(Continued from Part 2)

Recommend. Don’t tell. Don’t ask. Avoid phases that begin with “Do you want to” or “Can you” or “Is it okay if” or “Are you able to”. These are beta mating calls and she’s peg you as one in a heartbeat.

Also, avoid being too demanding with phrases like “Do __” or “Meet me __” or “Give me __” or “Tell me __”. You’re still inside the LSSWs’ frame, so this could possibly read as a beta-in-disguise.

Your best bet are phrases like “Let’s do __” or “When you’re free, let’s __” or “I’d like it if you could __” or “We should try __”. These are recommendations to her while still being the commanding alpha she wants you to be.

A good phrase to close with would be “Let’s get together sometime” or “Let’s hang out and be friends”. If she responds favorably, follow by asking for her number.

Example

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Examples fo’ Days, y’all

Never, ever, ever double text. Don’t do it. Double texting means death for you. No matter how you mean for it to look, she’ll immediately interpret it as a desperation move to get her attention, thus killing your chances. Don’t do it, no matter what you may feel.

Get her number quickly. Don’t let it drag on for more than a couple days. The longer she keeps you online, the longer she’ll only consider you a source of validation. You don’t exist to her until she’s seen your Adonis physique with her own beady little eyes. If you feel her interest via the way she’s responding. Say something along the lines of “Let’s hang out sometime. Send me you’re number”. Now prepare for the hardest step.

Example

Step 4: Conversing with LSSW (In-Person)

This will be tough, this will take practice and some of the things I’m going to recommend to you may not seem RP. Just bear with me and trust that I have your best interest at heart.

Begin with logistics only. Once you’ve got her number, towards the end of that day (wait too long and she’ll forget who you were) set up a meeting place and time. Make the place convenient for you (reasons why later) and don’t make it too long of a wait (remember, you’re nobody until she meets you in person so that’s your goal).

Expect the First-Date Flake and do not punish for it. This may seem counter to RP theology, but in the framework we’ve defined for the LSSW mindset, it makes sense. Here is an Adonis of a man who may actually be a WonderDick™ or a creppy beta poser. She both hamsters that “maybe I’m not enough” and “maybe this guy’s some creepy pervy beta” and her hamster implodes from the stress of it all. It could also be considered an high-level SMV woman shit test coming from an LSSW filled with validation. So she bails.

How to address this:

Once the time/place have been set, do not reach out to her again. If you don’t hear from her at all before the scheduled time (for me, roughly 1 hour prior) go about your day as if it never happened. If she calls with a “where are you?”, tell her you never heard from her or that you got busy and you’ll raincheck (she’ll love that; too bust for Brenda? Impossible). If she doesn’t show, don’t message/text her for roughly a week, reach out and try again. Most times (for me, anyway) they’ll show up for the second encounter.

Show no love. Act as though you have 10 better places to be than here with this LSSW, no matter how attractive she is. She’s showing up at this venue expecting you to fawn all over her. Do the opposite. Look away, look at other women, address her as if she’s unattractive. Act disappointed that this is what you’ve waited for. Ask her a question then act aloof/lost-in-thought when she answers. Treat very shit test (because they will come) as an annoyance; as if she has no right to ask you these things (now don’t say these things out loud, just show them through your behavior).

Slowly, you’ll notice her frame begin to drop as she tries to figure out what you don’t like about her and wondering if all this validation she’d received was for naught. Now she’s in your frame.

Change venues. This is a classic PUA tactic, but it works just fine here. If you’re over 21, take here to a nearby bar (I usually meet them at a bookstore near my apartment with a nice day bar across the street).

Be crude and make her feel prude. One fail-proof way (at least for me) to convert a LSSW to a plate quickly is to talk crudely, be taboo and make her feel like she’s too prudent. For example, once we’ve moved to a bar, I ask her to openly talk about ex, then we talk about her fucking her exes, then we talk about me fucking my plates, so on and so forth. Use words like fuck, dick, ass, pussy but with a stern and emotionless expression like it’s no big deal to you (this helps keep any future sexual encounters casual).

Ask what her sexual fantasies are. Ask if she’s ever been in a threesome. But you HAVE to stay nonchalant about it; if you look too excited about the whole conversation, she’ll mark you as a perv. Once you’re done talking about fucking other people, talk about fucking each other. Tell her how you like to do it vs. what she might like. If she shit tests you over your fetish, stay behind it. Trust me, she’ll remember what you like.

Be willing to let her walk away. Another common shit test I’ve seen from LSSWs is that they will threaten to get up and walk out if you say something they don’t like. Let them. Please. Just let them. In the back of your mind, you might think, “Damn, I followed OmLaLa’s guide and now I’ve made it all this way! I don’t want it all to go to waste over some dick comment.” Well champ, she’s put in a lot of time to get to this point too, and I’ll be damned if some comment about your glorious dick is going to make her actually walk out. Remember, most times it’s just a hollow threat to see if you’ll flinch. If you don’t flinch, you’re Grade-A beef, buddy.

From this point on, TRP should be able to guide you. A good amount of kino, escalation and frame should close the deal fairly quickly. And if it doesn’t, at least for the next encounter she’ll know exactly what you want.

Online Landscape Synopsis

The guide’s research took place across the span of just over 3 weeks. Below is a breakdown of various information gathered from the study:

Plenty of Fish (PoF)

  • Most matches to LSSW (roughly 75 matches towards the time of the article’s posting)
  • Above average level of shit tests (just about every first in-person encounter was littered with them)
  • Easiest/most frequent ONS (within 2 weeks roughly 12 different LSSW with more scheduled for next week)
  • Average LSSW to Plate conversion (roughly 40% of ONS)
  • Average HB rating of first encounter with LSSW (roughly between HB4 and HB7)
  • Highest number reception after extended online-conversation (roughly 80%)
  • Average ignore rate from LSSW (I don’t have a number for this one, but average compared to other sites)
  • Highest rate Day 1 bangs (4 out of the 12 ONS were the same day the LSSW’s number was received)
  • Below average Catfish occurrence (i.e. the posted picture’s SMV is lower than actual SMV)

Over-all Rating: High

Tinder

  • Low-Below Average matches to LSSW (roughly 18 matches at time of article’s posting; few and far between)
  • Least amount of shit tests (surprisingly, once matched and a conversation starts, the success rate jumps significantly)
  • Below Average ONS (2 ONS within the two week span, 2 scheduled for next week)
  • Average LSSW to Plate conversion (again very surprising; although many matches haven’t become sexual, over text a FWB relationship has been pre-established with 5 LSSW)
  • Highest HB rating of first encounter with LSSW (roughly between HB7 and HB9)
  • Below Average ignore rate from LSSW (again, although matching is difficult, once matched the success rate jumps significantly)
  • Below Average Day 1 bangs (Only 1 on the same day the LSSW’s number was received)
  • Lowest Catfish occurrence (i.e. the posted picture’s SMV is lower than actual SMV)

Over-all Rating: Average

Badoo

  • Below Average matches to LSSW (roughly 20 matches at time of article’s posting)
  • Highest level of shit tests (both online and in-person by far)
  • Low-Below Average ONS (1.5 ONS where the .5 was a sexual act with no intercourse, none scheduled)
  • Low-Below Average LSSW to Plate conversion (1 low-grade plate gained; HB5)
  • Below Average HB rating of first encounter with LSSW (roughly between HB3 and HB6)
  • Below Average Day 1 bangs (Only 1 on the same day the LSSW’s number was received)
  • Above-Average Catfish occurrence (i.e. the posted picture’s SMV is lower than actual SMV)

Over-all Rating: Below Average

OKCupid

  • Low-Below Average matches to LSSW (roughly 5 matches at time of article’s posting)
  • Above Average level of shit tests (both online and in-person by far)
  • Lowest Average ONS (1 ONS)
  • Below Average LSSW to Plate conversion (1 plate gained; HB6)
  • Lowest HB rating of first encounter with LSSW (roughly between HB2 and HB4)
  • Lowest Day 1 bangs (it just didn’t happen)
  • Highest Catfish occurrence (i.e. the posted picture’s SMV is lower than actual SMV)

Over-all Rating: Low-Below Average

Researcher Character Profile

• OmLaLa is over 6’0”, non-white, goes to the gym 5-6 times a week for 1 hour, and used the same shirtless picture as his main profile picture on every dating site.

• OmLaLa met with LSSWs every-day between 630-100AM (my poor sleep schedule) after leaving the gym.

• OmLaLa met multiple LSSWs each day including the weekends (and had sex with multiple LSSW multiple times a day; there were no threesomes).

• OmLaLa roughly met all LSSW at the same 2 bookstores (Barnes & Noble) and escalated to the same 3 bars, all within 10 minutes from his home.

• Most sexual encounters occurred either at OmLaLa’s residence (my roommate thinks I’m some sort of god for this) or in a public venue (i.e. stall, parking lot, car, broom closet, locker room, drive-thru, behind a grocery store, etc.)

• OmLaLa used protection for ever encounter (please do the same; there’s no telling who you’re actually sticking it into).

• OmLaLa did not pay for a single drink, coffee, meal or gym access throughout the duration of this study (I had some LSSWs meet me at the gym).

• *The events of “Poker with Black Widows” took place during the duration of this study (Diva the Black Widow was met on PoF several months prior, so her encounter is not listed in the results).

• OmLaLa rarely mentioned his job, his income, and hid any overly-expensive items in his apartment (for safety and anti-provider reasons).

• OmLaLa did not message, sleep with, or purposely encounter any fat chicks for the duration of this study (if I did, this study would be meaningless).

• OmLaLa is very sore and tired at the time of this article’s posting, so OmLaLa will most likely be taking a long break from sex and women (it was fun for the first week or so, but now it’s all just so predictable)

• OmLaLa went to be tested on 5/13 for any sexually transmitted diseases (please, please be careful guys; I’ve done this so you don’t have to).

• OmLaLa is terrible with MSPaint which resulted in very ugly example pictures being uploaded to Imgur (I didn’t realize Imgur had its own editing software until my roommate pointed it out. My roommate was a big help for this article. He’s not RP, but if he becomes RP one day, I hope he see this and says, “Yeah, I helped make that with OmLaLa.”)

• OmLaLa’s roommate is not “Kevin” (Kevin and Brenda are not real people; they are character archetypes built to represent a greater sub-populace).

• OmLaLa visited r/holdthemoan for locale ideas (there was a post on TRP about making porn your reality and I’d always had a thing for exhibitionism; keeping that level of fulfillment helped me slosh through the last week without seeming half-hearted.

End Note

There is not a woman alive right now that could tell me their pussy is worth anything after how many different women I’ve been with in just 3 weeks.

After a while, it all seems the same. The novelty of that “new pussy smell” fades quickly; there were a lot of times I’d have really mundane sex with an LSSW and just wish I could visit my plates and have guaranteed good sex.

Yesterday, I has sex in the handicapped bathroom at my gym with an LSSW I met on PoF at 7:00, left the gym, met up an LSSW I’d met on Tinder at 9:30 in some abandoned parking lot near the mall and fucked, then met up with another LSSW at 11:30 behind a convenience store near my place and fucked. I didn’t enjoy any of it.

I’ve been tempted several times to drop the whole thing altogether because I was bored with working for something I already had an abundance of. It may be a passing feeling, but right now I’m bored with women. Absolutely bored. And the more bored I get, the more aroused they get. It honestly fucking sucks.

What sucks more is that because I don’t run off of validation from others, I don’t enjoy this victory in the slightest. It all felt like such a chore and now I’ve got a phone full of LSSWs that I’ve got to figure out what to do with. I don’t text, they call. I don’t answer, they call more. Luckily, I have two phones but lately I’ve had to put my personal phone on silent.

While this will be a god-send to some of you RPers out there, this has been a hellish epiphany for me. The more bored and tired of sex I actually become (as opposed to pretending not to want it), the more it’s offered. So, on that logic, in order to have the harem I dreamed of in high school, I have to be disgusted by the thought of it. What’s having as much cake as you want when the thought of eating it makes you sick?

I won’t be doing this again.

P.S.- Here’s a gem of a woman I ran into on my quest for online “knowledge”.