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Can I have a cigarette?

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04 June 2015 05:59 PM UTC

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So I work as a lineman hanging power lines from a helicopter. And my best friend is a chef. We live in a college town so every May college kids graduate and he is BUSY. I worked in kitchens for a lot of my youth and for the past 3 years I help him out on graduation weekend as his assistant. It is kinda fun and nostalgic for me, we get to work together, he pays me cash and I get to eat and drink for free. Why not?

Well this past graduation weekend we are done (its about midnight), the cooks are cleaning the kitchen and we were having a drink outside while we smoked. Outside there is a super hot college aged female surrounded by 4 guys chatting it up. She makes eye contact, smiles but I'm exhausted, I smell bad and I'm just not in the mood to put forth any effort to game her. But me and my buddy talk about her, those 4 idiots trying so hard and how we used to be the same way. We are outside for about 5 minutes when she comes up to us and asks for a cigarette. I respond "only if you show me your tits." She kinda laughs but I think she was more shocked. She says please and I keep saying only if you show me your tits. By this time her white nights come over to save her. One guy starts calling me faggot, one guy offers me $10 for a smoke for her, one guy offers to go buy her some from a gas station and the other tries to convince his friends to fight us... Unbelievable. Me and my friend start laughing and walk away. She then says "wait, how long do I have to show them to you?" I was kinda surprised, and didn't really believe her but I played along and respond with "long enough so I can get a good look but nothing obscene, its just a cig." Her gang of guys all start complaining; "don't do it, you are better than that." "You are so beautiful, he is a jerk don't show him your breasts." " I'll buy you a whole pack of cigarettes, don't do that for one."

She asks me where we should go for this to happen and I reply we should do it right here. But, she is hesitant because others might see. I'm not sure but I think she was referring to her idiot orbiters. She'd rather show me, a complete stranger, her tits than her lame guy friends. So we go around the corner, she flashes me her tits for about 10 seconds (longer than I expected), I compliment them, give her a smoke, light it for her and we come back around. My friend has a HUGE grin on his face and the gang of 4 look pissed.

This is where they turn on her, calling her a slut, how could you do that, bla bla bla... Now she is standing next to ME with them across from us. I speak loud and commanding, "that's enough, I think you guys need to go." They walk away bitching and moaning but walk away nonetheless. I get her name, introduce myself, and introduce her to my friend. He says he owns the place, is the chef and offers to buy her a drink. We all go inside get drunk and I take her home that night.

I was just trying to fuck with her for my own sick amusement and it worked out better than i imagined. I think it worked because she is gorgeous and always gets what she wants from men. I didn't cave.

Its been 2 weeks and we've hooked up a few more times. When she wants dick she always sends me a text -- "can I have a cigarette?"

EDIT:: I just want to say that I've it go the other way too. I received some PMs asking if was just that easy. This time it was but I've said smart ass things and had drinks thrown in my face, been called a pig, a creep and others. So don't think being smart ass will work with everyone. The point of my post was that I was having fun. I enjoy being a smart ass. I work a blue collar job, with a bunch of high testosterone guys. That is what I do all day. Give people shit. I gave this girl a hard time and it worked. Lots of people call bullshit, and I guess you are entitled to your opinion but I have better things to do with my time than to make up stories online. Anyway someone asked for a picture if she texted me. She is usually my Monday and Tuesday girl but she texted me last night.


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Title Can I have a cigarette?
Upvotes 880
Comments 200
Date 04 June 2015 05:59 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/33269
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/38jq18/can_i_have_a_cigarette/
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174 upvotesunassumingusername74 years ago

I might've taken the $10 for a cig. Good job holding out for more.

177 upvotesmyrectalthermometer4 years ago

Thought about taking the money. But like I said I was really just fucking with everyone for my own amusement. I was kinda hoping for $20. I'd have taken $20 for sure

66 upvotesrpreader4 years ago

I love that. It wasn't about gaining anything of value. It was just for the sheer sport of it.

154 upvotesWhisper4 years ago

So you valued her more than $10, but not as much as $20.

Sounds about right.

90 upvotesthrough_a_ways4 years ago

Exactly 17 dollars, I'm guessing.

Now that's gangsta.

22 upvoteswolfNshepherd4 years ago

According to my calculations, the value of two boobs for ten seconds, in proximity to four beta white knights, accounting for one cigarette and massive personal satisfaction, comes out to exactly $17.4242111, rounded down to the nearest cent.

11 upvotesReanimate_874 years ago

Playfulness like that asks for a certain amount of not being attached to an outcome. The result being people get sucked into your frame like a black hole, given the right situation. Girl reacts > guys react > girl get's turned on even more. Lovely.

10 upvotesmichaelconnery19854 years ago

The thing is though, you have to be very thankful that your friend is like you. Imagine if he was like one of those white knights and gave the gal a cig while looking at you oddly. You would be the one sticking out sorely and she would have went on her merry way.

5 upvotesR1fle4 years ago

At the end of the day. He still has all his cigarettes. Fuck the world, and his bitch friend for being a white knight over a bro.

Would you want to fit in at a My Little Pony convention?

Would you want to fit in with a bunch of white knight betas?


5 upvotesmichaelconnery19854 years ago

That's not my point. My point is that OP won the situation because his friend was on his side. Imagine this scenario:

Girl:" Can I have a cigarette?"

OP:" Not unless you show me your tits"

Friend:" Woah! Hey there man, there's no way to treat a woman!" Hands over a cig to her, while giving OP a quizzical look

Girl:" Wow, thanks!" stalks off squinting at OP and rejoins the other 4 guys

OP still has his cigarettes, maintains frames, may be the AF in the group, but at the end of the day, the girl finds him an asshole and he loses the situation. Yet, the situation is completely different if the friend plays along with OP. Girl gets drawn into the whole mysterious thingamajig and getting high on the 'play-hard-to-get'. It's a very fine line.

0 upvotesR1fle4 years ago

Both situations are better than any other possible outcome.

91 upvoteswaitfor_ittt4 years ago

I was at a party where the beer was dying out, but I had a case in hand for me and my buds. Jokingly I was trying to sell single beers for 40$. A lot of people thought it was funny, some bros didn't appreciate it but whatever.

So this chick comes up to me, gets in my face in a charmy way, and a) asks for a beer with batty eyes and without hesitation b) asks for a drag of my cigarette.

I say "40 bucks."

She gets all pouty, "Come onnnn, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek."

I stand there, motionless, and say "No."

Her friend, watching the whole thing, pulls her away and is like, "Come on Gina..."

It's awesome when you realize these chicks think that they can get things just for having vaginas, it's even more awesome when you realize it and shut them down for it.

29 upvotesexuals4 years ago

Side story: I've sold beer at 250% markup past bar close times. Pretty sure it's the concept of bootlegging but damn, it's a profit.

80 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That's not bootlegging, that's capitalism.

35 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Lots of people rag on capitalism and our society, but I think it's one of the strongest foundations of manliness around. Feelings don't factor in - it's all about what you have and what others will do for it. Very stoic, in a way.

27 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Those who complain about capitalism are the weak. Those who didn't work harder than the guy next to them.

It is quintessential manliness.

25 upvoteswiseclockcounter4 years ago

there's a limit. fair competition among men- all fine and good. rampant exploitation born of greed? well, i'd personally like to think manliness and nobleness are tied more closely than that.

9 upvotesKenuR4 years ago

Nothing more manly than inheriting a fortune from your granddad and not having to work for the rest of your life. Or sitting your ass off, signing papers and shit because you're the "boss" while these kids break their backs making you money just so they don't starve. Yay capitalism!

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That's called sly grog...at least here in Australia

2 upvotesNAmember814 years ago

When my friends and I went to a Christian "athletes week" (lots of cheerleader) we smuggled 2 cases of old English 40s in and said "dollar an once."

Within a couple days we were all out. Supply and demand.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I used to do this, although I wasn't making anywhere near that kind of profit. I'd look out for the dented cans of beer from the supermarket that were cheap as hell, or stuff they had to get rid of because it was approaching the sell-by date. Then, I'd go into town and sell them to people waiting in line for clubs.

45 upvoteswaitfor_ittt4 years ago

I almost forgot to add the disappointment on her face was priceless.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Try being the sober guy who drove to a party out in the middle of nowhere. Once people catch on there's a driver, the whores will come out. It's like it's just genetically programmed to try and scam you

8 upvotesRed_August4 years ago

This is the kind of epiphany that will stick with you for the rest of your life. That moment when you finally see the pedestal for the first time. This reminds me many, many moons ago when I was a young 21 year old man on holiday with my buddies on some party island in Greece and I finally had an awakening. We stood in line to get quick on-the-spot Tequilla slammers from a tiny bar. There was a single line/queue of mostly guys taking turns taking a shot at the bar. Up front and to the side of the bar stood a solid HB9 blond, skinny, fit northern European chick. She asked every second guy or so if he would buy her a drink - often just passing it over to her other less good-looking friends. She was simply fleecing every beta in line to get her and her friends drunk on a factory-industrial scale. I had time to witness this scene as i got closer to the bar and felt utter disgust at her fake little come-on and plastic smile. And for the first time, prepared, and as my turn came up, she asked away and I looked at her, took my time and said "no". I didn't let go of my gaze and she looked a little shocked, shook her head as to shake it off and turned away towards her friends with a little scowl. You never forget these little revealing moments that awake you to the realities.

5 upvotesMasonjarteadrinker24 years ago

A while back me and my boys went to this bar, the line was super long but we waited it out; but the when we were near the front I saw a group of women eyeing us. I called it and told my boy that they were going to want to cut in line with us, within a few minutes they send their most attractive friend to come talk to us, she tells me flirting and all "Hey can me and my girls cut with you guys?" I just responded with this in front of the whole line "Na we're good" and gave her my back.

The butt hurt with this girl was amazing, felt stupid cause people started laughing quietly and she started saying bs like "You're acting like you're cute" and blah blah blah, shit was hilarious, she must have felt fucken stupid getting rejected, cause I'm sure a ton of dudes are always sucking up to her and hers friends.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You should try working in a bar. It both annoyed and amused me when some women would ask for a free drink, thinking a smile is adequate payment for booze. I don't know what's more messed up, that they think I'm some sort of desperate prick, or the fact that some guys evidently are desperate pricks because this trick has worked before for them.

1 upvotesLuvBeer4 years ago

Isn't that the regular price of a cigarette in the US now?

1 upvotesjoshhose4 years ago

Ya idk that ten bucks sounds pretty good lmao

176 upvotesSkorchZang4 years ago

All kinds of things going exactly right in this FR.

Feel like somebody could easily do a 2-page analysis on it. But we could also just imagine two sock-puppets talking, sock-puppet Man and sock-puppet Pussy:

Pussy: Can I have a cigarette?

Man: Look Pussy, I want you, but I'm too tired to chase and don't give a shit. Tits or GTFO.

Pussy: Omg, that's hot.

Pussy throws herself at the man, they lazily exit stage left with her clinging to him.

42 upvotes_whistler4 years ago

This is better than a two-page write up. Well done.

214 upvoteswaitfor_ittt4 years ago

Great field report. I think this is a good reminder that even though girls have all of these options (she could've gotten a whole pack of cigarettes) she still opts for the tingles sparked from a man who values himself more than her (and will accept a single cigarette).

108 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Good girls will be sucking dick on street corners for $10 when the economy collapses and their orbiters are out of jobs.

38 upvoteswhatgold4 years ago

Perhaps, organic local farmers will become kings.

Tick, tock, tick, tock.

33 upvotesthrough_a_ways4 years ago

Organic local farmers with guns, you mean

11 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Warlords who can steal the food that farmers produce, you mean. I'm not seeing a farmer with a gun fighting off, oh, twenty bandits armed with guns attacking in the middle of the night.

12 upvotesreddick14 years ago

Which is the plot of Seven Samurai.

5 upvotesFlapflapimabird4 years ago

Farmers will have their own gangs, trust me.

13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

So they'll either pay a warlord for protection, or they become warlords themselves.

5 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Check out how it worked in Bosnia, raids on farms stopped once farmers were armed. Besides, take and eat everything and theres no seeds for next year. Everyone starves.

Avoid short term feminine thinking.

28 upvotesSemper_I4 years ago

That's literally my plan. A sweet solar cabin in the woods with supplies, orgies and guns...glorious guns.

4 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

That's what I'm building, not for the eventual collapse of everything or some shit, but so I can not spend as much money giving it to people who actively try to keep me hooked.

In five years my land and my new shop will be paid off. I'll be producing home made ethanol to run my vehicles and generator, methane to cook and heat my stills, and greenhouses to grow my food year round. I hope society doesn't collapse, because I can't build my cars without extra parts and supplies.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Yeah man sounds great. I'm sure the collapse of society will occur soon. While you're waiting save me a seat won't ya?

3 upvotesicecow4 years ago

yeah probably the one your in right now

15 upvoteswhatgold4 years ago

When that day comes, it will be like saying computer programmers with computers. A redundant statement. But you're so very correct. Thankfully in the USA we still have a chance at living through the collapse, as of 2015. Hopefully in 50 years mind control will not have progressed enough to convince the majority that ownership of firearms aught to be centralized in the hands of government organizations run by psychopaths.

71 upvotesSexistFlyingPig4 years ago

The whole point wasn't that she wanted a cigarette. It's that she thought you were hot and wanted an excuse to talk to you. Since you didn't beta up, you sealed the deal.

Nice FR though.

31 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

The smoking area is pretty good for seeing dynamics like this play out naturally.

A woman can INSTANTLY identify any orbiters by asking for free cigarettes or getting others to roll them. I've had it the opposite way too. Beta wants cigarette from me, i say £5 without missing a beat (I didn't want to give any away so i thought i'd be unreasonable with the price to see how desperate they were). He starts arguing over the price, walks away to get his girl-friend to come and bat her eyelashes to get me to give her one for free.

Obviously she'd get away with this with the same type of people who her friend represented, but when i made it clear having a pair of tits and a vagina wasn't going to get her cheaper cigarettes for her friend she started actually engaging me in a conversation and a drink ignoring her other friends she was with, on the premise that i'd refused to give her something. Obviously the friends shot me dirty looks the entire time but i held my frame.

Smoking area is sometimes the best place to be for general conversation and even pulling on a night out even if you don't smoke. Just make sure to not be one of those guys offering your shit to people you don't know on the premise that they can fit your dick in them

28 upvotesPalpetinus4 years ago

If they turn down the cig for 5£ and make another proposal, go for 6£. That shows you're not fucking around.

35 upvotespsycho-logical4 years ago

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

21 upvotesthefisherman19614 years ago

Awesome. I'm going to try that next time.

This is where they turn on her, calling her a slut, how could you do that, bla bla bla...

That's exactly the typical white knight blue pill beta orbiter "nice guy" reaction I would have expected.

3 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

In my BP days, that was the type of shit to make me go silent and completely ignore a chick. Like thinking to myself...

"bitch. you just called me yesterday crying about being disrespected and then you pull this shit? I can't deal... kill yourself"

1 upvotesthefisherman19614 years ago

Right because now you wouldn't listen to her crying about being disrespected in the first place.

7 upvotesoholandesvoador4 years ago

Soo much TRP acronyms in one sentence.

56 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

God damn some members of my gender are fucking pathetic. I can't be too upset, it just means more room for me at the top, but still I sometimes shake my head and just wonder, "has that strategy ever worked out for you?". If not, why the fuck do you continue to use it?

30 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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12 upvoteslife_manager4 years ago

Partly a yes. It's a brainwashing.. years of mom and dad "treat a lady with respect," school having zero tolerance for aggressive behavior, a complete destruction of anything competitive cause of feels, and even young girls are conditioned to think "I want a nice guy." So all these young girls are saying it, all these adults and systems reinforce it, suddenly you think it's true.

Then some kid with shitty parents comes through with disregard and she can't explain why she's attracted to him.

1 upvotesObsidianOne4 years ago

And often it DOES work out, when he's in his 30's and all those post-wall women come flooding him wanting to settle down with him. And he looks at the alphas and smiles and says, "You bad boys were wrong all along, I was right! Women do appreciate nice guys!"

What is hilarious about this, is I used to actually have this exact train of thought. That when women got older, they'd appreciate me for being the 'nice guy' and things would work out.

1 upvotesRedBigMan4 years ago

10 years later... try maybe 2-4 years later. I think statistics show that if a marriage passes the 7 year mark it's more likely to last and another milestone being the 14 year mark... means the relationship got past two '7 year itch' periods so it's more likely to stand the test of time.

That said I notice dudes with sunk cost fallacy on a lot of shit. Like one of my friends he bought a car for like $3000 or something like that and ran it into the ground and now he thinks he can sell it for $3000... LOL.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

It's so weird hearing someone say "my gender is weird" and not be a white knight on reddit apologizing for having a penis.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Before finding TRP the one thing that made me rethink my instincts (TRP pretty much) was the constant blue pill teachings of the other people around me. Whether they be movies, media, authority figures, white knights, women, etc. Its the constant reminding of the idea, do x and you get y (be blue pill and you get woman of your dreams), that makes people stick to it so hard (it hasnt worked yet but ill get y in the end if I keep to it).

7 upvotesMrShoeguy4 years ago

"...the constant blue pill teachings of the other people around me."

In all situations and with every issue, understand that what people say has nothing to do with what people believe. People say things because they want you to hear it. Think about that good and hard.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

So people are spreading blue pill "teachings" to gain social clout in the blue pill world? Or people are spreading it because they want to corral me into blue pill world? I may not understand what you are saying, is this what you meant?

3 upvotesMrShoeguy4 years ago

I mean they want to corral you into the blue pill world and get you to do all of that blue pill stuff.

1 upvotesyaysmr4 years ago

I'll tell you why I did: you convince yourself that if you keep pretending the rules are different, acting like the rules are different, eventually people will see that its better and the rules will change.

I thought my way was better and that it would be adopted by others once they see how superior it was. But eventually I realized that you only get one chance at the game, and you can't get back all the time you waste complaining about the rules, so you may as well start winning based on the rules as they are.

1 upvoteswiseclockcounter4 years ago

i think it comes down to a romantic delusion that you're the flogged hero of your own sappy opera. one where suffering at your own hand becomes normal and you get suckered into a victim mentality, too timid to break out and actually do something effectively... at least that's how it was for me at my worst.

It was easier to regret a moment like I always had than to muster the courage to do something. Pretty fucking sad. It's no wonder beta's are such an easy hook. They have deprived themselves of success for so long that the moment someone lets them taste it, they submit themselves completely, clinging to the hope that they won't fuck it up for themselves.

Nothing is more useful and less sexy to a woman.

253 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Hanging out with women will turn any man into an effeminate man. Ask Bruce Jenner.

upvotes [OP]50 years ago

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213 upvotesitsmehobnob4 years ago

trans = mental illness

Everybody is falling over each other to show how tolerant and open minded they are. They so badly want to be a part of the moral high ground they'll see anything as tragic as opposed to derangement.

48 upvotesporkmaster4 years ago

well it's like schizophrenia. i don't hate them for their brains being fucked. i feel sorry for 'em. trans is the same way. studies have shown that their brains are actually set up like the opposite sex. there's no real treatment, so sex change is one way to deal with it. i think it looks horrible on 95+% of the people that try it, but a few do manage to pull it off. but i don't hate them for it. at least not any more than i hate fat people or idiots with facial tattoos/floppy stretched out ears.

44 upvotesWardlyHasted4 years ago

I don't hate trans people either. I feel sorry for them. There is clearly something wrong with their brains and instead of being given medicine like 90% of other mental diseases, society enables them and provides sex change operations. Something like 65% of post-op trans people kill themselves.

20 upvotesporkmaster4 years ago

i don't think there's any known medicine that can change what's wrong with them. if there was, it could be weaponized and used on enemies to make all their men women.

13 upvotesLugerDog4 years ago

The Air Force actually researched a "gay bomb". http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

12 upvoteslarrythetomato4 years ago

I've heard (might be hearsay) that the community is toxic and fucked up. Anyone who shows any inklings will instantly be pounced on and convinced that they are not in the right body and must fix it to feel normal. They might just be a gay guy or a lesbian, or even unsure, but they would be pushed into hormones and surgery to get more poster-boy/girls? to push their cause.

This study did a long term 30-year review of follow-up studies after sex reassignment. It shows a 19x suicide deaths of post-ops vs control, and a 5x attempted suicide rate after taking into account other factors like psychiatric morbidity (things like depression). That is horrifically large.

6 upvotesfoldpak1114 years ago

Shit I can see why too. I can't even count how many Worldstarhiphop videos I've seen if people starting fights with trans. But you hit it on the nail, I feel sorry for them. It's the same thing as depressed people or those who can't sleep, medicate them or the problem will multiply. If you were born male, that's what nature intended you to be. I want to be a chick so I can hit men and throw temper tantrums in public only to be met with no resistance, as an army of beta males swear they will take care of me should anything happen to Chad, but you don't see me chopping my penis off

-2 upvotesbreakingmad14 years ago

Something like 65% of post-op trans people kill themselves

Source for that shite that just slopped out your mouth?

5 upvotesrpkarma4 years ago

I hate fat people. They chose to be that way, the others didn't.

4 upvotesthrough_a_ways4 years ago

i think it looks horrible on 95+% of the people that try it, but a few do manage to pull it off.

Anyone who actually intends to become trans should do so before puberty.

Testosterone is irreversible and masculinizes the entire body.

Estrogen closes the growth plates (probably does a shitload of other stuff too)

It's true that they have brains that are gendered differently. It's amusing how intense the leftist cognitive dissonance is from everything relating to transsexuals and gender equality. Same with science and gender/racial equality.

2 upvotesporkmaster4 years ago

agreed. if they see a shrink beforehand and have been acting like the wrong gender for years, they should at least be put on a hormone blocker for a good while as a teen if not given hormones. otherwise they're going to look like shit.

-1 upvotesJimmy_Big_Nuts4 years ago

Mate I'm leftwing and I have zero cognitive dissonance - I don't know what your term of reference is, possibly American where there is cultural baggage? Rightwingers have a serious problem with science when it comes to religion and global warming etc. leftwingers merely accept the fact that capitalism in it's present form has serious flaws, which is undeniable, and proposes solutions that work. As for left leaning feminists and what we refer to as sjw - yeah, fucking wacko. Sadly, the two have been somewhat mixed. But for the record you can be left and redpill - just as you can be rightwing and bluepill as fuck.

1 upvotesthrough_a_ways4 years ago

If you're not American, you really wouldn't get it. European leftists tend to be much more accepting of these things, from what I've seen.

You haven't been exposed to how radically bipolar the political spectrum is, and how herd-like their opinions are on most issues.

1 upvotesjuliusstreicher4 years ago

Not to be too big a dick, but, you are totally wrong about capitalism. U have been socialized to believe that. It is free trade. If others suffer, it isn't a flaw in capitalism...it is a flaw in the system that you want to do whatever it is you want done.

upvotes [OP]50 years ago

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50 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Taking hormones to get jacked = go to jail

34 upvotesRedBigMan4 years ago

I'm a man in a man's body... I need to take hormones to fix this problem!

28 upvotesking_of_red_alphas4 years ago

I think I may be an Alpha trapped in a Beta's body.

5 upvotesJimmy_Big_Nuts4 years ago

It's because it's easier - we don't yet have a drug that makes someone feel like they are a different gender - just like we don't have a drug that turns someone gay. Surgery and hormones we can do, so that's the current treatment for this form of mental illness. Give it a while and maybe trannies will become a thing of the past when they can just flip a switch in a persons head. I get what you mean though. Funny how the brain works.

1 upvotesdan_legend4 years ago

Lol how did this turn into a trans bashing convo. I honestly dont care who turns transgender. I'll never have that problem. Fuck 'em if they're straight, fuck 'em if their trans.

2 upvotesNAmember814 years ago

I wish a 50% increase in the gay population would occur so more women would be available for me. I really don't care what people do as long as they don't harm anybody.

1 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

The whole trans thing is retarded to me. How does one feel as though they are another gender? You either have the body parts or you don't. End of story. Outside of that, the person is just a homosexual that wants to be a woman. I'm not judging. I don't even give a fuck really. But at the end of the day, I consider him a man with a sex change. Not a woman.

1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Funny thing, I have trans friends, both pre op and post (no I don't fuck them even if they want to) but they say the same shit I do about this crap.

Who fucking cares?

A hero? Bitch please. Courageous? Oh fuck off.

They are different, and a miniscule part of the population. It's how they are, so fucking what. Why I've had to see a former Olympian who had his dick cut off for the last week is beyond me. Dude sure seemed gay back in the 70s, I was not surprised at all. Everyone plays right into the attention whoring bullshit.

Who fucking cares?

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

totally straight!

1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Yep, he doesn't love rainbows, Dorothy, and cock.

44 upvotesbartallen47904 years ago

What we should all really be talking about is if Caitlin Jenner will now get $0.77 to every $1.00 she made as Bruce.

12 upvotesTerryYockey4 years ago

I seriously hope that they don't qualify for SSI or disability or anything, since they made a willing, conscious choice to disable themselves.

36 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

is fully accepted by Americans

You mean the elite shitting on the moral fabric of western societies while preserving their strong family unit? Yes these guys are all for transgender.

17 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I've worked and volunteered with people with disabilities for many years. This pisses me off.

2 upvotessirjuicybooty4 years ago

Im a machinist and i see it all the time. People missing fingers, eyes, all that. This people would give anything to have their bodies back to normal. I just don't understand it man.

1 upvotesStinkfished4 years ago


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1 upvoteshatertauts4 years ago

Well fucking done. Interesting experiments.

It's interesting that trans folks would shit test as well.

So to encourage threesome potential get the girl(s) to start lifting. Test also increases libido so lifting could increase her sex drive as well.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Tranny? Take some testerone, ffs!

1 upvotesTheEntireHumanRace4 years ago

Ok so I was going to post this last night but I was almost asleep and on mobile.

I'm a straight male living with a gay male. And he shit tests me all the fucking time. I hate to say but he is like my own little punching bag / training grounds.

I thought living with him would be alright. He's "cool." But Fuckin a It is like living with a chick and I end up being pissed half the time.

So currently looking for traveling work out of state to:

A: Make some bank. B: Work on my game states away.

Anyone here working in the oil fields?

-5 upvoteskneeonbelly4 years ago

What the fuck are you doing spending any of your time and energy on a "shit-testing" tranny? Why are you even worried if this person is shit testing you or anything about them? Do you want to fuck a dude? Get a grip bro this isn't the place for you. This subreddit is getting fucking pussified to no end

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-1 upvoteskneeonbelly4 years ago

With the general redditor vagina infiltration over the last two years I don't think it is anymore either.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Hilarious. That was an unexpected jab, kudos.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Thank you for saying this. Its amazing and also the reason I browse trp daily. Its totally off topic but I am fairly new and have been working on myself for almost 3 4 months. Recently I have started gaining smv and respect from my social circle (guys and girls). One thing I noticed about myself and I am working to change is that I am always surrounded by girls, girls who arent my plates but just friends (bp i know). I have started making an active attempt to be more around guys with high smv or fly solo. Just a few days back a female friend asked me if I want to go with her to meet a new friend. I asked her if the other girl was single? She said no. I promptly said "why would I waste my time then?" She was shocked but didnt argue or anything.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You're on the right track brother. TRP Is all about masculine common sense, quite simple really, only caveat is that it's not taught by fathers today.

40 upvotesZamarski4 years ago

Game for smokers:


[I hope I'm not violating a link rule here - I'm linking to my own blog]

13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You're The Private Man from Twitter? Good to see you here.

Do vapers count? lol

2 upvotesZamarski4 years ago

I've actually been here a long time. I did one of the early AMAs back when there were just a few folks here.

Yes, vapers count!

6 upvotesgod104 years ago

Game for smokers:

don't be a smoker, you joker.

76 upvotessbdragonfruit4 years ago

Masterful. Well done. But smoking is gross, and girls that smoke are gross. But good for you.

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30 upvotesHumanSockPuppet4 years ago

but she was smoking hot

Then you did the right thing by putting her out.

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37 upvotesaguy014 years ago

Yea I can't remember the study but women that smoke are overwhelmingly more likely to be hoes. If a girl can't say no to cigarettes she can't say no to good dick.

6 upvotesBadgerBurger4 years ago

Risk-taking behavior. If she sees no problem with one risk, why not another?

2 upvotesRedBigMan4 years ago

She probably can't say no to bad dick either for that matter.

Just remember hoes who smoke age more quickly. I know the common parlance is that at 30 a woman hits the wall but truth is the wall can be anywhere from 25 to 40 depending on how well they take care of themselves. Smoking makes them hit the wall sooner and faster... Just like if they start doing meth or crack and other crazy drugs.

1 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

Another life-altering quote. Thanks!

edit: Goddamnit. My ex didn't drink or smoke. I may have reeeeally fucked up.

15 upvotesthefisherman19614 years ago

But if you're also a smoker then you can't taste the smoke in her mouth either so it cancels out.

3 upvotesBadgerBurger4 years ago

It's funny: I know a young girl who smokes. When I see her out at bars, full makeup, she's hot as fuck. Guys all over her. She has some drinks and goes out for a smoke with no shortage of attention.

Then I saw her at volleyball. No makeup. Revealing clothes show the body is aging rapidly. Still cute and good personality. But at volleyball she's a 6. At the bars she's a 9.

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36 upvotesunassumingusername74 years ago

I've been with girls who smoke. Their mouths and pussies taste like shit. It accelerates their approach with the wall too. Not arguing with them being thin, though.

Edit: if you smoke, you probably won't taste it on them.

15 upvotessbdragonfruit4 years ago

Thanks, a guy who "gets it". I fucked some mature woman years ago that smoked, and never again. Mega turn-off.

9 upvotesNothing_Gazes_Back4 years ago

This exactly. I'll spin one for a night but I'll never invest more than a few hours with a smoker. They have no longevity in the looks department and they taste like shit.

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11 upvotesNothing_Gazes_Back4 years ago

I can definitely confirm this. I'm working on a full sleeve from a very talented artist and I swear, girls with bad tattoos are the easiest lays you'll ever find.

If you can't plan ahead and find a proper artist then you're likely the sort of impulsive airhead that is going to agressively swallow cock until you pop out a couple of crotch goblins and ride the welfare wagon into a double wide.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You probably like heroine addicts too because they're nice and slim

8 upvotesdgillz4 years ago


Heroine is a female hero.

11 upvotesJakenbake7814 years ago

Kinda off topic and hopefully not a stupid question, but how does one get into that line of work? Hanging power lines, not being a chef. Seems like something I might be interested in.

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7 upvotesMuchAdoAboutNada4 years ago

I've heard that you get paid a fuck-ton for hanging lines from a helicopter. Would you say that is true?

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2 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

Damn. They pay overtime for that shit? Thats crazy. I figured it was salary. Kudos!

21 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I love how you handled this from start to finish. You drove away the betas, were outcome independent (were willing to let her walk away in the beginning), and you held frame, she gave in, and then you gave her a taste of Chad Thundercock.

11 upvotesTriple_Overdrive4 years ago

We need more reports like this. I like how they all turned on her after she flashed you. Betas are the REAL assholes...

3 upvotesPlanner_Hammish4 years ago

I think he sealed the deal when he said "alright, that's enough" after they were berating her. So much information was conveyed in those three words:

That they were being rude;

That he has her attention now, and they can fuck off;

That he is confident and either a leader among men, or willing to fight for his authority;

That he is willing to stand up for her;

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20 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

It doesn't matter what his SMV is, he could be super low SMV, or middling SMV, what does matter is his actions increased his SMV in the eyes of that particular woman. THAT is all that matters. He held frame, implied abundance by giving her the opportunity to walk, then held frame again when she returned to him and offered to flash him and his friend her tits.

Then he escalated along with his friend by inviting her inside and then went on from there till he took her home.

Pretty much a perfect FR from a cold approach.

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13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You're not quite getting it, it isn't his initial SMV that made this work, it was his actions that made it work. I'm not saying his initial SMV didn't help, I'm just saying it's not the only reason for his success here.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Pretty sure what the dude is implying is if he had low smv, the girl would be insulted and call him a "creep".

Low SMV dudes who go up to hot chicks asking to see tits? I think that is what the dude you're talking with is implying.

11 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Well remember, she approached him, not the other way around.

3 upvotesaguy014 years ago

You're not quite getting it, it isn't his initial SMV that made this work, it was his actions that made it work.

Kind of but not really. She took one look at him and thought about fucking him. His actions verified that he is fuckable, but his looks hooked her. Game is overrated. When your SMV is high all you have to do is have the balls to make a move.

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8 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

But I am not ridiculously good looking or anything.

Wrong. All of the things before that last line make you good looking. Unless you've got a cleft lip, missing an eyeball or something, the things above that line put you miles ahead of other guys.

13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Those guys are all complaining that girls only go for assholes right now.

1 upvotesoccupythekitchen4 years ago

Honestly what annoys me is that women like to lick the taste of other pussy out of their "man's" dick. That's what annoys me and it turns me off. But hey I'm doing well right now and am finally getting a gym membership to keep on improving myself, being in a new city hasn't helped me much (moved twice in ten months) but I'm in a point now where I run into friends non stop and hanging out with different plates two/three times a week.

4 upvotesZchavago4 years ago

And that's how i met your mom.

4 upvotesTransmigratory4 years ago

Reading the part with the white knights made me face palm... well they can be forever blue or eventually learn.

4 upvotesthis_guy20014 years ago

Best story I have heard/read in a while.

5 upvotesapackofwankers4 years ago

Last year, I was in Moscow, and they have a lovely expression here "stop fucking my brain". Its something mostly women say.

One woman explained to me that when a woman says "stop fucking my brain", she really means "stop fucking my brain and start fucking my pussy".

So, fucking with chicks mind's, toying with them, manipulating them for fun and entertainment, is a kind of foreplay. Whenever I can, I fuck with chick's minds now. If I can identify what they want, I dangle it in front of them, like fucking with a cat using a laser pointer.

When the white knights came to her rescue, she was fucking with both them and you by offering to show her tits. You handled the situation brilliantly by completely dominating them and telling them to leave. Note to all TRPers: as well as lifting, do martial arts. It doesn't matter how big or strong you are - a trained fighter will take you to pieces.

5 upvotesfavours_of_the_moon4 years ago

I respond "only if you show me your tits." She kinda laughs but I think she was more shocked. She says please and I keep saying only if you show me your tits. By this time her white nights come over to save her. One guy starts calling me faggot, one guy offers me $10 for a smoke for her, one guy offers to go buy her some from a gas station and the other tries to convince his friends to fight us... Unbelievable. Me and my friend start laughing and walk away. She then says "wait, how long do I have to show them to you?"

This is what even TRP dudes do NOT understand about a bitch. At this point, she's ONLY doing it to extreme personal mindrape the white knights. She doesn't care about the cigarette anymore.

That's how a "modern girl" gets tingles.

12 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

She showed her tits even though she had an orbiter offering $10? What incentive did she have if the beta was gonna do that anyways?

56 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Apparently she wanted a masculine dude to fuck more than she wanted a beta loser to buy her a cigarette.

15 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I used to work as a bouncer and have seen a lot of this behavior.

3 upvotesSlickBlackCadillac4 years ago

Please make a post about it!

12 upvotesTrisha_Hill4 years ago

What does linerepair with a helicopter has to do with this? Fishy intro fishy story

16 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

He explained why he was working for his friend in a kitchen.

7 upvoteswhatyearisthisagain4 years ago

Moral of the story:

When she wants dick she always sends me a text -- "can I have a cigarette?"


I was just trying to fuck with her for my own sick amusement and it worked out better than i imagined.

As her text implies, she never wanted a cigarette in the first place. She was asking for cock all along.

One guy starts calling me faggot, one guy offers me $10 for a smoke for her, one guy offers to go buy her some from a gas station

Which these guys will never be able to understand.

2 upvotesidle_reception4 years ago

How do I get your job? Lmao that sounds bad ass.

On another note, women love not getting what they expect keeps them on their toes and gives them a thrill on that emotional roller coaster

2 upvotesbonerfleximus4 years ago

Being a non-smoker sucks sometimes...just the taste of cigarette in a kiss makes me go soft.

2 upvotesmachimus4 years ago

Interesting that the cigarette was the only honest social transaction that night. Two of her orbiters got aggressive which was directly keeping her from what she wanted. The other two offered to buy her smokes, but then she would have "owed them" 10 bucks worth of affection. Asking to see her tits had no strings attached, and ended up being the cheapest price. Huh.

2 upvoteschrisindub4 years ago

This is always the problem with drunk orbiters, they would often rather implode in a tragic way that ruins everyone's night than acknowledge that they were outplayed and allow the superior skills to leave with the target.

2 upvotesmoose_war4 years ago

I'm wondering if she played along because she already found you attractive and was willing to show you her tits for free or if she started finding you more attractive because you were so bold and forward with her.

I know the answer will probably be "a mixture of both" but I'd really like to know which was a bigger factor...I'm thinking she already found you attractive to begin with and this was almost like a reverse shit test on her. She asked for something harmlessly and you deflected a shit test to her that, contrasted with her thirsty white knights, kind of fast tracked her attraction to you.

2 upvoteswtg29894 years ago

Why do so many people make these posts just to pat themselves on the back? The part where all 4 guys turn on her and call her a slut seems pretty unlikely so I think you may just be making this up.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

prob one of the best posts on TRP i've ever seen..

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That is an unbelievable story, friend.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

How to know if this story is real or not?

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9 upvotesDoctor_Mayhem4 years ago

I should probably post some of my field reports. The vast majority end in either hilarious failure, or me acting like a massive asshole. Such as when a girl told me she wasn't sure what she wanted and was just looking for friends and to date around until she figures herself out, I said, "Oh, that's fine, we can be friends. We'll hang out again." I then got up to walk out and she was like, "Hey, what about the tab?" I said, "My friends buy me drinks." Never heard from her again, but I still think I came out on top. Ducked the corner and left her with the tab. Haaaaa!

2 upvotesEntershikari4 years ago

Man I believe you. But But I'd love a picture of the message !

2 upvotesTerd_Ferguson694 years ago

"We are outside for about 5 minutes when she comes up to us and asks for a cigarette."

If she smokes, she pokes. The smell of cig smoke would make me go limp in a hurry. But if she is that hot, I'd prob go with it. I'm gonna start carrying a pack of cigs even tho I don't smoke em. Haha

1 upvotesMasonjarteadrinker24 years ago

This so simple but awesome, good shit man.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That's a good FR. Some people will complain later that it's fiction, but not caring and saying what you want regardless of yes or no is shocking to everyone around you.

1 upvotespilledwillingly4 years ago

Dude, you're a fucking transmission liney, sometimes a set of tits is just not the most exciting part of your day, and motherfuckers gotta deal with that.

1 upvotesanti_erection_man4 years ago

There are so many white knights out there, that any men not being a pusslicker is automatically an asshole, just for not going overboard with the "niceness". Why the fuck would you give a cig to a total stranger? Just because she's got a pussy?

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

A couple years ago I went back to my frat for a party with some of the younger guys who joined when I was a junior/senior. Passed out on a common room couch, and around 6 in the morning hear a girl and guy come in asking to use the couch for fucking. I told her I would get up (I had to leave anyway to go sleep in my own bed) but she had to show me her tits first. She did it right in front of the guy, for about 10 seconds. Ridiculous. These girls today have zero morals.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Love the update. You held frame and didn't reply to her right away, so she knows you're busy, not thirsty, and you're creating even more value.

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1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Oh hell, I didn't notice the military time thing. At 0230, I'm usually just finishing up in the gym or leaving the gym.

Man I enjoyed your FR.

1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

I've done that too. She wants something, my reply is get it yourself. She continues to whine, show me your tits. Tits come out, she gets something. With the right frame it works. It works especially well with the young hot ones, not so much with the old or fat ones, but really why would you want it any different?

1 upvotesECoast_Man4 years ago

This is the great dilemma with smoking.

Frankly, it shouldn't be done. It fucks with your health seriously. But if you can limit it to maybe a couple smokes when you go out, you should be fine.

However, I smoked regularly for years and it has been an introduction to fucking, just off the top of my head, 10 times. Definitely more.

1 upvotesinfapwetrust4 years ago

TIL lots of red pill guys smoke

1 upvotesScottRikkard4 years ago

Hahahahaha, fucking awesome. I bet she's an obligatory feminist too. hahahahaha

1 upvotesEvileddie134 years ago

Dude, this story is totally plausible. Even when I was the biggest blue pill bitch, I was KING of 'Show me Your TITS' . I LMAO hard when I read the line of 'how long do I have to show them to you?' I've heard that line ALOT and they all say it. This should be a challenge to you all.

-4 upvotesZamarski4 years ago

Game for smokers:


[I hope I'm not violating a link rule here - I'm linking to my own blog]

3 upvotesTheAureate4 years ago

You're not violating a rule at all. I usually put links to my writing in my posts too. Next time, maybe copy as much of the actual text as possible, and then throw a link at the end for those that want more.

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By this time her white knights come over to save her. One guy starts calling me faggot, one guy offers me $10 for a smoke for her, one guy offers to go buy her some from a gas station and the other tries to convince his friends to fight us...

Right, because everyone knows that the gaylords love titties. And one fool was seriously going to give you all that money just for for one cigarette?! I'm actually amazed. That guy especially should be ashamed of himself, even more so than the would-be hardman who tried to kick off.

-3 upvotesRadioactiveTentacles4 years ago

I think this might be the best story I have ever heard in my entire life.

-1 upvotessumZy4 years ago

I think im gonna store this in the thingsthathappenedn.txt file on my imaginary hd

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