Ex I haven't spoken with in a year messages

2016-07-24T22:43:38+00:00

I loved your response. TBH, it's easy to be on the other side and say, "No, don't do it" but if I was in a dry spell and my ex wanted to hook up, I'd probably say yes.

youcantdenythat · 2016-07-24T21:20:56+00:00

hahahaha... if you have to ask then the answer is no.

freeligious · 2016-07-25T01:01:48+00:00

Me: "Idk how fat are you now"

Her: "Wow fuck you I can't believe I messaged you thinking you wouldn't be an asshole"

Judging by her reaction, she's definitely fat.

AdjectiveSaint · 2016-07-25T01:56:04+00:00

You had me at "IDK how fat are you now"....

Thewelshpill · 2016-07-25T09:29:24+00:00

"Idk how fat are you now"

that's the best shit ive ever read on this sub, fucking creased

awalt_cupcake · 2016-07-24T22:50:37+00:00

Go for it but treat her like any other plate. There's some guide here around here somewhere about hooking up with exes. Basically it went like this:

Meet in public
HUG her when you meet her
Have a good time
Get ready to cut the meeting brief
When you both say goodbye she's going to want to hug you again- DON'T
Politely dodge hug and shake her hand or something equivalent
This will make her think she did something wrong and eagerly seek your approval
She will text you. Prepare logistics.
Fuck her (PLATE STATUS ONLY)

2016-07-25T02:51:53+00:00

Never fuck an ex.

Your reply was gold though.

McLarenX · 2016-07-25T03:32:43+00:00

freeligious is right, she's fat and wants to get validated by getting fucked.

TheRealPancomplex · 2016-07-25T06:46:34+00:00

To quote from : The 15 most common mistakes I see day in and day out

3 - Acting like a dog and returning to its own vomit So many posts on AskTRP. "Hey, I saw my ex, what should I do" or "My ex texted me, do I respond" or "Should I try to get back with my ex?". The answer is always no. She is your ex for a reason. Either you fucked up by being a beta faggot, and the amount of investment required to change her view of you as a beta faggot isn't worth it. Or you were alpha and she dumped you anyway, and therefore she isn't LTR material since she is a branch swinger. A dog returns to its own vomit. You are not a dog. Exes should always be nexted. Period. There are 3.5 billion other women out there. Going back to your ex is backdoor oneitis. Why focus on damaged goods?

immyownworstenemy · 2016-07-25T05:29:18+00:00

Ask yourself this question instead: if you were drowning in pussy, would you still squeeze her into your schedule? If yes, I guess you could fuck around a bit with her. However, please note as a disclaimer that I'm assuming you already fucked ten other women to get over her, as its been a year since you last made contact with each other. If I'm wrong in assuming that, then you should pass.

GoldenCocaine · 2016-07-25T01:18:13+00:00

Lmao! Up voted

thawayred · 2016-07-25T15:58:50+00:00

*** achievement unlocked ***

Shitlord of the Month

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-07-25T17:28:28+00:00

Hahahaha best response. Though you possibly ruined your chances for poon. If she's the insecure/spiteful type this will trigger her.

Concerning your question. Just don't allow her to cause drama with you and you'll be fine. When she throws a tantrum soft next her for a couple of days. Ignore or walk away, but never react.

seattleron · 2016-07-25T21:49:11+00:00

Well, that is probably gonna make her hate...how bad she wants to fuck you now.

zigg-_-zagg · 2016-07-25T12:48:27+00:00

You're reply was gold.

chewbackaflocka · 2016-07-25T15:07:58+00:00

The fact that she called you an asshole, you're in there man. You're in a drought too? Man you better tear that up.

gabilromariz · 2016-07-25T16:56:42+00:00

Don't

2016-07-25T18:55:19+00:00

Holy shit. The last response was pretty funny.

top-notch-alpha · 2016-08-16T17:29:46+00:00

"Idk how fat are you now" i shit myself.

dons90 · 2016-11-18T22:22:13+00:00

Idk how fat are you now

This is one of the most savage replies ever. I love it.

LukeRhinehart34 · 2016-07-24T23:57:04+00:00

jeez man, its not like she cheated on you or anything, that was a bit harsh. being rude doesn't make you an alpha

Title	Ex I haven't spoken with in a year messages
Author	pallydin1289
Upvotes	108
Comments	49
Date	July 24, 2016 9:14 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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