So bitter and entitled

holidaysboots · 2019-03-27T10:48:16+00:00

If she's young and good-looking she's the mid level boss. If she's old and fat she's the final boss.

Bruchibre · 2019-03-27T11:32:56+00:00

Her profile summarizes as "Don't approach me, BYE".

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-27T11:17:07+00:00

I'll just get to the point...

Ok cupcake. Let's have it

(she then goes on a rambling incoherent Freudian rant indicative if a woman on Psych meds).

Well, okay then.

Be original or its (SIC) getting deleted

"People in glass houses..." cupcake

You have .03 chances.

Wait. I need a calculator for this one (point 03 times the square root of pschobitch cubed, divided by nothanks, plus get the fuck out of there with this shit)

Bad communicator BYE

I agree. BYE

tromix1 · 2019-03-27T12:23:11+00:00

under 8" BYE

lel, she thinks she's worthy of the top .1%.

SelectAirline · 2019-03-27T12:56:31+00:00

What she beings to the table:

- Capable of feeding herself

- Owns a car

- Employed

...and apparently that's it.

dante_55_ · 2019-03-27T13:38:30+00:00

Says: ‘Cannot speak in coherent sentences that sound intellectual, BYE’

-> then goes on to make endless typos and write barely understandable sentences

lorem6300118 · 2019-03-27T11:52:03+00:00

Considering how many thousands of day Game cold approaches I effected (in my forlorn blue pill days), I am amazed that she has equivocated “approaching” (which, for all its faults, at least requires some courage) with men messaging them on old.

Women loooove the validation of being approached.

Since helpless betas like me are not cold approaching IRL anymore, to avoid the dopesickness of lack of validation, she has to call online messages an approach.

That is as sad as anything as anything I’ve ever seen in this sub.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-03-27T13:03:02+00:00

I dont give a fuck what she looks like, that was ugly. I would rather masterbate in the forest, alone, with no porn so the squirls can at least get a show.

4gotOldU-name · 2019-03-27T13:22:16+00:00

Well... her 8" requirement only means that she's already been hollowed out.

stephcurryftw · 2019-03-27T15:07:04+00:00

"Don't waste my time if you just want sex...."

"Not looking for anything serious."

Funny she wants good communication when she can't even type 2 sentences without contradicting herself.

[deleted] · 2019-03-27T15:11:54+00:00

I really want to analyze this line by line but it'll turn into a bore-fest so instead, I'll use a job seeker metaphor:

My name is Chris. I make a resume listing all the reasons I hated my previous jobs, co-workers and supervisors. I put this resume up on indeed so job recruiters can see me. Miraculously, I receive four calls from different employers to schedule a job interview.

I don't bother answering Company A's phone call

I do answer Company B's call but immediately demand to know how much vacation time I'll get and clearly state I'll only accept first shift and can't be expected to work weekends.

I go back to Company C's job posting and see that they are only paying $34,999 a year instead of $35,000 so I put them from my mind too.

I accept Company D's invitation. On the day of the interview, I show up five minutes late and shrug my shoulders to the interviewer. Then I lean back into the seat I'm given with my arms crossed. I give one word answers to the questions posed. After ten minutes, the job interviewer says they'll get back to me.

I never hear back from them and go on social media to complain about how choosy beggar-ish Company D is and all my friends tell me that it's the company's loss.

Knight_of_Ironfist · 2019-03-27T11:17:48+00:00

Anyone got some eye bleach?

PunisherXXV · 2019-03-27T12:59:08+00:00

Um. I am gonna have to say BYE.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-27T12:08:00+00:00

BYE.

faintingoat · 2019-03-27T11:30:23+00:00

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-27T12:09:41+00:00

I have to wonder if she actually means 'bye' or does she have a spelling issue and they should all actually say 'BUY'?

The_Man11 · 2019-03-27T12:57:24+00:00

"NEXT!"

[deleted] · 2019-03-27T17:31:51+00:00

I love to eat + Ice cream & birthday cake is my fave = diabetic beached whale

The reason you "probably can't satisfy" her in bed is because you can't even get through all the folds to reach her snatch.

Eloquenttongues · 2019-03-27T13:45:53+00:00

I wonder if she’s gotten any messages. :/

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-27T16:19:11+00:00

If she isn’t like a perfect 10 Victoria Secret model then someone needs to check this bitch into an institution.

“Bad communicator” is a dealbreaker but can’t spell or work grammar for shit.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-03-27T18:55:37+00:00

She genuinely believes that she is worthy of that unicorn.

And she can vote. And it is her that is voting for socialism. Let that sink in.

Women. Should. Not. Be. Allowed. To. Vote.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-27T14:45:55+00:00

How nature says, “Stay away.”

houseoftolstoy · 2019-03-27T15:31:00+00:00

You can just feel the anger from this post. If you are so angry when it comes to trying to find a date, why even bother?

I switch moods like my clothes lol.

Just what men are looking for, a woman who not only introduces herself with hostility and contempt, but also a borderline personality. She must be trying to appeal to thed masochistic crowd, as I can think of no other type of guy who would go for this sort of woman.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-27T19:31:32+00:00

"Be original" and yet every one of her sentence is a female cliché.

So BYYEEE!!! bitch!

EHXKOR · 2019-03-27T23:46:27+00:00

“Doesn’t like feet BYE” I think this alone is one of the reasons she’s alone. Ain’t no one got time for creepy foot fetishists.

General-Rommel · 2019-03-27T14:02:54+00:00

"I'm such a used up whore that only literal porn star-quality sex is going to keep me interested."

There is no way this person stays in a non-sugar-daddy relationship for more than a year, at max.

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-03-27T17:06:24+00:00

Every noun, verb and adjective in that made me want to vomit. And she has to be like 4'11" for 5'8" to be acceptable.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-03-27T17:46:44+00:00

And somehow someway she forgot to mention what,if anything,she offers just a long list for her perfect guy but zero on her..hmm

diffdedbed · 2019-03-27T17:49:50+00:00

Under 8"

Lol. She basically just said the penis equivalent of "Be over 6'11" tall".

We all know men lie about penis size, but we don't have to, women are horrible at judging. I've been called "at least 8" more than once, I'm barely 7" and that puts me in the top 90% as it is.

Its also such an odd request I wonder if its a fake profile. For most women 8" is in the hurty range. IF she knew her dicks, she would have requested girth.

My guess is this is her laundry list of mental complaints about her last boyfriend. Probably a "fuck you" for him to see.

grapplingwithtruth · 2019-03-27T18:05:55+00:00

She gets a pass (sort of) if and only if she is a smoking hot gorgeous super model bombshell. It could be a bullshit filter for her.

JackJoestar · 2019-03-27T18:12:27+00:00

“Don’t like feet BYE”

I’m not in a relationship because I want to admire nasty feet

Starcruiser28 · 2019-03-27T20:45:13+00:00

I stopped reading after the line "I am a Queen and deserve to treated as so" another entitled bitch with nothing to offer.

She thinks she is the prize, honey you are so mis informed.

She brings nothing to the table, why bother wasting your time? Not worth the drama.

alleyteris · 2019-03-27T21:03:36+00:00

I intive all you fine gentlemen to play a new game i call " how many cats " or HMC™

Each of us get to say how many cats she is gonna have by the tine she has run throu the Wall.

I go first: 9 cats that will probably eat her too when she dies alone

vampyreorlokk · 2019-03-27T14:02:45+00:00

Too much entitlement..... BYE

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2019-03-27T15:32:47+00:00

For someone who loves smart people so much, she sure doesn't understand how to format a paragraph or correct her own spelling errors.

CptFizz · 2019-03-27T15:34:25+00:00

TIL: 19yo wealthy super models DO use online dating.

[deleted] · 2019-03-27T16:05:25+00:00

Anyone else's IQ just drop a few points after reading this?

Emervila · 2019-03-27T16:20:52+00:00

being a bitch... BYE

BerniesHairbrush · 2019-03-27T17:33:22+00:00

And she wonders why she is still looking for a guy...! Attitude kills....

meerita · 2019-03-27T17:34:05+00:00

Shame we can see her.

Cpt_Slimers · 2019-03-27T18:26:35+00:00

Sapiosexual

Must be above 8”

Must like feet

🤔

SwinginPastMyKnees_ · 2019-03-27T21:24:30+00:00

She sounds like a total wreck. However, I've never seen a woman post that the guy has to be okay with feet. Wonder what that's about.

Someguywithakeybo4rd · 2019-03-27T21:58:04+00:00

Entitled as fuck? BYE!!!

AFthrowaway3000 · 2019-03-27T22:07:51+00:00

What's sad is she will still get responses from many Billy Betas.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-03-27T22:29:51+00:00

I'm way taller than 8"

Uqtpa · 2019-03-27T22:53:53+00:00

She calls her herself "sapiosexual", but she won't date a guy who is packing less than 8 inches, and who is shorter than 5'8". She is just another virtue-signalling cunt, who doesn't want to be labeled as what she truly is: stupid, shallow, bitter and entitled.

[deleted] · 2019-03-27T23:00:26+00:00

Absolutely no part of her profile makes you think "what an attractive person I want to be around". She also has poor grammar for a "sapiosexual".

However, a well-hung old fat ugly man with a good income who is also desperate for any younger woman fits her bill. But I'm willing to bet even he will get a BYE and she'll add "not too old, not ugly" to her "BYE list".

hideout78 · 2019-03-28T00:39:50+00:00

Fuck this dumb entitled whore. BYE.

DogMuh · 2019-03-28T01:17:37+00:00

fuck i just nutted all over my self fuck fuck ohh fuck

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-03-28T03:20:01+00:00

Classic. Deny them before they have a chance to deny you! Stalin would be proud.

I am a KWEEEEN.

That's what bitches say. It's like taking some positivity and instead of using that positivity to be healthy, happy, improve yourself and your community, stay humble, and know that the good vibe of the universe will always love you too... ...they just meth shit up, downgrade with a fiesty passion, and become a giant, arrogant, pain-in-the-ass BITCH.

turtlearther · 2019-03-28T05:25:29+00:00

can't bring anything beneficial to the relationship BYE

oh sweet irony.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-28T20:04:46+00:00

All this criteria and she’s still going to get memes by the Kardashian’s and end up pumped and dumped by a Jamal.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-28T20:06:17+00:00

Oh good she’s a cool wine aunt in training and wants to date other cool wine aunts!

Let’s travel and drink and obsess over cats together!

[deleted] · 2019-03-29T00:10:45+00:00

Reminds me of "Next!"

devok1 · 2019-03-29T08:00:24+00:00

her puss is so damaged that you need to be 8" to feel anything

Medusssssa1 · 2019-03-30T02:37:20+00:00

Trick, As If She’s A Queen! Bye!

HarryHanginsak · 2019-03-31T12:39:01+00:00

I've got a friend with a wife that is exactly like this. Same level of entitlement.
He won't leave her. Somebody will read this and cuff her up. Makes me sad.

HNutz · 2019-04-03T13:56:33+00:00

"I'm bipolar, I'm looking for a unicorn to "spoil" me, I won't tell you any ACTUAL facts about myself, I'm a "Queen"..."

BYE, bitch.

Title	So bitter and entitled
Author	charles171
Upvotes	374
Comments	141
Date	March 27, 2019 10:43 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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