Inspired by this thread in which a man asks about a mommmy makeover for his woman.

What about the other side of that coin? I have worked out for years, am pretty ripped and in the best shape of my life including all the years of High School football. Yesterday I did 4x10 curls, 50 situps on the machine and ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes.

I have lost way more than 20 pounds while greatly increasing my muscle mass. I have dropped two full sizes of pants as a result of a couple of different diets (Atkins, low carb and paleo, no grains) and most important I have maintained those gains.

The problem? Even after all that my BMI is north of 25%, my weight classifies me as "obese" (barely, but yah) and I cannot get rid of the last 15-20 pounds right around the gut. I am talking 2 saddlebags of 5 pounds each and probably 15 pounds of fat right in the belly.

So cue the violins but check out this powerful male hamster. These fat cells were put their by my mother in elementary school so it is not my fault. I was sick for almost the full year and she took that opportunity to force feed me a couple of 2,000 calorie milk shakes every day. All those doctors visits and nobody ever said anything about me ballooning up like that.

So, I want the evil purged. Sucked out. Gone. I want a tummy tuck and liposuction. I want those 20 pounds of ancient 3rd grade milk shakes I have been carrying around all these decades gone forever. I know I am weak sauce for even considering a quick fix like that so fuck you very much and do tell just how weak sauce it might be if you choose that route of inquiry.

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