So, I only recently found TRP, about a year ago I read it, kind of skimmed it, agreed with alot of the sidebar, and just kinda blew it off after that. I only read it because everyone said it was horrible and I wanted to see, because tumblr usually shitting on this subreddit all the time.

I was always a beta, I wouldn't be extreme like get mad at hoes because they didn't hold the door open, but I was still envious of the opposite gende.

Most of my background knowledge comes from my father, whos a bit of a dick, lot of an alpha, and a hell of a drug addict, yet still had alot of wisdom to tell me. Most of it is outdated, but still he filled my head up with hours of george carlin, bill burr, and other greats, and planted a conspiracy theorist like mindset. A skeptic, if you will.

About 3 years ago, when I was in 8th grade, I tried to talk to girls, which is fair enough considering my entire flip-phone's contact list is a sausage fest. I failed miserably, becoming an orbiter at every single attempt.

As previously mentioned, I skimmed over this subreddit, and I only took into account to not focus on girls. Until about 3 months ago. I decided to be someone different as I entered my sophomore year, someone more spontaneous, decently comfortable in his own skin, and a bit of a dick. I didn't really care about what people thought of me. But I was also a social retard. In the begining of the year I asked this HB7 to homecoming out of the blue and she said yes, (Keep in mind im a solid 8-9, 6', bright green eyes, stubble) but she called it off after 3 days.

Homecoming in 3 weeks.

Asked out a HB6, immediatley said yes, shes saying I love you on the first date, all that shit, I never said I love you back. A week goes by, then she hits me with-"My mom said I can't date you because your one year older. we can be friends though" I didn't care to be honest, because shes kinda ugly.

Fast forward 1 month later and I catch oneitis for this HB7/8, texted her way too much, she's sending essays worth of emotional baggage for me to calm her down. Try to ask her out,

"Can we just be friends"

Me: "No."

Her: "Oh ok..."

I drift out of her orbit and focus on schoolwork, meanwhile this asshole friend of mine whos a grade above does the typical 1 month, pump(Takes virginity) and dump. meanwhile, I got back on TRP and litterally internalized it as a mindset within that month. Play sports, Haircut, SMV up.

Which brings me to now.

I talk to everyone that makes eye contact with me, Flirt with every girl, and having a fun time. Working on losing my V-card. Will never be friendzoned again.

I always knew there was some big explanation on why everyone is so godamn miserable all the time.

Thanks TRP.