Who Am I?
I am a corporate guy who is overweight and pretty ugly. I have a good job (AKA decent income) and I would say a pretty decent personality. I enjoy the chase more then the reward. I have developed a way that I use to pick up ladies. Its not for everyone and if your an attractive charming in shape guy you could do without this process. But if your an ugly overweight man like myself...charm only goes so far.
Baseball Approach
- You won't pick every girl up, even winning just 20% of the time is good!
- 3 strikes (AKA drinks...and he's either hit a home run or he's out)
Rules
- Do not be afraid of ending a conversation
- Do not be afraid of rejection, in fact take it in stride and grace (this could pay dividends)
- You must be funny/charming/engaging
- Don't smell
- Dress as good as you can. For example I look much better in jeans and a button up dress shirt then I do jeans and a T-shirt
- Know how to introduce sexual topics into a conversation without sounding like a pervert. I find jokes is the best way to accomplish this
- People love to talk about themselves, get the girls to talk about themselves it gives you more info and makes them feel good
Scouting it out
For me, I'll go to a bar find a secluded but good place to survey the girls and pick a group of girls that seem to be having fun. Before I go i'll select the girl I'm going after. I'll pay attention to what she is wearing. Does she have earrings? A ring? A bracelet? highlights? Does she have eye lashes? I try to look for things that you know a girl spent time/thought on but isn't painfully obvious. Stay away from shoes/dress I find this TOO EASY.
The Approach/Compliment
Next I decide on what to compliment her on. I also prepare several questions behind, and mentally insure I don't sound like "Nice necklace, can I get your number" it will be more of a "nice necklace is that gold? How many karats? Where did you get it? I really like how it blah blah" something. compliment her choice on it. You complimenting her intelligence...which is a good thing!
As a rule of thumb I tend to go for the middle of the pack. I don't like the ugly ones, and the hot ones are used to being hit on and will easily reject you regardless of your confidence or approach.
Conversation 1
Right after you start a conversation, ask open ended questions that require her answer with more then a simple yes/no. Talk about her jobs, her family, her passion, her studies, etc.
Now an important thing to remember is...REMEMBER WHAT SHE FUCKING TELLS YOU if she says "I'm a RN and work at Hospital ABC in the ICU" coming back and say "So what hospital do you work at" is a sure fire way to ruin your changes.
Also TRY and relate to her experience...however DO NOT LIE...unless you know your lie really fucking well
Also ask what I call "string questions" so for example I'll say
"Whats your job?" She goes "I'm a nurse" I go "O really my mom is a nurse, what is your favorite part about being a nurse?" she goes "I really like to help deliver babies" I go "O that's really great, what do you think the most important part in having a successful pregnancy" etc...see?
Also you should be as I like to say "1 inch more excited then her" so don't go overboard that will seem fake. Just a little bit more interested then her. Also watch her body language 70% of what a person feels/says comes from body language...hell go take a class on body language it will help you out so much in life.
Watch her drink level, as it gets lower start move on to the next step
Drink 1
"I could (key word) get you another drink" they of course respond with "O really, thank you" to which I fire back and highlight the "I could part" at this point we start negotiating. What do we negotiate for? Well I want one of three things for the first drink. Do not lay down and just buy a drink it'd be more productive to throw your money away. I like to ask for one of the following
- A kiss on the cheek
- A hug (least desirable, with the biggest failure rate)
- A phone number (I have them punch the number in my phone and immediately call it so they can have my number, this is also a test to ensure they didn't lie to me) I would like to add if they hesitate...this is a warning sign. Its not uncommon for a girl to agree to give you a number and then hand out a fake number. I've often times been out right rejected at this point. That means its time to move on.
They normally find this entertaining and are more then happy to commit to one of those three things. (I'll ask for which one I want)
I won't give them a list, I'll say "I'll buy you a drink if you give me a kiss on the cheek?" or "How about a hug?" (this is actually kind awkward)
Or "Give me your phone number"
Now in today age everyone has a cellphone. So this is how you get the phone number
Take your phone out and have them punch in your number, ask them to pull out their phone to save your number and call it.
This does several things for you
- It ensures they give you a real number
- It ensures they didn't make a mistake
- It lets you judge their real commitment level
If they hesitant or say no stand your ground don't cave. If they refuse don't buy them a drink and find a nice way to end contact with them and restart the process.
Now after they've fulfilled their commitment to you (hug, kiss or ph #) you order the drink and continue the conversation.
Qualify Her Availability
We rinse and repeat for the next drink...BUT with higher stakes. However before you move onto drink 2 you need to confirm her availability. Basically making sure she single or...open to the idea of going out with you. Like if she says "Yea I got a boyfriend and he's a totally fucking douche bag" well...depending your morals it maybe available.
I normally keep this question pretty straight forward "Are you seeing somebody now?" if they say yes its 95% of the time over. If they say no move forward to the 2nd drink.
Drink 2
Now its time for the next drink. (assuming you have decided to go this far) you do the same step as before "I could buy you another drink" now the commitment level is going up. A escalation per say.
If you do not have a phone number at this point its a requirement you get it period. DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT BUY A 2nd DRINK WITHOUT A PHONE NUMBER. And ensure the phone number is legit. So you need to be guaranteed a phone number PLUS one of the two below options:
- A kiss (not on the cheek) (plus phone number)
- Ask a sexual question (plus a phone number)
If you do the kiss it should be a mini make out session, no tongue but more then just a simple peek on the checks. Also be a good kisser. If you suck at kissing DO NOT TAKE THIS APPROACH
If you go for the sexual question remember you have permission to ask a very blunt question. They are prepared and most likely excited to answer. Remember women love to have an orgasm just as much as men do. So I like to ask
"What is the easiest way to achieve an orgasm?" every girl will answer differently. If she says any answer that seems to involve solo play as in no partner qualify the question with "What if a man is involved?"
If you have gone this far...congrats but keep your emotions in check but its looking PRETTY good for you about now.
I would say the question is more powerful then the kiss. The kiss can go wrong, you can fumble and screw something up. The question will get her mind racing.
Now assuming everything is going well get her the 2nd drink and continue the conversation.
Drink 3
Now get the drink, do the conversation again and go for a 3rd...and FINAL drink. This is the closing time. The time you inform the girl (In a nice way) you control this situation. The next set of commitments will require trust on her part. However it will also demonstrate your control on the engagement.
The commitment needs to be
- Go back to your place (preferred)
- Change location (without her friends/etc)
If you take option 2 make it perfectly clear that you intend on it being just you and her. If she agrees its a very good sign. It means she trusts you, and likes you enough to leave her friends behind. It also gives you control of where you go.
Now if you decide to go the "change venue" route make sure you pick place that is romantic...of the radar is preferred.
Conclusion
If you've successfully gone through all 3 drinks I would say you have a 70% chance of being laid. Remember if even after 3 drinks it doesn't work DO NOT GET UPSET. Maybe make up a follow up appt (AKA date) some girls WILL NOT HAVE SEX on the first encounter.
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