Inspired by this thread in AITA
Guy and girl are in an LDR separated by 6 time zones.
Even the girl knows it's not right, since the girl asks the guy if it bothers him. He says "if the guy touches your hips/ass", something to that effect, and she calls him "controlling".
Another line of reasoning she offers is that it "just happened to her", even though she knew the exact number of "just happeneds".
By that logic women can almost never cheat because they are almost never the pursuer?
But then again, if you're dating someone who goes clubbing (esp. regularly), you're going to really trust them to not grind dance with anyone? How?
"Oh sure there exist people who can be trusted to not do something they are being constantly propositioned to do that feels good while drunk in a dark place with loud music where no one will ever find out"
Lol.
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