Good evening. I'd like to speak directly to the Anger Phasers tonight. I will try to be brief, but I cannot promise as such, because I don't know how far down the rabbit hole I'd like to broach this subject. I surmise I'll simply throw the ideas and concepts out there, and take the temperature of TRP.

Being in the Anger Phase sucks. You know it, I know it, we all know it, and we have all been there. This is why every time I see a sophomore RedPillian bitching about all the Anger Phase posts, part of me wants to chuckle and a part of me wants to twist his nipple and remind him that it wasn't so long ago the he was there himself. The Anger Phase is like a second puberty; some will get through it faster than others.

There are basically two different forms of Anger Phasers: the incel loser-Omega types, and the "have their shit basically together but isn't getting laid lately Beta type". I'm going to be very clear and concise on the former: monk mode. Until you get your fat ass in shape, yours skinny ass muscled, or your poor, broke ass employed, you haven't got shit to offer yourself, so you haven't got shit to offer a woman. Get your own shit together.

That being said, I'm going to move onto the second type of Anger Phaser; the "not quite there" or recently unplugged. Many of you came here from failed marriages; others failed LTRs; some just can't seem to get past 3rd base, others can't seem to find the baseball park. Remember my baseball park analogy, more on that in a bit.

So here you are: you're 24 to 32 years old, have a good job, dress well, have a decent (but maybe not great) physique, but yet you still can't seem to get laid. Maybe all of those things above, while still not great, should be getting you some sort of pussy. Maybe not Megan Fox pussy, but somehow you feel that Lindsey-Lohan-after-a-coke-bender should at least be on the table.

Well gents, here's the situation: you've got a major hard-on for detesting how shitty women are, and you also just have a major hard on from some dry dick frustration. Raise your hand if this is any of you.

Well, I'm going to mention at least a temporary solution to your plight:

Learn to con the con woman.

There is a passage from a Dalrock article that I'd like to highlight in particular, although in a different context than Dalrock takes it:

https://dalrock.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/hypergamous-arms-race-revenge-of-the-nerds/

(emphasis mine)

If I were a bitter beta I might decide I had a different choice other than “Take it or leave it”. He knows women of a certain age and a history of promiscuity are going to be looking for a sucker nice guy like him to marry and settle down with. What if he decides to con the conwoman? All he has to do is what comes naturally to him. He may want to learn a little game to make him seem more interesting, but he doesn’t have to move to full alpha status.

All he has to do is put himself out there in places where these women are looking for marks, and look like a better mark than the others. Since some of the remaining betas will be manning the picket line and the alphas are busy with the new crop of carousel riders, this probably won’t be too hard. Then he just strings her along for a while, or maybe strings several along all the while talking the provider talk and enjoying the ride. And since she is in full blown (pardon the pun) bag a husband mode, she’s going to be giving him the best sex she can to seal the deal. After a while she’s bound to get wise to the jig, but then another salmon carouseler should be jumping into his mouth bed to fill the void.

In other words, find these wall-approaching/post wall 28-32 year olds, and hang out beta bait. What is beta bait? Simple! Just do what the fuck you did before you got here! However, with one big caveat: The difference is now you are onto her strategy. You are onto her game. You know what she is looking for. And now, you've learned perhaps a little game yourself to go with your lingering beta traits, just enough to keep her hamster confused as to how to file you. When she pushes for commitment, dump her ruthlessly. You've gotten all the sex you wanted out of her anyways. Spin her till she falls, find another one. Lather, rinse, repeat.

You will be amazed at how fast, like Dalrock said, these women will easily dish out some of the best sex you've ever had, once you've hinted at even the possibility that you are her meal ticket off the carousel and into the Gucci store buying handbags on your salary. They may not be the hottest as compared to the 23 year olds, but many of them know how to suck a mean dick and fuck like drunken cowgirls at a rodeo hoe-down.

"But JP", you protest, "I didn't come to TRP to bang Wall Slammers!!! I came here to learn how to game hot women!!"

Well young man, this is where we circle back to my prior baseball analogy. Lemme break it to you: you are a middling- to average-pitcher who just came off season-ending Tommy John Surgery. You've spent far too much time laid up on the disabled list, far too much time soft-tossing in the bullpen, and your mechanics are in desperate need of fine tuning.

Lucky for you, you have a responsible manager/pitching coach here in JP_Whorgan, who's going make some moves and make some calls, and I'm going to get you some quality rehabilitation time down in the AA and AAA leagues. Because I know that if I throw you back out into the major leagues after such a long time laid up on the disabled list, guys like Mike Trout and Albert Pujols are going to be crushing your pitiful fastball like a meatball thrown off a plate of spaghetti at them. We're gonna get you tuned up and ready first.

And, btw, if you have any sense of guilt or trepidation about gaming the woman who's trying to run a game on you, well, don't. Like Heartiste and Rollo have recently put it, consider fucking these women as you being an "Alpha Agent of Righteous Karma".

If you are prone to guilt, you might feel it when you inevitably dump a woman in this age range. Don’t. Remind yourself that her past is littered with her insouciant dumping of many beta men before you. You are merely an alpha agent of righteous karma. - CH