Intro:
Humor and cultural norms have evolved, along with shit tests themselves. While Agree and amplify has worked well in the past, it has already been replaced with Ironic Acknowledgment and it's time for you to catch up.
What is Agree and Amplify, how did it work?
Simply put, A&A (Agree and amplify), is where you agree with someone, and amplify their argument to the point of absurdity.
Ex:
Her: You're such a douchebag You: Yea, cuz you'll only find me in the pussy Her: Wow that's disgusting You: I like to hang out in the garbage afterwards
While humorous to the speaker, it only proves the listener right in 2019 Liberal LogicTM and makes you seem autistic for not understanding that bloopies in 2019 are going to defeat A&A with:
Litteral Interpretation:
A&A is dependent on the listener having a sense of humor, which fails in 2019 where everything is offensive, even sarcasm, and with remarks that are obviously humorous. A&A is defeated when your listener takes what you say at face-value, or breaks the fourth wall and acknowledges that you are trying to make a joke of the issue.
Her: You're such a douche bag You: A&A Her: You're not funny and this isn't a joke
**A&A doesn't work in the age of Liberal-Logic******TM Virtue-signaling as A&A is meant to be an Anti-Virtue Signal. With A&A you are directly competing with liberals by saying, "I don't care about the issue." Where as they are directly competing with you by saying, "You're subhuman for not caring". Your plausible deniability is out the window along with any sort of mystery you could have had.
Here liberals are trying to squeeze you for sweet orange flavored validation juice, and you let them when you A&A. Instead give them Lime Juice with...
Ironic Acknowledgement:
Here is some verbal Jui-Jitsu where you use your opponents momentum against them and defeat them with leverage. Key here is to hold Frame and deliver with as much sarcasm as possible. When people try to squeeze you for an answer you just give them the answer they want from a disingenuous point of view. Taking your statements at face-value is self defeating for the listener. Most people get tired right away after squeezing you and getting pure salt.
Dealing with accusations:
IA (Ironic Acknowledgment)
Her: Are you even listening to me?
You: Yea, so interesting
Vs: A&A
Her: Are you even listening to me? You: Every single word
IA
Her: I can't believe you're making a joke out of this
You: This is so super serious
vs A&A
Her: I can't believe you're making a joke out of this You: Not any more of a joke then your relationship with your dad
Her:
On the surface A&A and I&A (Ironic Acknowledgement) seem to function in similar ways, however A&A depends on your listener traveling with you as you attempt to blast their argument into outerspace. If they stay grounded you look like an idiot, or you just blow up the situation in a fashion that makes her genuinely angry vs playful angry.
Dealing with Arrogance:
One of the strongest uses of IA is dealing with egotistical women in a way that deflates their ego, not justifies it like A&A. Using A&A on egotistic women simply feeds their sense of self righteousness while Ironic Acknowledgment gives them exactly what they were asking for, in a way that makes them feel stupid for asking for it.
Fatty: Don't you think i'm soooo hot?
You: Yup, definitely hot for sure, mhm.
Stuck up Stacy: I'm like such a nice person, Everybody on my twitch tells me!
You: Mhm, They're definitely watching for your personality.
Here even if it's obvious that you're disagreeing with her, you're feeding her-own-kind-of-bullshit right back to her so she knows how full of shit she is. Even if she tries to spite you for your disingenuous actions, appearances are maintained and ultimately she has to accept her own retardation
Her: Wow that's so mean of you
You: Mean how?
Her: You just called me x, y, z.
You: Nope, I was totally agreeing with how x, y, z you are (Sarcasm is key)
vs A&A which will remove the plausible deniability and escalate the situation (= no sex for u)
Her: Does this dress makes me look fat You: Yea it's the dresses fault Her: You just called me fat! Her: Anger ensues, pussy clamps shut
Conclusion:
While A&A has some circumstances where it can still be applicable, Liberal virtue signaling along with the destruction of humor has left it vulnerable to Literal Interpretation - a death sentence for A&A. A&A is self defeating in the sense that it gives off the impression that you care about the shit-test, while leaving you vulnerable, and ultimately failing it (As the whole point is to demonstrate that you don't care). Irony and sarcasm maintain plausible deniability, while demonstrating to your listener that you don't give a fuck about her shit-test, and one of the quickest ways to make her pussy wet in the process.
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