Playing with my wife's hamster.

[deleted] · 2014-10-02T04:32:13+00:00

She got mightily offended and demanded to know if I had a back up wife.

I snarled and stated that I was never getting married again. Ever.

Your post if a perfect example of why I enjoy being a member of this community

[deleted] · 2014-10-02T13:54:33+00:00

Admitting that you would prioritize your daughters over some new fling, in my honest opinion, is not beta at all. It's the most masculine, alpha thing that emanates being a responsible leader. You didn't specify that you wouldn't be fucking girls here and there. Just that you are not going to jeopardize the wellbeing of your family, the people you take care of.

Nothing beta to that.

The only thing you said was... If this marriage fails, my daughter are priority number one. Even with all the MGTOW and increasing SMV talk around here... (putting yourself at number one)... there is only one exception... and that's kids. You literally said you are not putting what you have aside for a woman... sounds pretty Alpha to me.

RedPillSafe · 2014-10-02T13:29:25+00:00

It's always great to hear married men use Red Pill wisdom to execute in realtime the right behaviors.

Well played.

WoodyHarrlesonsAgent · 2014-10-02T14:50:34+00:00

I look back fondly on being married sometimes. The things I miss most are feeling like someone out there really cared about me and was looking out for me. Having someone who is a partner in life that kept me grounded and had strengths that meshed with my weaknesses. I enjoyed having a family and living that life.

But it wasn't meant to be.

Now I am my own source of strength. I keep myself grounded. I raise my kids by myself and I never have to argue with anyone about it. I'm trying really hard to put myself first and take care of myself.

One of the biggest problems with putting someone else first is that you will always come last. And you teach them that you should come last.

[deleted] · 2014-10-02T06:30:45+00:00

for those of us who flee from conflict, they're just words, being tossed around back and forth.

you can always turn em around.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-10-02T15:58:07+00:00

I had a similar conversation after the post referenced as I was laying in bed following some good sex. Sometimes I play with my wife's hamster also.

Me: "I read today that 50% of women have a backup husband in mind while they are married. Who is yours?

Her: "Oh darling, you know I don't have a backup husband."

Me: "Well I have a backup wife in mind."

Her: (suddenly sitting up and alert). "Wait, what are you talking about."

Me: "Hmmm."

Her: (grabbing my arm and snuggling next to me) "Who is it?"

Me: (kissing her lightly and getting up from bed smiling a shit eating grin): "I am not going to tell you."

Her: (Laying back and folding her arms crossly with a little girl pout). "You know, sometimes I really love you but sometimes I think you are just an asshole."

Me: (smirking and turning to leave the room before turning back and making hot eye contact while holding it just a little long): "I know."

345613247120934249 · 2014-10-02T20:14:16+00:00

Whats dread? It's not in the glossary.

chasethenoise · 2014-10-03T17:10:24+00:00

Snarled. Lol. I'd have sent you to the doghouse.

[deleted] · 2014-10-02T11:42:35+00:00

Good job maintaining frame as well.

Mrswhiskers · 2014-10-02T06:53:20+00:00

Since when does a "Why?" not suffice? I've never understood asking so many questions in a row with out letting the other person answer.

melaffu · 2014-10-02T13:51:57+00:00

Jesus, you sound like one tiresome person. Isn't the red pill all about improving oneself? Why purposely make yourself an obnoxious bastard?

kempff · 2014-10-02T07:25:02+00:00

well I'm one of the half who don't!

I would have retorted, "well, does [my best bro] know you don't?"

And instead of saying I'd never marry again, I would have said, cryptically, in the best powertalk I could muster, "You're a tought act to follow."

I'm not disagreeing with you, brother. I'm just suggesting alternatives for the peanut gallery.

She wanted to know if I was not happy. She wanted to know if she had offended me.

I would have asked, "Have you loved, honored, and obeyed me? Because that's what they remember. Not the stereotypically-chosen readings from Corinthians. Not the music. Not your dress. Not your hair, not your perfume, not the goddamn 6yo ringbearer and his sister dumping rosepetals up the aisle. Not the ten grand of flowers. Not the food. Not the DJ. No tears came to anyone's eyes when the organist shredded Wagner and Widor and sheep may safely graze. The tears came, if you happened to notice someone other than yourself that day, when you swore, to me, before God almighty, and in front of the congregation, to do your wifely and motherly duty to me and to my [strategically not saying "our"] children. - oh and maybe I saw an additional tear shed when the venue management presented your Dad with the bill - So I guess my question to you is, why do you ask?"

And depending on how tired I was at the end of my day, I would have ordered her to "show me some appreciation", wink wink nudge nudge.

[deleted] · 2014-10-02T18:23:52+00:00

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Title	Playing with my wife's hamster.
Author	tsudonimh
Upvotes	199
Comments	61
Date	October 2, 2014 3:56 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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