“I have no purpose, no job, no friends, am a 25 y-o virgin, play videos games and masturbate compulsively. What should I do?”

We see those pop up once a few times every day. Enters a guy, with nothing to live nor stand for, who after stumbling upon TRP, sees a glimmer of hope appear at the top left corner of his endless array of darkness. For the first time in their lives, they acknowledge this opportunity. This chance that, with no fear of judgment of others guessing who he is, he can get this massive rant of himself off his chest to a community that seems to be able to empathize with him.

He presents himself, inserts the glory days of high school before asking TRP how to get himself out of his shithole.

And lo and behold! He gets presented with some solutions.

Only, those solutions don’t apply to him.

“I’m a special faggot with unique circumstances. You guys can’t possibly understand what I’m going through, or what my problems are. Lift? Come on. I’m a fat piece of fuck with 8 different fuckable cavities. Or a skeleton. Everyone’s gonna bend me over. Read? Fuck off. I’m contemplating suicide, I deserve more human attention. Get out of the house? I don’t know anyone. And besides, fuck people. Fuck society. And you know what? Fuck you all too.”

He rationalizes every single suggestion away, believing he’s some special kind of snowflake, before taking his cock out and starting to furiously jerk to pictures of his high school crush. That glimmer of light seemed nice in theory, but he decided to look the other way.

Sigh.

Let’s establish one fact. You’re not special. Not your ethnicity, not your height, not even your experiences. You don’t deserve special treatment, regardless of your circumstances. More importantly, you don’t deserve our sympathy nor our respect.

And no, this ain’t personal. No one knows you here. All we know is that you’ve been a lazy fuck delaying your problems to the point where, for a split moment, even your own indifferent mind couldn’t handle it anymore. You’ve been living your life with the wrong mindset and approaching your issues from the wrong perspective. You're specifically asking because you greatly lack something within yourself.

Either admit it or get the fuck out.

We’re on the same page now? Okay, I’m going to use whatever’s left of your attention span to give you a crash course on the rationale behind our “out-of-your-paycheck” questions:

Foods & Glutes

You must keep yourself healthy. Your body is most the immediate component you have control over. While applying for a job and getting an interview might still end in you getting your application rejected, every single food you eat and every single rep you do at the gym has a direct contribution to your health. The difference is there, whether you notice it or not. And it compounds. In your current shithole where you don’t have any control of your life besides your orgasms, you’ll feel a significant bliss of seeing for yourself that you CAN have control over more than just the menial things in your life. If you don’t see any results after a 3-month period of doing this consistently, then you can personally come tell me that I spewed bullshit. See you never.

The Books

The world can be categorized through two perspectives: a place of meaning and a place of things. Mindless religious bigots will see the world through the 1st lens while scientists who publish endless studies must present them through the 2nd lens. Optimally, a wise person will correctly assess the things within his environment to derive meaning, and to act accordingly.

Your life has no meaning, and on top of that, you don’t understand shit. But the more your read, the more you will understand what is. Asktrp increasingly harbors a cesspool of faggots who don’t understand or can’t accept what factually is. That’s because they don’t read. For starters, here’s a neat list of books I highly recommend: TRM – by Tomassi, TSAONGAF – by Manson, NMMNG – by Glover, and EIF – by Manson. Dishing out $50 is certainly worth the knowledge these books can bring.

Oh and sidebar.

GTFO

Get a job flipping burgers. Attend a conference on veganism. Whatever it may be, just get out of your home. There’s an unspoken effect of “coupling” things that lead to undesired outcomes.

What this means is: circumstances and desire are a delinquent duo. In this case, I’m talking about staying home and wanting to jack off. If you’re in front of your computer, and suddenly have an impulse to jerk off for the 5th time today, you’ll be able to access porn and fuck your hand in a matter of milliseconds. This same concept applies to consumers who walk into a shop and “impulsively” buy shit. Or that guy who shoots another on whim during an argument because he had a gun in his back pocket. Or even bitches who go to the club and “let shit happen”.

By removing the circumstance, aka getting out of the house, you remove one of the two main factors leading to plausibly deniable actions.

“Victims” of plausible deniability are simply little bitches who can’t take responsibility.

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So, are you going to stay the little bitch you are while thinking you’re entitled to billionaires’ tax money, believing it will solve anything? Or do you want the Title’s labels wiped off of you through a display of your own strength?