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[–]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile[S] 67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know if the mods will allow this post but it made me laugh for at least 38 seconds when I found it. Enjoy!
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surprisingly precise, but it's about right, 38 seconds of fun and then some!
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Very funny but forgot the quintessential
[–]TEH_PROOFREADA6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tired of playing games — I’m looking for a REAL MAN.
[–]houseoftolstoyHeavy Marauder of Truth Bombs24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Half the profiles are fakes
I can verify that this is true from my own experience. Many sites will have obviously fake profiles that are probably condoned by the site itself, if not outright created by the site itself. One way to detect a fake profile is to reverse image search the profile pictures and see if they show any matches. Another is that most of the professional looking shots are probably fake as well, as I doubt very many people have photo shoots like that for dating websites. Sparsely filled out profiles are either duds or are far too inactive or not invested for it to be worth your time anyways.
I did get very lucky through online dating myself, but I do not know the odds for others using them as well. For any men that do, best of luck to you.
[–]OhNoBearIsDriving12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Didn't some dating sites got sued for exactly that? Hired people to make up fake profiles and showed some interests to get the guys to sign up for premium membership
[–]muricanwerewolf1Mansplaining on Nightmare Difficulty9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Match.com kept dead/deleted profiles around to boost numbers and make it look like they had options. They were also accused of suspiciously sending an alert that someone was “interested” or wanted to match when a member’s subscription was to run out.
[–]houseoftolstoyHeavy Marauder of Truth Bombs6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do not know about that, but I would not be surprised if it was true.
[–]DonWaits8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Loved the attention to quality. The nipples made me chuckle loudly.
[–]redditloginfail4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. Too true.
And even the ones who have good paying jobs are so far in debt due to foolishness, that their income level is irrelevant.
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that bag of dirt as a woman is the most offensive funniest shit of the day.
downloaded it for later use.
[–]x6x6x619824 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately this is fake :( POF proofreads everything you put in your bio, so this would never be published. Agree what's written tho.
[–]sfwaccountfw0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Caucasian, Leo
Do men still fall for this wishy washy BS?
[–]OhNoBearIsDriving4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It could be site auto calculated using the sign up birthday, i thought it was just thots compulsively entering their signs, but this guy wouldn't bother to enter that data if he's just trying to make a statement
[–]MAJIIC0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I know a guy that spouts star sign shit all day.
[–]muricanwerewolf1Mansplaining on Nightmare Difficulty1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It’s kind of fun if you learn just enough about it to bullshit it. Not actually studying astrology, don’t be retarded, but pretending you can know something about somebody you just met because you know their star sign or whatever. It’s all horseshit, so you can say whatever you want about somebody as long as you know the lingo. Women love that nonsense and even if they realize you’re making fun of them they often can’t help themselves.
[–]TEH_PROOFREADA1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You strike me as an analytical guy who probably enjoys social criticism and champions self-responsibility, but who also enjoys the occasional shitpost and… deep-fried meme? Are you a Libra?
[–]muricanwerewolf1Mansplaining on Nightmare Difficulty2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck, now I believe in astrology
[–]MAJIIC0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with you on that.
[–]sfwaccountfw0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Like an educated urban guy?
Ghetto dude
[–]quesoburgesa0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So much truth it hurts
[–]NOT_A_THROWAWAY345r/The_Wall0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny bc it's true.
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[–]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile[S] 67 points68 points69 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst54 points55 points56 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TEH_PROOFREADA6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]houseoftolstoyHeavy Marauder of Truth Bombs24 points25 points26 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]OhNoBearIsDriving12 points13 points14 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]muricanwerewolf1Mansplaining on Nightmare Difficulty9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]houseoftolstoyHeavy Marauder of Truth Bombs6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DonWaits8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]redditloginfail4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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