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[–]MintNova34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bitch better not be rapping on my chamber door.
[–]YouPeopleAreGarbage30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She would not, could not, on your door.
Unless you're at least 6'4".
She would not if you don't buy dinner.
She could not if you aren't thinner.
Not until you own some boats.
Not unless you'll buy fur coats.
You need a sporty car to drive.
You must accept her kids of five.
She does not want a decent man.
She does not want you Sam I Am.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not Poe!
Edit: LOL, it's Dr. Seuss. JFC
[–]R41nmakerSr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Edgar Allan Poe can distinguish friend from foe. Poe knows that Tyrone is a friend who turned foe by engaging in coitus with the whore who is 44.
The whore who is 44 realized that the foe Tyrone is gone. Tyrone has engaged in coitus and wants nothing more. “Nevermore will I be a whore,” said the whore at 44, “for I shall remain celibate and cast a bait until I catch a mate before I turn 48.”
“Once I have tricked a mate with my bait, I shall bear a child, acquire half of the mate’s assets, and again go into the wild with a smile.”
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This has been posted previously, and /u/xkulp8 had one of the best responses I've ever seen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/e8op87/comment/faea62x
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ohh yeah. I had that poem saved.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same! That's how I found it again so quickly.
Definitely in my top 5 favorite things I've seen here.
Hell, maybe top 3.
[–]xkulp8"Tucks" his problems away4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wrote that. Thanks, all of you!
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ToshinRaiizen6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Poe is my favorite Goth Kid from South Park.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Who died and made you the boss of mehhhhh”
[–]ImAllegory5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chicks who want kids who end up not being able to is tragic to see. Cats are basically the same thing im sure.
[–]thisisnotyourconcernCOVID-19 Ate My Homework6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see they are also men of culture.
[–]Stateist5551 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gold
[–]jb_golden1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's pretty sad, lol.
Bitch, you can't clean your room, how are you going to deal with a special needs child.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sniff! It's beautiful.
[–]Soulsaversara0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its possible to have children in your 40s. Not common but not that rare
[–]angelrock4200 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Edgar Allen Bro 👊
[–]RedMeatTrinket-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't Poe marry his 13 year old niece when he was 26?
[–]Cuntfart90002 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guess he would have been a member The Pedocrat Party. Probably would have been friends with John Podesta.
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