So many moons ago, Heartiste wrote this piece: Five Minutes Of Alpha = Fifty Years Of Pining, about some sad sack beta who wifed up an Alpha Widow and then literally became a monk (Monk Mode, Level 99) after they divorced.

Cue actress Rae Dawn Chong, who was quite attractive back in the 80s - although Lover's Vow kind of ruined it for me - but who has been decimated by age and The WallSPLAT! recently "let slip" on a podcast that, back when she was younger, hotter, and tighter, she gave her 15 year old vag to a then-33 y.o. Mick Jagger. Brown Sugar, dontcha know. The age of consent in NY is 17, but RDC defends Jagger on the basis that it was a "different time" and, well, she was DTF. "In {her} mind he was the same age as me," - behold the Power of the Hamster!

This happened in 1977 (she later appeared in Jagger's 1985 video for his song Just Another Night, probably because that's what she wanted). Fast forward oh FORTY-THREE FUCKING YEARS and guess who, three marriages and a grandchild or two later, guess who is still talking about her two day fling with Sir Mick?

The female hindbrain is a powerful, powerful monster.

EDIT: So I remembered that drug-addled actress MacKenzie Phillips had similarly claimed to have been a Jagger conquest, and went looking for it.

Mackenzie: Papa’s pal Jagger bedded me

{The "Papa" bit in the title refers to the fact that her father was John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas}

“I’d known Mick since I was a kid, and maybe most people think their parents’ friends are old and gross. But this was Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger! He was hot. He had the most perfect ass in history.”

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She says that sex with Mick Jagger is still a fond memory. “I was proud of my conquest,” she writes. “Or of having been conquested.”

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Her father was also a shitty dad:

From Mackenzie’s earliest days, her life was shaped by her dad’s self-absorption, drug abuse and neglect. When she was 10, her dad gave her her first adult job. “Dad said, ‘I’m going to give you a project,’ ” she writes. “Dad had a job for me! This was exciting. I was in. “I got really good at rolling joints. I was the official joint roller for all the adults.”