So I was watching this interview to actress Charlize Theron where she talks about the time a Hollywood producer offered her a job in exchange of having sex with him (she refused). Seth Rogen and Howard Stern immediately point out that simply offering sex isn't going to work for a guy, and the conversation derails into how unattractive men's bodies and dicks are. Rogen says even if you're the hottest man in the world, just showing your dick isn't going to work.
This reminded me of this song by comedian Bo Burnham in which he tells men "your dick isn't a gift". You can't simply get naked and expect women to feel thankful.
So, I really thought about the words of comedian Bill Burr when he talked about the infidelities of world-level athletes: "You guys don't know what it's like to have a bus full of scandinavian models ready to have sex with you".
There ARE men who can simply send a dick pic and get laid. Back in college I knew trashy guys who would straight up show their abs and the base of their dicks to girls in the club and they still got laid. And you would be surprised at how many "non-trashy" girls they managed to take home, even the cute nerds were potentially going to go home with one of these dudes (one of guys would brag to me about it and show me pics because he knew I wasn't getting nearly as much action).
Men outside the top 1% of most attractive guys don't know that those tactics DO work, and they believe women aren't wildly sexual because they never act wildly sexual WITH THEM (but they do with other men).
Yes, some men are so attractive they don't need even the most absolute basic level of social skills.
Yes, some men are so attractive women brag about having had sex with them.
Yes, some men can straight up do something nasty like throwing a slur or showing their dicks and still get laid.
It's just that the rest of men don't play with the same rules, to they have no idea what it's like.
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