In my fraternity, we used to have a tradition. The sophomore former Pledge Class President would write a list once pledgeship was over. Every member of the fraternity would get a line. That list was "how does everyone die?"

It was fun. The real purpose was just a quick shoutout to what made each guy him. It was also a rite of passage for a specific reason - it gave everyone a little feeling of inclusion and ensured the PCP didn't stop being a leader in the fraternity. Can't make funny quips about dudes you don't know.

For funsies, and because I've had two 211's (my worst love), I'm going to write a corollary of it about my impressions of you all.


/u/adam-l "The 1%er" - Part of the 1% (.01%?) of MGTOW identifying people who are legitimate. Fighting an unwinnable battle but at least he does it eloquently.

/u/mallardcove "Martin Luther" - The king of reformed losers, woke up one day and changed his life slowly but surely. Martin Luther because he knows the repentance required by Christ in order for sins to be forgiven involves inner spiritual repentance rather than merely confession.

/u/CainPrice "Purple Headed Wisdom Slinger" - The least hardcore Red EC - which isn't an insult. Fresh perspective from a new generation of thinker focused on the practical. Will wife up a slut (knowingly) but has the frame to make it work beautifully.

/u/sadomasochrist "The Debater" - Still contributes in PPD despite knowing better. Enjoys the nuance to a self-detrimental extent. The five paragraph essay is a comment in his mind.

/u/FieldLine "The Subversive" - Spits red pill about TRP. Political animal in sheep's clothing. Mensch.

/u/bsutansalt "The Crusader" - genuinely fights for a better West, but outcomes are questionable given how shitty the people are. Would be better off convincing small numbers of wealthy people to back a PAC and get into actual politics. Excellent janitor.

/u/Auvergnat "The Historian" - while certainly an excellent contributor in many stripes, does not do much top posting. Instead, an excellent aggregator of ideas and significant commentor. I would seed him and only him to write a book on the timeline of alt.seduction.fast PUA-->Present Day.

/u/sqerl "The Early Adopter" - Has been here an unreal amount of time (10+ years). Understandably not a heavy contributor. Come post at me so I can diagnose you, bro.

/u/NightWingTRP "The Utilitarian" - Wants to know what works. Odd fascination with the effects of booze. 3 years past his heyday, but thanks for contributing.

/u/JamesSkepp "Deckard Cain" - probably still plays Diablo 2. Wants you to Stay Awhile And Listen.

/u/redpillbanana "The Culturist" - Interested in what drives human interaction. Also a 3yr ago heyday guy, but still shows up occasionally. Thinks econometrics can measure pussy. Disappointed when he can't talk about that subject openly.

/u/OmLaLa "Blackanese Rasputin" - Unquestionably the most morally disengaged person in our sphere. Gets what he wants. May or may not have a massive midlife crisis. Leaning on "may".

/u/HumanSockPuppet "The Internet OG" - I'm just going to comment this

/u/ReddJive "Tom Sawyer" - Came up on the farm, lives and dies by the mantra of work. "Getting over it" is a guiding philosophy. Many could benefit from his wisdom, if they had the guts.

/u/Whisper "Sisyphus" - Deep down, believes writing intelligently but understandably will be enough to form a legion. Has yet to understand the ROI of reddit is negative, but denial is the first step.

/u/vandaalen "The Sperg Wrangler" - Spends plenty of time on askTRP, but not necessarily in a productive way, moreso for sperg bashing. Doesn't top post. Presence is a present, right?

/u/VasiliyZaitzev "From Russia With Ropes" - Genuinely out there to help the spergs, but secretly loves his following. Disaffection is mantra.

/u/MentORPHEUS "Borderline Boomer" - Would be a much better poster without Reddit ascii and rape hysteria, but he's 50+ so can't be too harsh. Definitely has several girls who think they're exclusive.

/u/nicethingyoucanthave "Reformed Bored" - Did marriage. Did divorce. Got fucked in the good way. Left. Starting to see why this whole movement matters now that his individualism is waning.

/u/KeffirLime "TIA" - That's a reference to Blood Diamond btw. White Africans get an interesting imprint - one that permits the disaffection of authority with the empowerment of Anglo individualism. A man who understands and dislikes systems, but recognizes their necessity.

/u/CopperFox3c "The Pragmatist" - His geographical mobility among other things led to his indifference to things that Don't Work. Does It Work? Good question.

/u/max_peenor "King Arthur" - Realized that listening to women was the key after 45+ years, just not the the way the bloops think you should. Pulling the sword from that stone made him powerful.

/u/GayLubeOil "The Court Jester" - pretty sure RPS changed flair to this when I was still unendorsed and made the comment. One of the few morality non-adjacent posters. Needs to learn how to play nice with dominant (monetarily) cultures to achieve his dreams, because dolla dolla bills yall. Would be happy as a tenured professor.

/u/redpillschool "The Architect" - Cares more about the future of an internet forum than anyone else. Understands the ROI of it is weak, but passion uber alles. Probably taught himself CSS just to make TRP more interesting.

/u/MattyAnon "Perma-Anger Phase" - Will never trust a woman again. Perma spinner and nothing wrong with it, but one of the most rigid viewpoints on the EC roster. Reminds the noobs about The Dark Side of women.

/u/RStonePT "Childless Dad" - Finds validation through reaching lost dudes. An academic at heart with a military experience that constantly conflicts with his actual self. Would be happy as a tenured professor.

/u/ex_addict_bro "Codependency Kills" - First it was the girls, then it was the drugs, then it was The Girl. Long walk on a short pier, but came out on the bright side. One of the few that toes the line between MRP and TRP. Preacher of don't RP to achieve BP goals.

/u/Woujo "The Anti-Conformist" - Believes strongly male life is a rejection of existing circumstances. Isn't wrong, but fell on the blog train and loves hair metal.