Whoops! You're in college now. How the fuck did that happen? And like most kids, you have no idea what to do. You just started this whole RedPill thing and you aren't sure how to go about it during this transition period. Don't fret, Visible is here to protect you. You poor, poor faggots. Here's some steps.
- Learn how to cook.
A certain animated rat once told me anyone can cook, and no, he didn't mean reheating Mac N Cheese from the Regan era because you're too lazy to roll up your sleves and chop some onions. A lot of spergs think cooking is gay, but you can't be dependent on mommy to make you chicken nuggets untill you both wind up in a shallow grave. If you have a woman who can't cook, yikes. Drop her, or teach her how to cook. Buy a cookbook. Count calories. Become self-sufficient.
"I don't have a stove'
Ouch. Buy some frozen veggies. Learn how to MAXIMIZE the microwave ovens potential beyond making popcorn during your daily porn binge.
- Get a job.
"I'm just figuring things out."
No you're not, you're being lazy. No wonder you're depressed, you have no direction at all. Thanks to the wonder of the internet, websites will now apply you for a job in SECONDS! Wow! Technology is incredible. So what's your excuse for being cashstrapped? Obviously you can't flip burgers everyday (unless you wanna be a chef, in which case...) But you still need the Moneyrella, cuz bitches can be costly, especially when that one keys your car and you can't even throw her aside cuz maybe a scratch on the rig is less damaging than some psychos false rape charge. Don't fuck the crazy bitches, kids.
- Become swole.
It's 2020. Time to nut up. Go to the gym and tell the lady working at the desk you want a big fat stinking membership.
Start Lifting!
Lifting is the only thing that can really DRAMATICALLY enhance your attractiveness. So why aren't you doing it? Oh, you broke your penis jerkin off? That sucks bro, better heal up and take it slow. Can still do arms tho.
- Talk to bitches.
Woman don't just smell alpha pheremones radiating off your pelvis, nigga. You need to get to level 400 nofap for that to happen. Here's the secret to talking to women.
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Remember that this interaction is meaningless in the soul-crushing size of the universe.
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Its just pussy, who gives a shit?
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Just do shit that you think is funny and she'll be forced to laugh or look like a complete fool, which women hate more than anything.
And that's it.
- Stop jerking off all the time
A little bit is fine, but some of you chumps look like a jacked version of the coomer meme. Yikes! Porn women are meaningless. That's like eating fake food. You just get more hungry.
- The Crib
What is the crib? No, this isn't an attempt at more ironic eubonics. This is the place where most young men live right now. The 'nanny state' is society telling them that they are completely fine in being a useless piece of garbage. Here's the rub. It isn't. It isn't cool to live at your parents, it isn't cool to not have any basic life skills, it isn't cool to do nothing but drugs 24/7. You aren't Hunter Thompson, he at least had style and skill, with a pinch of pinache as well. Smoking weed constantly isn't a personality trait. Deny the herd. Become a better man. And get laid.
Make 2020 the year of pussy getting.
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