So I work as a lineman hanging power lines from a helicopter. And my best friend is a chef. We live in a college town so every May college kids graduate and he is BUSY. I worked in kitchens for a lot of my youth and for the past 3 years I help him out on graduation weekend as his assistant. It is kinda fun and nostalgic for me, we get to work together, he pays me cash and I get to eat and drink for free. Why not?
Well this past graduation weekend we are done (its about midnight), the cooks are cleaning the kitchen and we were having a drink outside while we smoked. Outside there is a super hot college aged female surrounded by 4 guys chatting it up. She makes eye contact, smiles but I'm exhausted, I smell bad and I'm just not in the mood to put forth any effort to game her. But me and my buddy talk about her, those 4 idiots trying so hard and how we used to be the same way. We are outside for about 5 minutes when she comes up to us and asks for a cigarette. I respond "only if you show me your tits." She kinda laughs but I think she was more shocked. She says please and I keep saying only if you show me your tits. By this time her white nights come over to save her. One guy starts calling me faggot, one guy offers me $10 for a smoke for her, one guy offers to go buy her some from a gas station and the other tries to convince his friends to fight us... Unbelievable. Me and my friend start laughing and walk away. She then says "wait, how long do I have to show them to you?" I was kinda surprised, and didn't really believe her but I played along and respond with "long enough so I can get a good look but nothing obscene, its just a cig." Her gang of guys all start complaining; "don't do it, you are better than that." "You are so beautiful, he is a jerk don't show him your breasts." " I'll buy you a whole pack of cigarettes, don't do that for one."
She asks me where we should go for this to happen and I reply we should do it right here. But, she is hesitant because others might see. I'm not sure but I think she was referring to her idiot orbiters. She'd rather show me, a complete stranger, her tits than her lame guy friends. So we go around the corner, she flashes me her tits for about 10 seconds (longer than I expected), I compliment them, give her a smoke, light it for her and we come back around. My friend has a HUGE grin on his face and the gang of 4 look pissed.
This is where they turn on her, calling her a slut, how could you do that, bla bla bla... Now she is standing next to ME with them across from us. I speak loud and commanding, "that's enough, I think you guys need to go." They walk away bitching and moaning but walk away nonetheless. I get her name, introduce myself, and introduce her to my friend. He says he owns the place, is the chef and offers to buy her a drink. We all go inside get drunk and I take her home that night.
I was just trying to fuck with her for my own sick amusement and it worked out better than i imagined. I think it worked because she is gorgeous and always gets what she wants from men. I didn't cave.
Its been 2 weeks and we've hooked up a few more times. When she wants dick she always sends me a text -- "can I have a cigarette?"
EDIT:: I just want to say that I've it go the other way too. I received some PMs asking if was just that easy. This time it was but I've said smart ass things and had drinks thrown in my face, been called a pig, a creep and others. So don't think being smart ass will work with everyone. The point of my post was that I was having fun. I enjoy being a smart ass. I work a blue collar job, with a bunch of high testosterone guys. That is what I do all day. Give people shit. I gave this girl a hard time and it worked. Lots of people call bullshit, and I guess you are entitled to your opinion but I have better things to do with my time than to make up stories online. Anyway someone asked for a picture if she texted me. She is usually my Monday and Tuesday girl but she texted me last night.
http://imgur.com/Fqr3bWo
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