[Repost] Wants someone "fit and really good looking"

AngryCockOfJustice · 2019-11-18T12:10:01+00:00

I hope I will find someone fit and really good looking.

Is she planning to devour that person? Last time I checked cannibalism is illegal. What she should be looking for is salad without dressings.

Anyone willing to try his luck with her and take an arrow to the knee for the team? Anyone??????

OldFashionMarine · 2019-11-18T12:29:10+00:00

"Treat me like a queen...." Typo....."treat me to Dairy Queen".

tango-01 · 2019-11-18T12:14:18+00:00

Her inbox is probably full of messages from thirsty men. If that wasn't the case, she'd most likely have her reality check by now.

mr_kuk · 2019-11-18T12:46:49+00:00

Wazowski, I need those reports!

Sensei_Hensei · 2019-11-18T12:32:45+00:00

Tale as old as time....fat woman asking for something she is not.

tegs98 · 2019-11-18T12:07:46+00:00

First off you need to lose weight Second get a job Because i don't know any man who would wanna be with a ham planet like yourself

DangZagnut · 2019-11-18T12:12:13+00:00

Well those problem glasses don’t spell disaster.

Mardonram · 2019-11-18T12:18:52+00:00

Someone should explain to her the difference between being hopeful and being delusional.

bushwicksick · 2019-11-18T16:24:02+00:00

This blimp needs to drop 180-250lbs and needs plastic surgery to fix her loose skin + double chin.

Has she ever heard of this magical thing called the gym? I doubt she can exhibit any self control. Otherwise, she wouldn't look like a hippo waddling about. I bet good money she has a giant FUPA, massive thighs and struggles to breath. Despite all of her flaws, she wants a man to be in good shape. She has crossed the line from delusion into derangement. If you asked this blimp about her weight issues, she would consider it assault or harassment. Those glasses are not cute either.

She is bisexual, which in her case is DoubleSpeak for sexual degenerate. If she was a hot Carol with a nice body and cute face, she could pull that off. But a blimp like her? Nah, leave it for the cute/fit girls to display their sexual depravity.

Sorry, not sorry [in a moronic, NPC female voice]

wagweb · 2019-11-18T13:00:21+00:00

The Glasses made me think of thismonsters inc

2016RubiconTN · 2019-11-18T13:27:30+00:00

It means she feels entitled to someone whom has good genes and is handsome & not fat even though she is the opposite of all that. It’s just mental illness at its root to be honest. Online dating sites are full of this. It’s actually really good entertainment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

toolate4redpill · 2019-11-18T13:25:29+00:00

She wants a fit man apparently they taste better.

PhantasyBoy · 2019-11-18T14:15:11+00:00

It’s the hope that kills you.

Diabetes. I meant diabetes.

Sod_Off_Shotgun · 2019-11-18T16:21:34+00:00

I'm so thankful I found this sub. I used to visit ChoosingBeggars a lot and posted on there. But they neutered it, and now posts like these aren't allowed. Fuck that sub.

2019-11-18T12:09:54+00:00

*Shudders*

I have nothing futher to add.

illougiankides · 2019-11-18T13:27:30+00:00

God should recreate her. This try has failed.

shitfren · 2019-11-18T12:17:03+00:00

Best title she can get is fat princess

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2019-11-18T20:08:05+00:00

All these twats looking for relationships on Tinder......how do they not get the concept?

And a fit guy huh? How bout you start by trying to fit into anything smaller than a bed sheet.

tallwheel · 2019-11-18T20:19:25+00:00

Ugh! My cousin is like this. She says she's allergic to fruits and vegetables, and refuses to get a job. Weighs like 500 pounds, and expects every decent looking guy to bow down to her. These people are fucking toxic.

Lost_Hamster · 2019-11-18T15:18:23+00:00

It’s Roz from Monster Inc.

EDIT: For a picture of Roz https://binged.it/2OpdbJX

2019-11-18T15:47:58+00:00

So young and already looks like a turd.

verpin_zal · 2019-11-18T16:19:35+00:00

Well on the bright side, at least she doesn't have any "my whole world"s.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-11-18T22:37:48+00:00

I don't see how men are not lining up for this woman. She is a pure beauty. I see people calling her fat in the comments, mate she ain't fat, she is thick, get your facts right. The woman is an angel on Earth. I am sure men would dream of having such a woman.

Joroda · 2019-11-18T13:23:42+00:00

First dude whose car gets sucked up by her gravitational field.

LordFa9 · 2019-11-18T16:39:10+00:00

Nothing in her profile lists what she brings to the table, except maybe her own gravitional pull

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-11-18T17:21:00+00:00

"Bisexual". GTFO. Like women want that anymore than men do.

rebelauthor · 2019-11-19T07:47:10+00:00

American women are deeply disturbed, mentally ill, delusional, coddled, spoiled, & entitled. The very worst of any country the world over. Yes, I'm American.

cenaluc · 2019-11-18T17:23:22+00:00

She could be perfect but I only want to man-up with a single mom.

No real challenge here for a real man.

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-11-18T12:28:05+00:00

Hope 😂

haughtyhay · 2019-11-18T16:58:21+00:00

Shave her head and you got Humpty Dumpty

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-11-18T17:53:12+00:00

Queen? You mean Kingsized hamburgers and fries.

toughenup2016 · 2019-11-18T18:18:02+00:00

Because Chad hit that one too so now her standards have gone up.

gsb5150 · 2019-11-18T19:38:39+00:00

Men don't want fat women. Women don't want fat men.

2019-11-18T20:38:30+00:00

Imagine waking up beside this thing, well on the floor anyway, since there's no room on the bed.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-11-18T21:55:26+00:00

If she’s not willing to put forth the effort why should the guy?

Natuasi · 2019-11-19T00:16:24+00:00

She’d of had better luck posting this in r/roastme lol

divorce33 · 2019-11-18T12:13:19+00:00

.............

lazy_jones · 2019-11-18T15:46:12+00:00

Let's hope blind people can somehow use these dating apps...

LizardIsLove · 2019-11-18T16:32:38+00:00

No way she’s 21...

Pls no

mimiczx · 2019-11-18T20:47:44+00:00

Clown world 🤡

NaturalisticPhallacy · 2019-11-18T21:33:34+00:00

This is what /r/ChoosingBeggars used to be about.

boringcarpets · 2019-11-18T12:08:59+00:00

Reposted due to rule violation

HumanRubiksCube · 2019-11-18T13:18:21+00:00

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Just to be clear sarcasm “Heavily” intended

WantaplayMC · 2019-11-18T15:02:39+00:00

She wants my paperwork

IcariusFallen · 2019-11-18T17:41:44+00:00

She means someone who can fit in the car to go pick up take out.. because there's no way she's gonna fit in it.

Chad1Stevens · 2019-11-18T17:49:29+00:00

Mentally ill

Westernhagen · 2019-11-18T18:54:17+00:00

Trigglypuff is single? Awesome!

rromero26 · 2019-11-18T19:36:20+00:00

Has to be a troll account, they can't be this Delusional... /s

AKAJ22 · 2019-11-18T19:50:51+00:00

OMG and yet she has nothing to offer for this “fit” and “good looking person”. She’s probably a nice person but a bit delusional. Is this chick for real?

BlastedMTorr · 2019-11-18T21:04:40+00:00

Ewww...

LastRedshirt · 2019-11-18T21:54:24+00:00

21 years old ... darn, maybe I see her in a few years in "My 600-lb Life"

nerdking731 · 2019-11-18T22:15:17+00:00

It's-a me. Trigglypuff.

CleofisRandal · 2019-11-18T22:29:00+00:00

Found the feminist

SAddy97 · 2019-11-19T04:23:19+00:00

This is the pinnacle of revolting

KingPiperine · 2019-11-19T05:18:07+00:00

Fucking ridiculous whore

2016RubiconTN · 2019-11-18T12:29:27+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-11-18T16:13:48+00:00

Roz! She's a natural for the live action version of Monsters Inc.!

italian-photographer · 2019-11-18T17:15:45+00:00

I think she ate him 😮

Lameador · 2019-11-18T18:05:16+00:00

At least she presents her with a positive trait saying “I’m young “. Not sure she brings much else to the table ( problem glasses and a gigantic appetite do not count), but it’s a start

ThePlague · 2019-11-18T21:45:20+00:00

As long as men perceive it as a seller's market, they will continue to overpay.

MicrowaveYourDreams · 2019-11-18T22:02:15+00:00

laughs hysterically

corey_trevorson · 2019-11-18T22:33:50+00:00

opposites attract I guess... lmao

2019-11-18T23:16:47+00:00

😐🤮

Sorry lady, the only Queen in your life is Dairy Queen, you fat sack of shit.

2019-11-18T23:16:54+00:00

This queen deserves no less LOL

2019-11-19T01:47:32+00:00

What a fucking joke this woman is! Ya Fat cunt CYKA BLYAT!

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2019-11-19T02:57:41+00:00

Treat her like a queen alright. Dairy Queen.

gaia2008 · 2019-11-19T12:14:30+00:00

Get in line Motherfuckers,

TheRealGgsjags · 2019-11-20T13:02:40+00:00

Gentleman and now we cock our heads back and laugh in union. 3 2 1

FutureSquall · 2019-11-22T16:30:54+00:00

And when that doesn’t happen, her hair will be super short, blue, and she’ll call herself “gender fluid.”

Tex236 · 2019-11-18T16:35:01+00:00

Mike Wazowski!

bt999 · 2019-11-18T16:50:54+00:00

If she's rich it might not be so bad, as 'to spend the rest of my life with' would only be a year or two.

Worm_tail · 2019-11-18T16:59:20+00:00

With how she looks the only requirement she should have is "a living human"

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-11-18T16:59:45+00:00

I might want my face on the one-dollar bill, but I'm realistic enough to know it isn't going to happen.

exoxe · 2019-11-18T17:27:19+00:00

Ooof.

r8001 · 2019-11-18T17:32:33+00:00

"What?! Others do it, why can't I?"

NahIllberight · 2019-11-18T18:21:46+00:00

I will not do the Mario.

modex20 · 2019-11-18T19:37:44+00:00

super mario cosplay

RealMcGonzo · 2019-11-18T20:00:11+00:00

Pork. The other white meat.

russianpeepee · 2019-11-18T20:29:12+00:00

She would be good looking if she lost 200 lbs. I feel bad for people who are genuinely ugly, infinitely less sympathy for people like this.

1st10Amendments · 2019-11-18T21:44:39+00:00

At least she didn’t mention any offspring, but has hopes and dreams, considering she doesn’t seem to have anything else going for her.

Ask_Djhinn · 2019-11-18T23:10:33+00:00

His name is Sprat, Jack Sprat.

6shotsorfive · 2019-11-19T06:04:04+00:00

To spend the rest of my life with possibly...

Even though her standards are out of wack there’s something sweet about her saying that lol

2019-11-19T20:52:47+00:00

someone fit

Bro.

bablfish · 2019-11-20T06:12:18+00:00

she looks like a fat 50s librarian .. but not in a hot way

tikanderoga · 2019-11-20T22:37:46+00:00

Miss piggy looking for Kermit... not an analogy.

death_ray_mx · 2019-11-21T14:56:35+00:00

"treat me like a queen" I think she meant "treat me at Dairy Queen"

Karmachinery · 2019-11-21T16:19:32+00:00

I saw American Gods. She just wants the life force of the future victim.

DieselDan88 · 2019-11-30T21:54:36+00:00

She's no Queen ... She ate the Queen ...

solamarvii · 2019-11-18T21:37:57+00:00

If your gonna take your shot, might as well aim for the stars....

max_kek · 2019-11-19T11:43:47+00:00

This is a pretty obvious parody IMO

Title	[Repost] Wants someone "fit and really good looking"
Author	boringcarpets
Upvotes	959
Comments	197
Date	November 18, 2019 11:59 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dy29iv/repost_wants_someone_fit_and_really_good_looking/
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