck, you finally found a woman that actually knows how to write texts and use proper grammar and she's letting you use her as a cum dumpster. Fuck.

Mikay55 · 2014-09-04T20:02:48+00:00

Can't blame you. I'd fuck me too.

Gave me a laugh. Bravo. It really goes against what society preaches at us from a young age, but fuck, trp works wonders.

mordanus · 2014-09-04T20:24:14+00:00

That last agree an amplify made me chuckle. Nicely done.

TheReason13 · 2014-09-05T00:10:45+00:00

First class. He definitely "gets it"

BitingInsects · 2014-09-05T09:25:48+00:00

Not knocking any game. But I'm really curious as to what these girls look like. What do these plates look like?

xwm · 2014-10-28T17:33:38+00:00

"Can't blame you, I'd fuck me too."

Lost my shit. Perfect line.

slappywhyte · 2014-09-04T18:34:21+00:00

perfect example of when a girl is sprung, blows their mind compared to what they are normally used to with regular chumps

2014-09-05T00:56:45+00:00

I'm gonna start doing this. This is funny and personal anecdotes are always good.

billsmashole · 2014-09-05T01:06:49+00:00

Can you all define plate and hamster for me in this context? I'm new to TRP, so I don't know all the terms yet. I like this sub reddit because I feel like it's a natural continuation of the Tao of Badass book.

2014-09-04T23:59:25+00:00

I'm pretty much the same exact situation as you bro. Getting some tonight. Good stuff man.

Stryker000 · 2014-09-05T04:19:44+00:00

Shitty text message in trp

Sure seems beta to me.

2014-09-05T00:19:53+00:00

Beautiful, beautiful texting.

Well executed and it got the hamster rolling.

Title	Girls are fun
Author	HumanSockPuppet
Upvotes	307
Comments	95
Date	September 4, 2014 6:15 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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