Bargain Abasement

So basically our school got a brand new track field. I decided that this was stupid so I took a massive shit on it. I went to two ends of it and crapped. It was quite possibly the largest shit of all fucking time. It was 2 meters in diameter. I can’t stop shitting on the track field now. Every time we go for a run I can feel the shit pushing out my asshole. It feels nearly orgasmic when I take that fat shit on the field. I can’t stop it but it feels so gooood! Our principal called an assembly to ask who had shit on the track field. When she asked us I could feel the shit coming out. Just the words “track field” make me feel an urge to shit. They never found who did it and continue to shit on the track field every day.