I'm coming back from a long day in the university when this overweighed dude with a silly haircut stops a German 8 and strikes a conversation out of thin air like magic.

I was walking and I saw that. That's when my jaw fucking dropped. A few minutes later, he takes his phone out and types her number or adds her on Facebook or I dunno.

Just seeing the whole thing happening in real fucking life was so perturbing. The guy wasn't as attractive as the pickup artists on YouTube. I swear his beer belly and boobs were bouncing when he ran up to her and stopped her.

I'm just saying that it looked fucking amazing and I don't think I can pull this off with my current knowledge. So where to start guys? I want to get me some plates.