How To Fuck Quasi Autistic Phone-Tarded Sluts In 2020

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Let's start by stating the obvious. The Manosphere exists out of a synergistic relationship between PUA hucksters who misrepresent their sex lives and clueless beta males who uncritically believe the bullshit. If everyone is so interested in helping you navigate the sexual marketplace, where is the guide on tricking a club bitch into washing her nasty club pussy after she turned up at your bropartment? You're not going to find that guide. Why? Because the grittiness of fucking whores is a turnoff to the beta males who fantasize about them. The Alpha Black Wolf Seduction guide is a much better sell than the Ay Yo Bitch Wash That Pussy So That I Can Stay Hard While We Fuck guide.

Now ask yourself how is believing in another man's delusional fairy tale going to personally help you get sex? Isn't that just treating blue pill with more blue pills? If a person's entire identity and business model is built on reinforcing beta male delusions by uncritically regurgitating sex scenes from Hollywood action films, how is that going to help you put your real penis inside a real vagina?

Fantasies and anti-fantasies distort men's perspectives and make it more difficult for them to achieve their goals. If you’re traversing a desert see the desert for what it is so that you can navigate it correctly. Fantasizing about meeting unicorn Cinderella is counter-productive, likewise having paranoid incel anti-fantasies is also not beneficial. Today we are going to take a hard realist view, on the 2019 sexual marketplace, a place where ⅔ of women are overweight or obese and ⅕ are on antidepressants. The American Sexual marketplace is the absolute worst. However, it's the one that the majority of the Red Pill operates in so that's what we're going to discuss.

The American family is the most fucked that is has ever been which means that American women who are the product of the American family are the most fucked they've ever been. Keep in mind, I'm not taking a tradcuck moralist position. The men here are the product of exactly the same process and aren't any better. In other words, this is a guide for sewer-men to fuck sewer sluts in the sewer. We're not in the 1950's where three dates and a bouquet of flowers gets you a kiss. This isn't the 70's where you could barter cocaine for anal at the disco. Nor is this the PUA 2000s where you can dress like a steampunk pirate and cocky and funny your way into a taxi blowjob. We're three months away from 2020. Twenty-year-old women are autistic phone-tards who experience the world through technology and malfunction the minute reality doesn't conform to the virtual. Your sexual strategy needs to reflect that.

Just as twenty-year-old men of AskTRP are incapable of authentic unscripted human interaction, so are women. What remains of conversation, if you can even call it that, is people taking turns emoting in response to rigid set of memes, exactly like a Tik-Tok video. If you don't believe me treat yourself to a fancy Sunday brunch and observe these robo-Rachels in their natural habitat. Unlike previous generations, these people grew up immersed in smartphone and zero tolerance public education safe zones, so they are incapable of handling any uncertainty. If you say anything that deviates too much from NPC script, they'll freeze awkwardly like a deer about to get plowed by redneck in a Ford F-150.

Speaking of plowing into maladjusted half-retarded animals, here's the key thing you need to understand if you want to vag-plow this generation of 20 year olds. More so than any prior generation this generation of women lacks continuity of experience and is unable to conceptualize the world into a big picture. One minute they have a boyfriend the next minute they have a strange dick in their vagina. It just happened. They experience reality as a quasi-schizophrenic series of unrelated events because that's how reality is felt on the internet. Since most of their waking day is spent immersed in smartphones, they understand physical reality as if it's virtual reality. When a woman ghosts a man in her mind she is simply navigating to the next webpage.

The younger the woman and the greater and the percentage of her life that was spent immersed in her smartphone, the lower her attention span and continuity of experience. What this means in practical terms is that unless you're interested in dried up cougar or technologically isolated Afghan girl, you are going to have to ditch the slow PUA style of the VHS 90s and DVD 2000s and move to a fast high energy 2020 meme style.

What this means in practice is that you need to make everything a joke and not a joke at the same time. Tell her that she should come up for coffee but only if she promises not to use you for your huge muscles and gigantic penis. Be so ironic you don't have to take responsibility for banging her. Make her reveal her "slutty side" and act surprised that she sucked your penis instead of appreciating your high thread count bed sheets. After you nut down her piehole, cuddle and talk like a romcom beta so the event isn't misclassified as grape. Tell her how proud you are of her for showing her full sexual side and living her truth, without being inhibited by the patriarchy that was dissolved 200 years ago. That's how you get her to blow you again by disguising your refractory period as a heart to heart. That's how you fuck in 2020 instead of masturbating to how James Bond fucks in the movies or how some dude allegedly fucked in his ultimate seduction DVDs.

If you're looking to strengthen your body with difficult workouts and your mind with difficult books, so you're not retarded like Sluts this guide teaches you to fuck send me a PM.

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Title How To Fuck Quasi Autistic Phone-Tarded Sluts In 2020
Author GayLubeOil
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Date 22 October 2019 04:14 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]redpill77262 points263 points  (2 children) | Copy

GLO really follows that Oscar Wilde advice: "if you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

[–]TheEgyptianConqueror27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy

Legit this was fucking hilarious

[–]newacc4newlife4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

In the court only the jester is allowed to speak truth

[–]Proto_Sigma115 points116 points  (4 children) | Copy

u/GLO’s rhetoric is always top notch. I don’t know how you come up with some of these phrases but they’re memorable and I’d be curious to know just how obnoxious you can be in game while still pulling.

As a twenty something phone-yard myself I can say that this phenomenon exists on a spectrum. I’ve had meaningful and interesting conversations with peers of both genders that have been uninterrupted with digital crap and gone on for long periods of time. I’ve also seen people go hours attached to their phones with only the bare minimum interpersonal interaction, and have been guilty of this more than I’d like to admit.

I’m also on Reddit now. So take that for what you will.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet43 points44 points  (1 child) | Copy

I’d be curious to know just how obnoxious you can be in game while still pulling.

Go out into the field and find out.

Here's a quick tip: how far a man can go with being obnoxious depends on his SMV.

[–]Whitefarmer11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Go out into the field is right!!! It is unbelievable how far you can go and will teach you more than anything you read. My woman reminds me of some of the shit I did and said and I actually feel bad.... for a hot minute

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children) | Copy

I worked as a personal trainer for a long time. I have a different methodology than most of the dudes here, because they cold approach women for pussy whereas my whole job was cold approaching women for money at the gym.

I'll also cold approach you, your mom your sister and your grandmother. I don't care who spreads their legs for me on the leg abduction machine.

My rhetoric style comes from reading a lot and working a long time in a high pressure sales environment getting "motivated" by roided out fitness managers.

Yo dawg holla at that fat ass seniorita over there. Fuckin all sad and shit. She needs to stop fuckn around with burritos or she gunna be fucken around with worms in a box underground dead as hell

[–]Arizonapocalypse1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What do you mean BOTH GENDERS!? lol sorry. Had to.

[–]dingleburry_joe82 points83 points  (7 children) | Copy

A new glo post. It's a good day

[–]cantFindValidNam31 points32 points  (6 children) | Copy

Such a talented writer

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children) | Copy

Dude got thorn to shreds when he called into the Modern Life Dating show. Seriously, I'm not taking any sides with any bitchy factions within this space but he couldn't string a sentence together.

I wouldn't take much advice of this guy at all especially fitness as for the type of gear he takes I would expect far better results. Good writer though and he has some good points.

[–]BasebornLion3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

You mean tooling an obvious jackass? That's now being torn to shreds? Really?! Lez-be-honest boy; only a simp who spends everyday overdosing on watered-down-christianity-a-la-humanism and who learned how to "be a man" from 27 year old hussies in elementary school, by being a good boy and indulging obvious idiots in their unchallenged authority, would ever. Call that. Getting "owned". Stop being so fucking self conscious and don't take obvious shills so seriously even if you "look bad" when you start being a "distraction" in the classroom kiddo. For reals grow up and man up.

[–]dingleburry_joe1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

To each their own I guess. I loved his trickle down media whore bit he made on tv In comparison to the modern dating show. Which I didnt know about.

I like his content the way he does it like many of the other endorsed contributors. To me the style of writing and concepts makes me reflect on my own life and thots within.

[–]tiddertodmoc114 points115 points  (12 children) | Copy

"In other words, this is a guide for sewer-men to fuck sewer sluts in the sewer."

Every person on this forum should make no mistake that this is exactly what the red pill is.

[–]Spicychickenaholic25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

TRP is the guide for becoming the Rat King

[–]1iLLprincipLeS19 points20 points  (5 children) | Copy

A nation has the women it deserves. Just as rats can thrive and settle only in sewers, likewise the former can only thrive in the sewers of our sins.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Imagine for a moment:

Feminist says: "A nation has the men it deserves. Just as rats can thrive and settle only in sewers, likewise the former can only thrive in the sewers of our sins".

What would your response be?

Whatever it is, don't hate truth. I just found a format and swapped some words. Their is nothing immoral about that.

[–]1iLLprincipLeS5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

No need to imagine fren.

SCUM Manifesto is a radical feminist manifesto by Valerie Solanas, published in 1967. It argues that men have ruined the world, and that it is up to women to fix it. To achieve this goal, it suggests the formation of SCUM, an organization dedicated to overthrowing society and eliminating the male sex.

What would your response be?

A nation has the women it deserves. Just as rats can thrive and settle only in sewers, likewise the former can only thrive in the sewers of our sins.

[–]BACONisKEWLEST1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The same. Men get the women men deserve, because ultimately men have the power. You strip away every societal protection, and the relations between the sexes is boiled down to what the man decides is right. Might is right. Men have ceded might, and now we have America circa 2019.

[–]i-am-the-prize0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

No, RP is amoral and improves any man and works to different degrees on all women. Sewer dweller or Princess alike. Read Mastery for real world historical examples.

[–]tiddertodmoc11 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy

No, RP is amoral and improves any man

"Improves" is a moral judgement.

[–]i-am-the-prize5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Even if the system being implemented is amoral- the being who does the implementing and the deciding (have I improved?) is a moral being - I do not see a contradiction.

Example: a carpenter is building a shed. His tools (hammer, square, level, chalk line, saw) are amoral. He builds his shed with the tools. he stands back and says: "this is a good shed" and makes a value judgement of the shed. This is fine and does not contradict the tools being amoral or not.

AKA: detatch the Player from the Game. They are not the same.

[–]1handfulofnuts1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, it isn't. TRP is about male sexual strategy. "Improve" is in reference to that, not some moral standard. I was stuck in a dead bedroom marriage. Now I'm single and have no problem keeping a soft harem. Occasionally a hard harem. Next goal is to find a main (like what pimps call a bottom bitch) who keeps the others in line, brings me new girls, etc.

That's improvement with regard to sexual strategy. Now, is it moral improvement? Who gives a shit.

[–]Whitified1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly. The descent of TRP from 2013 to now has been breathtaking to watch. That it is GLO who said this now... just can't make this up.

Now that even TRP agree "redpill is a guide for sewer-men to fuck sewer sluts in the sewer." Feminists and tradcons now have all the ammo they need to destroy this place once and for all. After all, TRP makes sewer men. And only works on sewer women! Non-sewer women likes non-sewer men and therefore TRP is toxic for making sewer people.

100% blue pill rationale, now in 2019 hailed as "truth" by TRP.

[–]BurnoTaurus46 points47 points  (3 children) | Copy

I've observed this myself: there is a growing body of people who are essentially cyborgs. Their cognitive faculties have atrophied in the sense that, where a person used to require some sense of imagination in terms of leading social situations and making something fun happen, they are now beholden to the feed.

The model works the same for basically every decision you might make. You tap into some sort of digital feed that provides you with a supplementary stream of information. For instance a person might rely on showing you memes on their phone rather than actually talking to you or telling you a joke. They may scroll through pictures or social media in lieu of conversation.

Have you ever noticed how the drivethru girl usually asks "is that everything?" or even "would you like an apple pie with that?"

People want to allocate their decision making to someone else. They want to automate. Real life is too hard, humans are too dumb, theres too much going on in the world to keep up. Theres a reason why its Netflix and Chill and not just Chill.

[–]Turkerthelurker19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

The NPC meme is all too real.

Theres a reason why its Netflix and Chill and not just Chill.

Well put. I'm stealing this.

[–]stevecapw10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

You nailed it. I noticed this when I realized that every birthday, graduation, etc party I've been to in the past year is decorated exactly the same because of Pinterest. Zero originality

[–]nofears73 points74 points  (2 children) | Copy

Good post. That's exactly how I run my text game with younger chicks. Everything is an innuendo, joke, or meme tier comment.

Basically a barrage of shit to keep them guessing and their emotions all over the place. They eat it up like candy.

Wholesome jokes like, OMG look how random I am type comments usually get ignored with super hot girls. Dudes gotta be coming up with hilarious shit that would have got him a Comedy Central special years ago.

[–]Turkerthelurker66 points67 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you say anything that deviates too much from NPC script, they'll freeze awkwardly like a deer about to get plowed by redneck in a Ford F-150.

Speaking of plowing into maladjusted half-retarded animals

Goddamn that was a brilliant segue.

They experience reality as a quasi-schizophrenic series of unrelated events because that's how reality is felt on the internet. Since most of their waking day is spent immersed in smartphones, they understand physical reality as if it's virtual reality. When a woman ghosts a man in her mind she is simply navigating to the next webpage.

To then transition into a rather profound commentary. People attach negative intentions to others when there wasn't much thought put into it at all.

[–]runawaygoyim20 points21 points  (5 children) | Copy

Game is pure ideology unless we use it as a tool to get laid. Red Pill just loves making platitude posts about how they gamed a girl at a bar. What the Red Pill beta is really saying is he wants to be cool bar guy because that gives him an identity. Game isn't as much of a sex crisis as it is an identity crisis.

The only way out is the Red Pill truth that strategy and terminology both have to change with a changing sexual marketplace. This means stop emulating Mystery in gay rainbow club suit and start taking a more hardline objective approach.

This also means that you need a concrete identity to hold stone solid values. This is why Red Pill dressed like club faggots in the first place

[–]PirataCielo7 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy

That is why being an iron church disciple is a prerequisite of being a red pilled man. At the very least you're a man capable of stomping [someone] out, and this identity is enough to get most women.

[–]MatrixofLe3adership6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

At the very least you're a man capable of stomping [someone] out

Never been in a fight before, but a hyper-aggressive, bold, and sudden attack that goes immediately for the kill, in itself would probably get you a long way. If people can tell you're psychologically capable of this...add in strength and size and they'll be absolutely terrified of you.

[–]bwane10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

lifting weights /= fighting

[–]moltenw15 points16 points  (6 children) | Copy

GLO, or someone here, help me understand this - How is this not embracing the "bluepill" in a way?

Like, how does one actually write posts on TRP about the fucked up state of western culture while at the same time living that same lifestyle, "downleveling" to your so called quasi-sluts just to fuck them. So what, are you always gonna adapt to what sluts do, no matter how much you dislike it on a personal level? You can't tell me that living that kind of a lifestyle while completely accepting it as "normal" is not affecting you negatively in any way. If you read TRP, lift etc, while at the same time do cocaine, party all the time and spend your time being a normie clown with relatable emoji normie memes just to fuck some 20.y.o quasi sluts - of course you're gonna downgrade your mentality in the long run by indulging in those activities.

I'm not saying what you're doing is wrong, I just feel like there's a major disconnect here. Yeah, you're embracing the world for what it is, but by embracing it you are saying to yourself that this is okay. Maybe it is, maybe it's not, but what's for sure is that accepting it as "normal" is not RP, you're just a normie Chad at that point with some RP knowledge.

You talk so much against comforming, yet here you are, doing just that - for pussy, of all things. I'm sure you'll find a witty way to rationalize this as not comforting of course.

That said, I guess it's still better to turn a blind eye and enjoy world for what it is while being a normie Chad, without trying to cling to an escapism "RP-like" fantasy that will likely never materialize in the real world.

[–]MrBowick3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

What's your answer to this? I almost thought this as well but you can't bitch and moan for the sake of bitching and moaning. If you have a gripe with a problem you have to offer a fix as well.

I'm in a place where I can't lower my expectations for a girl very much. If they can't talk to me like a grown adult my dick just isn't interested. I need my mental boner stroked as much ad my physical boner. I would rather just jerk off if I have to dwell with sewer rats.

I love meeting and talking to new people and I'm not angry and introverted like people first discovering the way the world works. I really do want some feedback about this very problem

[–]moltenw2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I somewhat gave the answer to this, it being - turn a blind eye, read less TRP (without going into BP territory, of course. I'm just saying that constantly reading TRP can put many people in the anger phase or negative thoughts from time to time, especially depending on the type of posts).

The more you think about all the bad things or injustices in the world, the less you can see the good stuff. The less you think about how dumb this slut is, the more you might be able to see how good her tight jeans look and how you want to fuck her before your rational brain kicks in.

At the end of the day, there's a reason for the saying - it's lonely at the top. At some point, no matter how much you don't want to admit it - hey, maybe it would be better to "level down" in certain situations and lose your "individuality" for the purpose of happiness and your well-being.

You might be having it all - good quality hobbies, hitting the gym, clean diet, no drugs & alcohol, a purpose in life, and yet - no one is going to give you a pat on the back. You won't be able to relate as well as others, some will hate you because they're jealous, you will never be able to "truly" tell someone their life choices are bad, they will go into full ego-defense mechanism (just like telling a Bluepill guy about RP theory is going to backfire) and so on.

Reality is - truth sucks, and no one wants to hear it. No one cares if you're right, they care how it makes them feel. You and I can be mad about that all we want, that's not gonna change shit, just like telling a hot girl how her slut behavior is bad for her personally in the long term is not gonna make her change when she has 100 orbiters and the society telling her that she's being a "strong independent woman" and that you are the "mean guy" who's being sexist and oppressing her.

It's fucked.

[–]Jkarl11 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is absolutely true. The main reason and answer for this post specifically, is he is trying to promote his product which seems to be a dating consulting business. This posts caters to the blue pill, who want to be “redpill” (fuck the 20 yo quasi slut) and pay for that advice. It’s great marketing if you ask me.

But true redpill is what you have described exactly in your response and you’re right....It’s lonely at the top. So what’s the answer to that? The answer is your mission, like you already know. A MAN’S mission in life is not to fuck quasi sluts, but he needs to fuck the quasi sluts to get to his mission. Our life or karma is like an onion, and each layer needs to be peeled back to get to the deeper or more enlightened layer. So once he fucks 50 quasi sluts he will realize it’s all meaningless and proceed to the next layer of the onion( toward enlightenment). But no explaining or rationalizing can be told by anyone until they experience that layer for themselves, and many people get stuck on a layer without going deeper out of laziness and convenience.

Hard work, dedication, long nights, pain, and emotional toil doesn’t sell. But the “easy path” always sells. No one got successful by buying a “10-step-program-to success-only-$199”, except the guy selling the program.

So the answer to the question which you already asked has been answered by yourself. You are on the correct path. Hence his post is good because it’s comical and satirical and ironically describes the world as it is today for younger guys trying to get younger woman, and will assist those individuals peeling back one layer of the onion ( hopefully) and proceed with there true mission in life which is giving their gift back to the whole.

[–]YamahaRD3500 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

thank you for this reply my dude.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is the problem with you redpill types. You love to talk about holding frame but then bend over backwards for women and overthink everything. It doesn't matter what you do so much, game makes little difference.

People here are so self-important and it makes you look like clowns.

[–]papiwithbeard13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Ay Yo Bitch Wash That Pussy So That I Can Stay Hard While We Fuck guide.

I am very interested in that guide. I no longer go to clubs that often because it fucks up my sleep schedule and I can't afford that considering my daily quota.

But if I do, I pick up girls and if I pick up girls there, I have at least a 50% chance for organic fish scent for my bedroom - no matter the girl's neatness, unfortunately. And that is another reason for me not to go to clubs.

[–]yaraksong9141 points42 points  (3 children) | Copy

This is true, especially being in college. You either get laid the night you meet her, or if logistics don't work you keep her on the hook just barely. The "old school" way of PUA might work but you're going to have a greater success rate if you basically become so extremely sarcastic/meme-like people will be unsure when you say "the sky is blue"

The NPC script is too real, I'd say I'm definitely cultured (foreign student in USA) but mention anything that isn't basically kardashian related or how chick-fil-a doesn't like the queerosexuals you're out

[–]Howdoiusesync14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

As a person who's always been sarcastic by nature. It really is how people not just women relate to each other.

Have no filter but never insult someone. If they take it personally that shows that their frame is so weak.

[–]SuperSmith_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I use my jokes as a litmus test, if anyone gets offended (and I am being objective when I say they are not offensive in the "x-phobic" sense), they're immediately placed on the lowest rung of respect, which is none. A few might be raunchy, but never are they said out of hate for a group. Although I do find those jokes personally funny, I know they are not a good broad spectrum test. Anyway, at the point of offense I know they're still operating from self or public imposed nonage, which I cannot respect in a person.

[–]GodOfDinosaurs11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's how you get her to blow you again by disguising your refractory period as a heart to heart.

Duly noted

[–]DueChain0010 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

A+ for humor. Good post

[–]Battagliare10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

You are my hero, mein fuhrer.

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor36 points37 points  (0 children) | Copy

In other words, this is a guide for sewer-men to fuck sewer sluts in the sewer.

But you don't understand, red pill men ONLY fuck sewer sluts. Other women know better. They totally see past our secret incantations that make sewer sluts compulsively spread their legs and gyrate. And we are talking about maybe a couple dozen women here--tops.

[–]spirot7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

something just clicked for me in a huge way thank you GLO

[–]Magnum9949 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell her how proud you are of her for showing her full sexual side and living her truth, without being inhibited by the patriarchy that was dissolved 200 years ago.

Reminds me of 1984 where the protagonist asks the girl (who was an active member of Anti-Sex League) before he fucks her something in the lines of: “ I hate this stupid society, I hope you fucked a lot of men, to take a revenge on this stupid society.” And she says she did a lot (I think she said hundred or so).

So in a way you should do his best to persuade those Anti Sex League princesses, that they need to take a revenge on this limiting and superficial society and that nobody can take away the slutty sex away from them.

Talking of 1984, I find it so bizzare, because it was primarily written as how communism will take over the world, but in the current world, almost all the bullshit going on in the story, is in a way still present.

[–]PerplexingPegasus_6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

The modern day early 20 something year old women has the attention span that is slightly larger than a goldfish. It’s not hard to realize this when they been raised on memes & vines that have no context for them to formulate any continuity.

Social media presents life as highlights, which cuts the long and drawn out portions that bring the climax without the buildup. That’s why most early 20 something males are confused. They understand the flow of escalation but don’t realize that hinders them because their counterparts are A.D.H.D phonetards who lost their sense of linear progression. So it’s either full on eat ass at a moments notice for these women or be seen as loser “who just doesn’t get it” because of their overstimulated lifestyle.

[–]CainPrice5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

This 2020 virtual phone-life phenomenon is even worse for women than men.

Men at least have the expectation of performance, status, utility, etc. A man has to have a gym body, a decent job, and enough stuff to talk about and social skills to turn a Tinder meetup into sex. Women...don't.

Women are just plain bored. They're on their phones 24-7 looking for something to not be bored about. When a woman tells you, "I just got on Tinder because I was bored", she's not lying and trying to hide the fact that she's a slut. She's being serious. She made a Tinder account because she was bored. She goes on dates with guys because she's bored. She has casual sex with guys because she's bored. When she meets a guy from Tinder, she sits there and stares at him and waits for him to do something so she's less bored.

Women are 99% bored and immersed in their phones.

Men are 90% bored and immersed in their phones, because they at least have to hit the gym and have jobs and know how to talk to people to get by.

Men seduce women by showing off that 9% difference.

[–]XXXMersenne11 points12 points  (8 children) | Copy

If you go out enough you can actually penetrate the game just by looking at them,

and if you're not quite there use koans on the fly.

Both are very effective at getting them present enough to bring the apostles to a ten-hut. It takes a social finesse most just can't be fucked to cultivate. Look at the low consciousness, sex starved vagrants at Ask.

I struggled massively with social skills so being able to go out 7 nights a week with almost no repercussions is a lifetime opportunity for me - like a poor kid who gets into college; overzealous towards the curriculum, signs up to all the shit, 'how awesome was that lecture!' - so yeah social interaction for me is often better than sex.

I'm ENFJ, so as I improved I had to continually find ways to peel past layers of artificiality in order to once again whet my understimulated social appetite. High energy was often a prevarication from social stasis.

When immersed in the process I felt I was going at a snails pace learning to deal with the symptoms u described, but believing there was some sort of endgame I persevered and fam this Game is like a fucking muse, you give and it gives back. FUCK getting laid. What's that compared to the ecstasy of giving: You develop the social calibration to release your Ego but still interact with style & high humor; unflinchingly assuming your interactees into the same state. 7   minutes of heaven on earth. undetectable to the untrained eye.

It really is an alchemical process. These yutes just need to approach it as a beautiful art to be mastered rather than a plug & play abracadabra for manifesting Bio-fleshlights.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy

ngl, you talk about it in kind of a gay way but i 100% agree with you.

game isn't about just the getting laid. it's about the GAME GOD DAMN IT. spitting mad game at these hoes being a motherfuckin pimp. when i talk to a girl my friends ask me "what did she say" then i say "fuck what she said, check what i said".

[–]Howdoiusesync9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

The high from teasing these hoes is incomparable.

[–]domoli1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

pretty zealous way of selling those 7 minutes of heaven. I like it...

i grabbed the two r-s-d torrents you listed--plan to go through the blueprint and binge the youtube collection. Think there's a PDF of the greatest posts too but pretty sure I've read those at some point-- and the Evola book + GLO's recommended prereqs... anything else you can throw at me for material? Going to take this 2020 January to brush up on game, I've been coasting just taking sex easy from tinder, it's time to sharpen the mind a bit.


[–]XXXMersenne0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy


There's heavier artillery like Philosophy & Psychoanalysis but in my exp most just can't be fucked until they've got the chick thing outta the way (or at least a decent level Freedom & Choice).

Can't blame em tbh cus otherwise the incompetence would be in the back of my mind until I 'know' I've handled it. Or maybe just mothball it via rationalisations— and I neurotically suck at doing so.

And at least this will cultivate some:

  • Attention span: from the avg 1-2hr freetours

  • Willpower: PFC taxed a lot (at first) talking to new people unscripted.

  • Strategic Systems Thinking: Byproduct of navigating a night solo + when you start going out more (i.e. work days) you don't really get to freestyle your time on trivialities, not to mention finding worhtwhile venues for those days.

  • Killer Instinct for closing: You have your first amazing night out Solo, Feel comfortable in high end environments, Pull an impossible girl. Once you do some badass thing you thought you couldn't, your sense of status elevates and myriad fields of success opens up to you as your brain realisizes you're 'on that level' and opens another floodgate of mental resources & self-reliant confidence. You're more inclined to lead, you workout harder & for yourself now (rather than just chicks), you go from a forest fire of high energy interactions to a white hot searing coal of controlled, masculine polarity.


I recommend you watch the Blueprint Decoded ASAP. You're already going out (at least) Fri+Sat. Sober. Working out & Eating right. Throwing in some Concentration will help a lot with bottleneck thoughts when out.

Once you build serious momentum around April just make (focused) playlists of the YouTube stuff on your phone & binge it 24/7. It's very very high quality stuff. The problem is they often explain it in quite a "messy" way; just joking around the whole time, but newbies don't pick up on the controlled spontaneity as they're looking out for the next tactic, routine, script etc and so they miss the point entirely.

But you'll eventually start coming into your own with this stuff and it'll make perfect sense. Because you'll have amassed enough experience to relate to the knowledge.

[–]domoli1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

good shit. I've seen lots of these vids before but haven't gone through Blueprint decoded. Always been focused on sales training because it's always had lots of carry over to game. thanks again

[–]XXXMersenne0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Sales does have carry over. But it’s not focused on the specific outcomes of Game.

Go for the real thing

A girl is not a Golf Ball or a Car; though they often act like objects the dynamics of positive interactions demand you remain poised, deliberate & grounded in your own energy.

Tactics & routines are pretty much dead as a modus operandi today. Betas used them as gimmicks and ruined it for the rest of us back in the2000s

The goal here, essentially, is to outpace all of that shit & enter a different Galaxy altogether. Imagine a weel spinning faster n faster till its apearss motionless: you get there & stay there till it burns itself into you, irreversibly frying the part of your mind that facilitates your sleepwalking thro life.

It is extremely challenging; trying to maintain a channel of authenticity with normies isn’t a joke, Sober too. but its Mega fun & once you start hovering around that area you’ll know. Your appearance will relax beautifully; looking at a girl she’ll see it, someone whos already died countless times & has reached his final resting place in this world. you’ll see everything, though it’ll be irrelevant, zero anxiety you’ll be âbsolutely relaxed. Your mind becomes extremely fast & you become spiritually hilarious from having to jolt people out of stale interactions you’ve seen thousands of times. Everybody loves being around you because they’re extremely at ease around you; the most in need among them might start to cry inexplicably.

The constant feeling of success (new style, sex, transformative understanding) being round the corner drives you to get your shit together on every level to the point where you’re just offering pure value, unconditionally; there’s no reaching or shadow contracts of something expected in return; now or ever.

This isn’t about getting someone to buy into your attractiveness. Prius’s are eficent n good for thenvironment: “Oh really that’s great; They’re gonna love it(!)”.

Since this is RedPill you might aswell chisell yourself into a Lamborghini.

Game, today, is about becoming Ineffably cool.


[–]domoli0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Appreciate your input-but here you're dipping into some of that same woo woo stuff that Owen/Julian talk about. A gray area that I can't really conceptualize and when it's explained I just think the language is awkward and not really sure what to think. Closest I can relate to what it seems like is when I'm a few drinks in, vibing, etc--but I also agree sober game is the way to go. I've looked the David R. Hawkins spirituality levels/letting go book a bit, but ultimately decided it was BS. Not sure if this is what you're hitting on, but I would be interested in your take on his stuff since RSD guys are always harping about it. I am a proponent of mindfulness and being in the moment, relaxation, being at ease in a situation, and livening up interactions because you have the experience and wisdom to invigorate people you interact with.

This isn’t about getting someone to buy into your attractiveness. Prius’s are eficent n good for thenvironment: “Oh really that’s great; They’re gonna love it(!)”.

For sure, become the Lambo and people will buy in automatically. I do agree that one of the biggest attraction killers is blatantly trying to buy approval/attention/attraction. Build it and they will come.

[–]JuliusTestvola4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lots of irony. But at the same time, I feel like I took a late game redpill.

[–]dulkemaru5117 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agent Sex Dragon's Alpha Guide - 499$

  • 5 Pickup memes - value 19.99$ a piece.
  • Tactical Douche - Anti-Sour (LIMITED EDITION)
  • Post-Nut mp4s to create ego investments in her head that are maintained by having sex with you (gurl I'm so proud of you)

Anyone who doesn't follow these rules isn't a leader

[–]pacjax7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

the last paragraph is literally spot on to a fucking T. speaking as a red pill 21 year old who dates only early 20s late teens girls.

[–]codingbuffnerd4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You fucking nailed it. Congrats

[–]independent_rooster16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Twenty-year-olds are autistic phone-tards who experience the world through technology and malfunction the minute reality doesn't conform to the virtual. Your strategy needs to reflect that."

Spot on. Just watch all those SJW meltdowns when they encounter a MAGA hat. It's a fucking hat for Christ sake! It's this the most horrible thing you encountered in your life?

[–]YamahaRD35017 points18 points  (16 children) | Copy

what a waste of energy all around.
MGTOW makes sense when you consider all of the stupid tricks you have to learn to just bang a walking instagram account. BTW all those chicks use booty boosters, its all fake. what else is new.
go find a gen-x'r (not 20) who listens to Morrissey on her vinyl player.

go find a woman below your SMV because ITS FAR FUCKING LESS WORK to keep her LOYAL AND AROUND.

[–]nodepostgres27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy

You really don't need all these tricks. In my experience young twenty somethings these days are desperate for anything that resembles a traditional male, because apparently that's hard to find in their own age bracket.

[–]MatrixofLe3adership11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sometimes all I have to do is stand there, literally.

[–]ScaredIllustrator10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

she will still cheat on you brah

[–]BigWeenus424 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

So? Thats wamen being wamen, it was just your turn. The problem is thinking your unicorn is a loyal female ghandi smokeshow. Stupid is as stupid does, so hit the books and get smart.

[–]throwlaca6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

go find a gen-x'r (not 20) who listens to Morrissey on her vinyl player.

Why? That's disgusting.

>go find a woman below your SMV

That's the only way to fuck. You cannot fuck a woman with a SMV higher than yours. It's called rape.

TRP is about increasing your SMV so more women fall below it.

[–]YamahaRD3502 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Why a gen x-Er?

Bc I want to be able to talk about the fucking Goonies and David Bowie

not what Kevin Hart thinks of Prince Harry’s pubes

[–]bansheeman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gen Xers are all Darias... and “writers” lmao

[–]papertowelfreethrow12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

Mgtow is pitiful; it takes next to no work when you put your self in semi decent social circle, have high smv, and fuck her brains out so she tells her friends. Although that all takes work but that's why we're here.

[–]BigWeenus424 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Mgtow is the dating equivalent of a child giving up and throwing a tantrum because learning to ride a bike without the training wheels is too hard.

They gave up, they lost. Rise above and laugh at them.

[–]AreOut11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

MGTOW is easy way out, and TRP isn't about easy ways...

[–]1iLLprincipLeS2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

no, but its an ourobouros of wasted time, talking like a damn comedic airhead with vague innuendos and quips to maintain her interest

Unlike the deep conversations you can have with the gen x unicorn, right? Morrissey, The Goonies, David Bowie.. MONSTER ENERGY. Instead of banging a walking instagram account you bang some walled up mtv channel.

go find a woman below your SMV because ITS FAR FUCKING LESS WORK to keep her LOYAL AND AROUND.

That's not how it works.

[–]bansheeman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

MGTOW can’t figure out how to put female nature to work for them. Real alphas have women taking care of their menial tasks so that they can remain focused on their mission. Fuck dishes, laundry, cleaning, scheduling etc. I’m busy and a woman is better at those tasks anyway

[–]BigWeenus420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah the problem lies within thinking you need to go through all of these ordeals to get laid.

You don't

Go up to a girl and call her a nerd. Do whatever the fuck you want, by virtue of abundantly approaching sloots you will get your dick wet. Stop caring, stop giving a shit, life is one big joke and so are all the jokesters who live in it. Anytime anybody gives me shit i laugh my ass off. A cosmic joke baby!

[–]Captain_Quick -1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

make everything you say a joke and not a joke at the same time. Be ironic.

Is that really so complicated?

[–]YamahaRD3502 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

no, but its an ourobouros of wasted time, talking like a damn comedic airhead with vague innuendos and quips to maintain her interest. a mental circlejerk where you never convey any factual information (not that she'd remember, or even care if shes 20)

im a bit more...concrete.

if a bitch is >6 minutes late for a date, next. if shes fucking stupid, next.

[–]seius2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Speaking of plowing into maladjusted half-retarded animals,

Dude... I havent laughed like that in a while. Nice post.

[–]The1uniquesnowflake1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is fucking genius level. Make sure your txt game is on point too.

[–]ManLikeMandingo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The bit about the semi retarded animal make me choke hhahahaa

[–]shadowq81 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Do you pay these commentors to suck your dick ?

[–]SonOfMammon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

tbh, unless you're an actually interesting and funny guy, whatever she's seeing on that phone is more interesting than some thirsty guy trying to get laid.

[–]XXXMersenne1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fam long story short : lifes good, boss up big & hard then find a way to get paid for your version of playing & helping others

U think ur gonna get your damage or whateve but its actually lonely once u evolve some- can’t relate to most or even look your won family in the eyes! Hvae to turn down like Yea ikno man life sucks man? But thats why games sick u can get themyall to drop their guards for once; competitive frame < collaborative frane, breathe of freshair

It takes a specially retarded type to keep pushing amidst all these trashcan incentives to chill smokk wed jerk it & suck wagecok to cool look on the grambut whatever bro. Turn that shit off push thru the haze, halfass a book & gym then go out. Get used to ‘showing up’ then clean up the act once momemtume

As for the spirituality stuff Tyler gave Rock solid actionable advice so when he when on the “woo trip I just thought maybe im not there yet. But if you wanna see for yourself take 2 tabs of acid & listen to Alan Watts’s Lectures on YoutTube (don’t worry lots of haha in ther)

Apartform getting in state thats how I dide it—theres better cleaner meathods: Eat clean, workout, be deliberate in the minutest actions etc but the Acid is Shock & Awe & shows you alot in a few hrs.

Nuclear option take 2 3 hits and go to the town centre or shopin mall and have yer fucken mind blowne boom bow its like duckin iRobot starring willsmith

[–]mr_sandmam1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Holy shit what kind of giga boomer are you and what kind of 20 y/o girls do you interact with?

To be fair my dating market is not the US, but you're painting a dystopian picture about my generation like we were underdeveloped retarded shitbags. Most of them are high functioning internet addicts and that's it.

[–]fcjnews1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

high energy 2020 meme style

Should I actually spend time keeping up with current memes?

[–]MatrixofLe3adership3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

People love to explain the latest bullshit to me, and we all have a good time laughing at me. I'm happy not to be wasting my time. The way I look at it, I'm "hiring" an employee to do that stuff for me, and keep me abreast of the times.

[–]DTron23320 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah I’m 19 and I’ve never payed any attention to memes, even when I was in high school. It’s a bunch of groupthink bullshit. I’ve always wished I could’ve experienced the 70s or 80s.. but we have to work with what we have.

We’ll just be seen as a little off to women our age.

[–]Howdoiusesync2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Originally memes were the out of mainstream thing. Nowadays memes have a huge broad of just a caption on some type of media. A lot of them are trash, og’s know good content is out there. The last roaring ones were the Uganda knuckles.

In English it’s called humor. Some people try to hard and ya can see it.

[–]selfeduhated0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking hell this had me LOLing

[–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire20 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Eh, people on here would benefit more from, "How to Find Better Ways to Spend Your Time Than Pandering to Used Up Bar Sluts."

If you are a high value man, and you stoop to walking into a bar, which is like a roach motel for humans, but over a protracted period of time, the bar sluts will notice you and try to get your attention.

[–]Killigraphy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Pretty much that gold standard , especially since older sluts are mimicking their young , retarded brethren , in both basic bitch reposts and IG attention whoring. Spruce up on your text game , bit be as gone as her mental capacities are.

Be great , be interesting , be gone .

[–]nine-acorn0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Pretty funny but not much practical advice here.

If the theme is "start meming on dates" rather than act like Sean Connery, I disagree. Let the other 20 year olds act like a walking Tik Tok video. A real man is rare these days anyway, and damned if I'm the one trying to entertain her.

Second -- on the wash your pussy joke.

If you think the hot ass at "da Club" is any different than the "Pam" or whatever hot chick at the office and/ or university library, you are mistaken. They all want to be railed and they all sweat into their pussies all day, so ... meh.

Unless you're going down on them, it doesn't matter. And they should all pretty much shower up before that happens.

It's just funny when a guy looks at a girl's "dress" esp. at a club and use that as a proxy for how slutty she is. Nah the "innocent" tiny chick you pedestal at work wants to be gorilla-fucked by a Mountain Man. Hate to break it to ya.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy

This is exactly how a 100 IQ beer boomer virtue signals. Anyone who says "real man" unironicaly is a logical positivist that has to rely on mental shortcuts /archetypes to process the world.

Masculintity is historicaly, economic, and technologically contingent. There is no such thing as "real man"

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[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Explain how beliving in "Real Man" doesn't make you a logical positivist. How is everything you wrote not gay fucking positivism, aka rejection of the real ever changing world in favor of made up bullshit ideals.

I want to see a detailed explanation otherwise you are definitely blue pill and are too stupid to be here.

[–]nine-acorn0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Ha I'm not certain what logical positivism is, but from a quick Wikipedia read, sounds like you don't either. The rejection of the metaphysical/ ethical in favor of the observable / empiricism (?).

Not sure why bashing dancing monkeys makes me a "logical positivist" or if that's necessarily a bad thing but sure, it's quite gay.

Yeah defining masculine ideals is definitely shifting constantly, especially in modern society.

Really, personally, I don't care what society or any one expert thinks is the "masculine ideal." Often saying "man up" is just some bullshit to shame you into doing something.

But I'm pragmatic.

At the end of the day, most straight women want to fuck something resembling a 21st century concept of "man." This includes resembling something that resembles a V shape, thin or muscular, rather than a marshmallow Michelin man, and some other qualities.

Classic paradigm is the person performing with less effort, and who is "judging" - or "qualifying" is perceived as higher social status. So do that and women will fuck you more often.

But in reality, lots of different types fuck women. If you're the hyper-active social media influencer type, and enjoy it, do that. Personally I hate all that shit, so I'll go the more "do less" route.

[–]TinCanToNA0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You, sir, had my interest. Now you have my attention. Take my money!

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Send me a pm

[–]SwoleBenji0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I wish I could animate so I could turn these posts into hilarious youtube videos. The mental imagery is 10/10.

[–]entrep40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Upvoted for entertainment value but I don't think this represents the true situation out there.

Sticking to the basics is what works for me. Ask her to your place for coffee or whatever and she'll know what's up and come if she's down.

I don't like being a circus monkey and having to constantly try to make jokes to keep her interested. If she's interested enough naturally then she'll just come when you invite her for coffee.

[–]UnbreakableButts0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

What if GayLubeOil is Anthony Jeselnik. Who else can be this fucking retarded funny and real at the same time

[–]LazerSpin-3 points-2 points  (5 children) | Copy

Started skipping filler paragraphs of flowery prose half way through. Then tealized that it was GLO. Then realized he’s just shilling his business. Sad times, boys.

Oh, GLO, at least pay to get rid of the WIX branding. That stuff is Beta as fuck.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children) | Copy

Started skipping paragraphs because you are a porn wizard who lacks continuity of experience from spending his waking life jerking off to random porn clips.

If you weren't schizoid you would understand the continuity of the post and how your specific comment proves it's main underlying assumption.

[–]LazerSpin5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

My man, you write a lot while saying very little so it’s easy to skip paragraphs when all they are is poetic filler.

I didn’t make any assumptions in my post; just teased you for shilling your side hustle under the guise of helping people. Judging by your response I guess I was a little too on target.

Also, my porn clips aren’t random! Each month has a theme, each week explores an area of that theme and I curate my viewing catalogue extensively!

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

As long as the porn clips have continuity

[–]shadowq8-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Completely agree, it's too long winded just get to the point. Also can't believe the number of people sucking his dick in the comments.

[–]pointster_VSK4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thought i was the only one that noticed this.

[–]1NathanHollister-4 points-3 points  (2 children) | Copy

"dm me for more info brah I have the secret to getting laid"

Never heard that one before. How much is it? 69.99? Get lose spammer

[–]Captain_Quick 0 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Where did he offer "secrets?" Looks more like he just wants to offer people who are interested his reading list and some workout advice.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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